hi, Crazichi here! :D And I'm back with chapter 5. Wow I'm actually jealous of the Zutarians. I wish I could live on the Zutara ship. Oh well, once the war starts picking up more steam, the Zutarians won't be laughing for long. Although, they DO have another fuel-up, thanks to. . .

RANDOMPERSON()!

Thanks for you review, the Zutarians love you! I actually planned to wtite this chapter one way, but then I changed it because of your review. Sooo, the Zutarians appreciate your review GREATLY! You really saved them!

Everyone else, enjoy the chapter.

-Revised-
I changed a few things, but not much.

"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."
-Jose Narosky


The Zutarians laughed hysterically.

"I know! I just wish I could have seen the look on his face!" Chi exlaimed.

"I did!" Ty stated proudly "I was laughing so hard I turned blue!" everyone laughed!

"That was an awesome idea Chi!" Mea complimented.

"Yeah, but it wouldn't have worked without Ty's amazing skills! I was so nervous you wouldn't be able to plant all the bombs in time!" Chi replied.

"Yeah, and good thinking starting the debate to distract the Kataangers." Nina added.

"Oh that was just quick thinking, and insulting Kataang on a ship of Kataangers seemed like the obvious way to go." Chi admitted

"And Ty's idea to spraypaint 'Zutara FTW' on the back of the Kataang ship was brilliant!" she added " but it was also risky! Good thing you made it out in time, or Dash would've had your head!" Everyone laughed.

"Cheers! to Chi and Ty for a job well done!" said Fred, a soldier on the Zutara ship.

Everyone picked up their glasses of apple cider and knocked them before taking a satisfied sip!

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"Those lousy, good for nothing, ugh! Stupid Zutarians!" Dash shouted as he paced around the room while he ranted to a very bored Aaron.

"Just face it, the Zutarians are more clever than we first perceived. If you keep underestimating them, it'll be easier for them to keep pulling tricks on us." Aaron said as he rolled his eyes.

"Ugh, I guess your right. What we need is to get revenge. I'm not helping anyone by whining about it like a little baby." Dash agreed

"Nope! Especially not me!" This earned Aaron a glare from Dash. "So whats the plan."

"We should sneak onto the Zutara ship, and do something to them!" Dash offered.

"Like what?" Aaron questioned.

"Hmmm" suddenly, a sly smile appeared on Dash's face.

"What are you-"

"Come Aaron, we have some buisness to attend to."

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"Ok you guys, let's be serious for a minute." Chi ordered.

"Ok, what's up boss?" said a Zutara soldier.

"Ok, we're in a war, right? So we should really start thinking about things like alliances!" suggested Chi.

"Yeah!" said Mea.

"Ok, lets start brainstorming, tell me all the other ships this season."

"Ok, we have Sukka, Harutara, Jetara, and Maang" said Nina as she counted each ship on her fingers.

"Yeah, not including slash ships" said Fred.

"This is TvY7 people! Not gonna happen! The slash ships can go sail over the edge of a waterfall for all I care." Chi said with a roll of her eyes.

Elsewhere

The Zukaang ship was happily sailing over calm, clear waters when suddenly they heard the sound of rushing water.

"Ahhh, so peaceful" said the captain of the Zukaang ship. He closed his eyes and listened to the peaceful sounds of rushing water.

"Uhh sir" said one of the generals of the Zukaang ship. "I belive we're about to sail over the edge of a waterfall."

"What?" the Zukaang captain saw the waterfall "Oh no"

The ship sailed over the edge and crashed to the bottom with a splash. Everyone survived and swam over to shore though it was hard because some people had broken arms or legs.

When everyone was safe on the land, they heard screams and looked up to see the Katoph ship falling down the waterfall as well. They crashed to the surface of the water all the same and came swimming over to shore.

The Zukaang and Katuki captains looked at eachother.

"You too"
"Yup"

Back at the Zutara Ship

"Ok so anyone got any bright ideas." asked Chi.

"Um, what about Maang, it will be a ship that can oppose Kataang by setting Aang up with Meng!" suggested one person.

"Nah, they're too much of a oneshot pairing, I don't think we're ever going to see Meng again in the series. It would be pointless." replied Chi.

"Uhh, how about Harutara." suggested someone else.

