Nudge

1. The obvious one - suggested by just about anyone and everyone - only annoying to Nudge (the flock will love it) - DUCT TAPE HER MOUTH *everyone is surprised*

2. Tell her that Zac Efron died. (jenfan456)

3. Tell her Iggy prefers Ella to her. (SeekDreamsAndFindHope and WinterSky101)

4. Tell her Iggy said she looks pretty today...then burst into laughter. (Chara-Nari2728)

5. Make Angel read her mind, then tell everyone her deepest, darkest secrets. (Chara-Nari2728)

6. Make her wear 'unfashionable' clothes. (bookworm)

7. Dye her clothes black/puce/e.t.c. and refuse to let her go shopping. (various people)

8. Call her a freak/ugly. (weirdpeopleruletheworld)

9. Talk, talk, and keep talking, then ask her why she's talking so much. (x)

10. Refuse to let her buy clothes or make up.

11. Ask her why she's got a bush on top of her head.

12. Call her Magnet Girl. (.)

13. Run round her singing to the Batman tune, "Na na na na na na na na MAGNET!" (.)

14. Say "Huh?", "What?" or "Why?" after everything she says.

15. Repeat everything she says. (.)

16. Nudge her.

17. Stare at her all the time.

18. Sing 'Barbie Girl' every time she walks in the room.

19. Ask her why she has such a stupid name.

20. And then insist on calling her 'Monique-y darling'.

21. Say stuff like "What the flock?" and "Oh. Em. Gee! That was, like, so totally cool!" in a bimbo voice.

22. Tell her that Disney want her to act in High School Musical...

23. ...then say "Oh yeah. Wrong person. Sorry!"

24. Get Gazzy to say in Max's voice, "Nudge darling, do you want me to do your hair?"

25. Leave her in a room with Gazzy, after he's eaten lots of beans.

26. Confiscate her clothes/make up/High School Musical and Hannah Montana videos.

27. Trick her into agreeing that, for every word she speaks in the next hour, she owes you a pound.

28. Tell everyone (including Iggy) that she keeps a picture of Zac Efron under her pillow and kisses it every night before she goes to bed.

29. Try to give her 'The Talk'...

30. ...and when she runs away, scream "But Nudge, you have to KNOW about these things!"


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