Flo: (sitting on a chair at a desk with stacks of 'papers' in front of her) Alright folks, without further ado, let us proceed with the fourth chapter of 'R, P A… C?'… (serious + bored face)

IE Cast: This has gotta be the SHORTEST intro from Flo…. EVER…. And what's with the papers and the… cashier?

Flo: (serious + bored face; fix glasses) You'll see… (stares back at the door)

IE Cast: (sweatdrops) O.o?

(Rose, Paper and… Cats?)

That morning, Burn and Gazelle woke up to the most awkward position ever. Burn had somehow ended up on top of Gazelle and his face was buried into Gazelle's neck, literally nuzzling it with his mouth.

Gazelle's arms, however, were under Burn's shirt and his face was buried into Burn's hair.

When the cat, Yuki, jumped on both of them, they were dumbfounded at first. But their screams shook the whole mansion. Even the cat was shock and was hanging on the ceiling by its claws.

"WH-WHAT WERE YOU DOING?" Both of them screamed, pointed at each other and backed away. Gazelle into the wall and Burn on the floor.

Suddenly, both of them realized something important…

"OH OUR GOD! WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" They screamed one more time and headed for the bathroom(s).

(Rose, Paper and… Cats?)

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE US UP? !" The hot-head and silver-haired males scolded Hiroto, Midorikawa and Osamu. They were right now on top of the school roof during lunch. Burn and Gazelle was angry at the other three and was literally growing fangs.

The three other soccer captains flinched.

"W-We knocked on your door but neither of you answered, except the cat that is, that almost SCRATCHED US TO DEATH!" The three shot back while in the same time showing places where they were attacked by Yuki, their arms, hands, feet…

Burn and Gazelle sweatdropped. Was Yuki this violent?

"Well it's not my fault if my cat scratched you guys," Gazelle leaned against the rails of the roof. He took a glance at Burn and blushed. 'How did we end up like that?' Gazelle thought to himself and looked away. Burn was thinking of the same thing. His face was red too, almost as red as his hair.

The trio looked at the two questioningly. Before they could stop themselves, they asked the question that might cost them their lives…

"Oi, oi… what's wrong with the both of you today?" Gazelle and Burn couldn't help but blush redder. They turned their heads around sharply, almost breaking their necks, and glared at the trio. Hiroto, Midorikawa and Osamu gulped.

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS!" Both of them snapped and started for the door. The other three, once again, stared at them, confused.

(Rose, Paper and… Cats?)

"Hey Burn, what're you doing?" Gazelle asked the red-haired male in front of him. They were back at the mansion and had just finished their homework. Well Gazelle has, Burn was now doing something with a piece of paper. Origami as Gazelle guessed.

"Riku-sensei forced me to make a rose out of a piece of paper…" Burn's forehead creased as he tried to fold the piece of paper. Gazelle, who was now sitting on a chair beside Burn, smirked. Burn turned his head and glared at him.

"Seriously Burn? Even a 5-year old can fold that!" Gazelle boasted. Burn was already raising his arm to punch him but was stopped half-way to Gazelle's nose. Gazelle had caught his arm was now gripping it tightly. Burn mentally slapped himself for blushing at the sudden touch.

"I'd love to see you try!" Gazelle's vein popped and he glared back at Burn. "Give me that!" He snatched the piece of paper from Burn, almost giving him a paper cut.

"Hey! Watch it!"

Gazelle ignored him and in five minutes he had successfully folded the paper into a rose. Burn stood there, shocked by the fact that Gazelle could do it and he couldn't. Gazelle smirked at him triumphantly. But that smirk was immediately wiped away from his face when Burn started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Gazelle asked, curious.

Burn was still laughing and Gazelle was trying hard not to kick him out of the balcony.

"N-never thought that the ice-cold Suzuno Fuusuke could fold papers into roses!" Burn laughed again and wiped his eyes with his sleeves. He was laughing so hard he was literally crying. Gazelle, who looked like a volcano, threw the paper rose at Burn and a few other random things and stomped out of the kitchen and climbed up the stairs.

Burn stood there dumbfounded. Did he do something wrong? Well laughing at Gazelle was certainly not nice… but he had done it many times before and Gazelle wasn't mad, until now that is. He stared at the rose that Gazelle had made. He was lucky that it was made of paper, because if it was a real rose, he might need a band-aid wrapped around his head.

He sighed and leaned against the breakfast table. His mind drifted off to what happened this morning and his face turned crimson red again. He could jump off the fifth floor's balcony due to embarrassment. But then again, he could lose his life and only a maniac would do that.

"And that maniac is me…" Burn sighed at the sudden comment. He was totally losing his mind, Just look at him, he's starting to talk to himself! What idiot talks to themselves? Minus authors/writers that is. They ALWAYS talk to themselves. And people who have lost their minds.