"Oh please, Harutara is barely a ship." said Chiwith a roll of her eyes. "Besides, we most likely wont be seeing Haru in a while, that ship will probably get old fast."

"Sukka?" suggested Nina.

"Hmm, not bad, lots of Sukka shippers are Zutarians, so that's more fanart and amo for us since the shippers will be pleased, there is somewhat of development in Suki and Sokka's relationship, plus, Sukka seems to be a pretty permanent ship on the show!" Chi smiled.

"Nina, write a letter to the Sukka Ship asking them to ally themselves with us."commanded Chi.

"Great! this is-" Mea's sentence was interrupted when suddenly all the lights went out and the music turned off.

"What the?"

"What just happened?"

"What's going on?"

Many Zutarians wondered.

"I think I know" said Chi her eyes squinting in the darkness. She got up and went on her search for Dash and his friend.

With Dash and Aaron

After getting the supplies, Aaron and Dash put on all black and stealthily made their way to the Zutara ship in a little rowboat. They came from the side so the guards at the front and the watchmen wouldn't see them.

They made their way up the side of the boat and ran to the front of the ship, beat up the guards, and stole their uniforms. Dash and Aaron had taken Karate together, so taking down the guards was the easy part.

They put on the Zutara uniform and looked down at them in disgust.

"Ugh, I feel like a traitor in this uniform, I need to watch the Fortuneteller when I get back to the ship so I can clear my mind of all that is Zutara for at least a half hour." Dash never thought he'd find himself wearing the Zutara uniform, and just thinking about it made him nauseous.

"Come on, lets just get in and get out quickly so we can take off the uniforms then!" said Aaron.

"How are we gonna hide the tools!" Dash exclaimed as he remembered they were a crucial part to the plan.

"Uhh, we'll say we're swapping rooms and that the bag is some of your stuff!" Aaron suggested.

"Good! I just hope it doesn't make too much noise while we're walking." Dash said

"Yeah, me neither, well lets go!"

The two boys walked to the ships entrance and prepared their eyes for the sight they were about to see.

They knocked on the door and the watchmen looked down to see two Zutarian soldiers at the door. He made the signal for the doormen to pull down the door. As the drawbridge lowered, Aaron and Dash took a few steps back.
Their mouths fell to the floor when they saw the ship. They walked inside, completely amazed.

"Whoa!" said Dash.

"The Zutarians sure do know how to decorate." said Aaron a little more to himself than to anyone else

They walked around as "Pon De Replay" played in the background. The Zutara ship was amazing! The lights were actually red, blue, and purple stage lights lined accross the ceiling. The walls were lined with tables and video frames. The video frames played slideshows of some of the best Zutara art, lists of the best Zutara fanfiction, and they even played the greatest Zutara AMV's that there were! The tables were lined with brownies, fruit bowls, cupcakes, candy bowls, vegetables and dip, cookies, crackers, cheese, mini cinnabons and there were coolers filled with fruit punch, soda, cider, water, and even milk for the cookies!

"Wow, it's like a party in here!" said Aaron very excited.

Dash pointed to the giant banner at the end of the hall they were walking down.

'Zutara Ship, where everyday is a party'

"Whoa, does that mean it's like this everyday!" said Aaron, now ecstatic.

Dash then again pointed to the poster. Aaron slapped his hand down.

"Yeah, I know, the poster, it was kind of a rhetorical question."

"Well we're not here to admire the Zutarians, decorative skills." Dash said annoyed at his friends enthusiasm. "We're here to get revenge!" said Dash. But Aaron wasn't listening, he was laughing at an anti-Kataang comic that was playing on one of the video frames. Dash glared at his friend, feeling slightly betrayed.

Aaron looked over at his glaring friend and his smile dropped.

"Oh, i'm sorry, it was just so funny! Aang was like-"

"Whatever, lets just do what we have to do and get out of here before you get any more contaminated." Dash said as he dragged his friend down the hall.

"Aww, come on Dash, can't we hang out a little first, I mean-"

"No!" Dash said firmly.

Aaron knew there was no changing Dash's mind, so he decided to take in as much of the Zutara Ship as he could. He looked at the video frames, drooled over the food on the counters, and even peeked inside the rooms. He saw people eating, people flirting, people in jacuzzi's and, oh my god, was that a bounce house?

"I can't wait til' we sink this ship to te bottom of the ocean!" said a very angry Dash.

"No!" blurted Aaron. Dash gave him a weird look.

"I, mean, uh, cant we just like, kick off the Zutarians and take ownership of it once we overpower them and win the war!" suggested Aaron.

"No, but we can sink it to the bottom of the ocean." replied Dash even more pissed.

'Oh well' thought Aaron 'at least I still have the memories' Aaron sighed and continued to follow Dash through the ship.

Dash walked through the ships halls bumping into people and even spilling a few of their drinks.

He didn't care though, Dash felt angry, Dash felt furious, he felt betrayed, but worst of all, he actually felt jealous. He was jealous of the Zutarians which made him even more angry. AND he was jealous that Aaron liked the Zutara Ship better than the Kataang ship, which made him feel even more betrayed. But he was also angry that HE liked the Zutara Ship better as well, which made him jealous, which made him FURIOUS that he was jealous of a ship that makes him angry!

Dash and Aaron finally found the power box that controlled all the electricity that ran through this Zutara Ship. Dash smirked. he took out his screw driver and opened up the box to reveal a lot of switches, cables and wires.

He took out his cable cutters and sliced one of the wires. Nothing. He cut another wire. Nothing. He cut another wire. Noth-

"Hey! What happened to the hot tub!" He heard a random guy yell from one of the rooms.

Dash smirked, and continued to slice though the wires before finally the lights went out and all the electricity in the ship was out.

"And now, so they cant just reconnect the wires..." Dash picked up a glass of Hawaiian Punch and poured it on the metal box.

"Oops" he said with fake innocence.

"Ok, lets go now!" said Aaron.

They took off their stolen armor and layed them on the floor. Good thing they had on there black clothes, it made it easier to make there way through the confused crowd of Zutarians.

Dash and Aaron broke out in to a huge fit of laughter as they rode away in their row boat.

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Chi didn't find Dash, but she did find two unconcious guards on deck and two Zutara armor uniforms by the power box . Well technically she tripped over the uniforms, but that was besides the point! The point was, Dash had snuck onto her ship, and now, it was too dark to see her own fingers in front of her face! She called down the ship mechanic and twenty minutes later, the mechanic came with his tool box.

"Sorry, I got lost on my wa-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, just fix it." said Chi. She felt bad for treating the mechanic that way, but she was just irritated is all.

"Ok, ok, just let me look for my flashlight. . . ahh, here it is!" he made his way over to the power box and flipped up the swith of his flashlight, then he flicked it down again, then up again, and then he shook it. He slowly and nervously, turned his head over in Chi's direction. And Chi? Well by now, her ears had turned red, not that you could see it since it was pitch black! But, also, you could feel the hot rage radiating from her body, and good thing too, because duue to lack of power, the heater was off, the ship was freezing! At least they had Chi's anger to keep them warm!

"What. happened. NOW?"

"Uh, well, uh-"

"SPIT IT OUT!"

"I played man hunt with the guys last night around the ship and. . . so . . .I guess. . .my flashlight ran out of batteries." He quickly covered his head with his hands to protect himself from Chi's wrath.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Chi! this story is Rated K! Watch your language! The children my be reading"

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIG ISSUE HERE!" Chi screamed in frustration.

"Now! Take your stuff outside on deck where there's LIGHT, look for batteries, and DON'T break the fourth wall again!" Chi yelled at the poor mechanic. He grabbed his stuff and scurried away in fear of the captain and seriously needing to pee his pants after that encounter.

"Whoa Chi! we heard your yelling all the way three halls down." said Nina as she walked towards Chi, Mea trailing close behind.

"I'm fine. Sorry for being so loud."

"S'ok!" said Mea.

The mechanic came back very nervously covering his face with his tool box. Chi took many deep breaths before calmly looking at the mechanic.

"Whats the matter?" Chi asked sweetly.

"Umm, well, I may...just maybe...well I am...well uh. . .I'm out of batteries."

"So how are you gonna fix the power? I mean you ARE the mechanic? Unless, we hired you and PAY you to be a USELESS WASTE OF AIR!" Chi said red again.

"Whoa Chi chill!" Nina said trying to calm the captain down."