Burn was definitely no author so… could it mean he have lost his mind?

"URGH! Get a grip Haruya!" He punched himself in the cheek, making his head turn around, just in time to see a shadow walking or rather crawling outside the French doors that led to the outside of the mansion. Burn stared at the shadow. After a few minutes he saw a tail and immediately knew it was an animal. And based on the way it walk it was definitely a cat.

"Yuki…" Burn reminded himself the name of Gazelle's new pet. He walked to the French doors and opened it but instead of finding Yuki, he found the cat that he had always wanted to kill for trashing his room. The black cat stopped walking and sat there, staring at Burn's golden orbs.

"GAAH! IT'S THE CAT THAT DESTROYED MY BEDROOM!" And with that Burn lunged forward, in an attempt to capture the cat and throw it into one of the clothes drying machine or whatever. Better yet, throw it into the toilet.

The cat dodged Burn and he landed on his face. A purplish aura surrounded him and he jumped up, wiping his sore nose.

"GET BACK HERE CAT!" Burn turned to his side and chased after the cat. They ran and ran and ran around the house. Somehow, none of them got dizzy.

Burn continued chasing the cat. In the same time, he was screaming random attempts to demolish the cat.

"I'M GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE DISHWASHER! NO THE OVEN! No… because you might explode in it and that's just too cruel… INTO THE TRASH CAN! INTO… Into… GAAH! I'LL KILL YOU CAT!"

This went on for a few minutes before Burn accidently tripped on a rock and fell. He hit his sore face again and mumbled some cursing words.

"Curse you cat…" It took him a while before he realized that he had landed onto something soft or more accurately someone. He looked down and screamed, blushing at the same time.

"GA-GAZELLE? !"

*Rose, Paper and… Cats?*

Flo: GRAN! REIZE! DESARM! NOW!

3 Aliens: Stop calling us by our alien names! HMPH! (opens the door and a swarm of Burn X Gazelle fangirls comes running in)

Fangirls: KYAAAA! ! ! I WANT THIS PICTURE OF BURN AND GAZELLE! NO WAIT THIS ONE IS HOTTER! GAAH! LOOK HERE! THEY'RE IN BED AND…. OH MY GOD! ! ! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! ! (goes hysteria)

Flo: Come on in people! 100,000 pounds for each pic!

Burn and Gazelle: 100,000 POUNDS? ? ! ! ! ! (snatches a photo that was randomly thrown at them) GAAH! HO-HOW DID THIS THING EXIST? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! (faints)

IE Cast: (looks at the pic) OH OUR GOD… THE-THEY'RE HAVING ***? ? ! ! ! !

Yuu: So that's what those stacks of papers are… pictures of Burn and Gazelle…

Fangirls: AWW MAN! NO MORE PICS!

Flo: (laughs evilly) MUAHAHAHAHA! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M DIRTY FUCKING RICH! ! XD No prob girls! Look over there! (points behind them)

Fangirls: (turn around and squeals the most ear-aching squeal EVER) A BUS LOAD OF PICS! ! ! KYAAAA!

Hiroto: (honks) Come on in!

Midorikawa: (on top of the bus with Osamu) THERE'S LIKE 10 MORE BUSSES OF THESE THINGS!

Fangirls: (swarms the busses) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! ! !

Flo: (blows a whistle) NOW THESE ARE WORTH 300,000 POUNDS EACH! ! ! YOU GUYS SURE YOU WANT THEM? ? ! ! !

Fangirls: THE HIGHER THE PRICE! THE HOTTER THE PIC!

Flo: XD YOU GIRLS READ MY MIND! GO ON IN! XD

Fangirls: (busts into the bus)

IE Cast and Yuu: (sweatdrops)

Flo: MAUHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! I AM THE FILTHIEST DAMNED FUCKING RICHEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yuu: (joins Flo) THIS ONE'S 500,000 POUNDS! ! ! THAT'S 100,000,000 POUNDS! ! ! ! !

IE Cast: (sweatdrops more) We feel sorry for Burn and Gazelle…. Okay, did we just saw dollars in the sibling's eyes?

Siblings: (rolling in a heap of money) $.$! ! ! WE'RE DAMNED RICH! ! ! ! MUAHAHAHAHA! ! ! GAZILLIONAIRES! ! ! GAZILLIONAIRES! ! ! ! ! PROBABLY MORE THAN THAT! ! !

IE Cast except Burn and Gazelle: (joins in rolling) WE WANT SOME TOO! ! ! ! !

Burn and Gazelle: Doesn't anybody care for us anymore? ? ? ? TTT_TTT