"Oh I'm chill alright, VERY chill! Since this idiot doesn't even have batteries for his stupid flashlight so he can fix the electricity and turn the heat on, I'm very chill!"

"Wait a sec, my laptop runs on a battery, so it still works!" said Nina excited.

"So?" said Ch giing her a skeptical look.

"And we have an extra fuel up!"

"Meaning. . ."

"We can try to use the fuel-up to turn the electricity on for at least an hour so that we can have light, so that he can fix the electricity!"

"Oh my God, yes! Thats brilliant!" Chi and Nina ran to Nina's room and turned on her laptop where all the fuel-ups were transfered to.

"Ok, randomperson(), your fuel-up is about to save a mechanics life!" said Nina causing both girls to giggle.

They waited for the fuel-up to load and. . . flick! The lights turned on! They heard the music turn on and a warmth filled the room as a huge cheer erupted through the ship!

"Nina, I otta give you a badge!" praised Chi.

"That would be nice!" The girls giggled and ran back over to where they left Mea and the mechanic ignoring everything around them as they ran through the crowd of Zutarians.

"Sorry about freaking out on you and losing my cool." Chi apologized to the mechanic.

"I may never sleep peacefully again, but it's fine. Now I can get started on this power box!"

The mechanic got to work fixing the box and reconnecting the wires, but when he flicked the switch back on. . .

"Uh oh" he said.

"Wh-What happened?"

The mechanic felt around the power box and felt stickiness on his fingers when he pulled them out.

"It seems someone poured juice in the box."

"Well, what does that mean?" asked Chi worried.

"It means i'll have to clean out the box and then replace every single wire with a new one."

"But, we're in the middle of the sea, where are we gonna find that stuff."

"I've got extra wires in my office, but it will take about three hours to get the job done." Chi started to mumble under her breath about how he has extra wires, but he can't even find himself a working flashlight.

"But the fuel-up only lasts one hour!" complained Nina.

"Listen, I want you to go to EVERY person on this entire ship and ask them for a flashlight until you get one and you can fix that power box" ordered Chi.

"Yes mam," The mechanic said before running away.

"Ugh, what a stressful day, I haven't even been in my room since I woke up this morning!"

"Well, after the mechanic finds a flashlight and fixes the electricity, everything will be fine again and we can get back at those lousy Kataangers!"

"Yeah, guess your right!" said Chi as she smiled at Nina.

The girls turned around and walked trough the halls only to strangely notice people's attention completely directed to the video frames. The girls looked at eachother in confusion and walked over to one of the groups. Chi's eyes widened. In orange and blue marker, comments had been written all over the video frames.

'Zutara sux'

'Kataang is canon'

Mike and Bryan ship Kataang'

and

'Kataang FTW XP' had been written all over the screens. Nina licked her finger and rubbed the screen of the video frame and some of the marker rubbed off with it.

"At least it's not permanent" Nina stated sheepishly. Chi ran around the ship to see just how far the Kataanger boys had gone to terrorize her ship. She passed hallway after hallway of vadalized video frames, but her biggest shock came at the end of the main hallway. The main hallway is where photos of all the generals, advisors, and the captain of the ship were hung on the walls. On everyone's mouths in big red permanent marker (Chi could smell it) a cigarette had been drawn. And on Chi's photo, which was the biggest, it had been written:

'Proof! Zutara is a crack ship'

By now Chi wanted to jump into the ocean, swim to the Kataang Ship, and slaughter Dash with her two bare hands. But instead she ran to her room as fast as she could before the tears could fall from her eyes. She wiped the tears in her eyes away with the back of her hand and looked over at the table beside her bed to grab a tissue. And sitting right there, plain as day, was a brand new flashlight and a little note.

Sincerely,
Dash

Chi's scream could be heard across the Pacific Ocean.

LOL! Love this chapter! It was a lot of fun to write! Hope you liked it as much as I did! And as a gift from the Zutarians in thanks for her fuel-up, they are giving you a brand new virtual pocket flashlight! Hope you enjoy it! And for the rest of you! keep fueling your ships, you never know when they'll need it the most ; D ! Already started the next chapter (which pretty much shows what happens after this) and it does not look pretty for the Kataangers! : D We will also be seeing Sukka come in soon! And the other ships will start getting involved! The war is really starting to heat up and I cant wait to write it!

Keep on Reading!