Dancing Fools 6

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.

Chapter 4: Ice Climbing to the Top

And, welcome back to Dancing Fools! In case any of you are wondering, yes I ripped off ABC's Dancing With the Stars. But, don't tell anyone this.

Pit groaned,

"He is more insane than Ares after a three day slaughter fest."

He then got hit with a bean bag,

"OW!"

Metaknight said,

"Perhaps it would be best if we stayed quiet and allow this madness to continue. If we endure, then we shall know a truly great thing."

Yoshi asked,

"And, what's that?"

Metaknight said,

"That if we can endure this torture, then we can endure ANYTHING!"

You realize I can here you, right?

Bowser was tied to the chair,

"For the love of God, shut up! I don't want to have to endure this any longer than I already have!"

Bowser got zapped when fidgeting out of his ropes,

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Andross said, looking bored,

"Are we going to see the next dance take place or what?"
What? Don't you like all the randomness that is going on?
Ganondorf complained,

"That's not even a word!"

Ganondorf got shot with a bean bag,

"OW!"

It is a word because I say it is.

Bowser said flatly,

"I see you're taking after a certain Alaskan governor."

And you'll be taking after a certain…certain…wow, Bowser. For once, I don't have a witty remark for that. You finally got me.

Bowser cheered,

"Yes!"

Since I can't remark to that, I guess all I can do is this.

The author pulled out Megaton Hammer and slammed it onto Bowser's head. Bowser fell unconscious.

There, much better.

Paula asked,

"Was that really necessary?"

No, but I do have more issues than a magazine subscription, so my therapist says that you should be more aggressive.

Ganondorf whined,

"Did he also say that you should be abusive as well?"

I don't know. He was too busy counting the little birdies after I dropped a bookcase on him. Anywho, we've got to get this train wreck moving.

Snake groaned,

"Nice to know you think that about us."

He got shot with a bean bag,

"OW!"

Shut up, Snake. Now, I called in the Ice Climbers for two reasons. One, I ran out of girls for this thing, and two; they are the only couple I could think of within the Smash Brothers realm that would actually be normal.

Jody said,

"And now, dancing in the style of hip-hop…the ICE CLIMBERS!"

The Ice Climbers came on stage. Instead of their usual winter parkas, they were dressed in hip-hop style clothing. The two then began dancing, and both seem to be talented dancers. When it was over…

Well, that was certainly impressive. Judges, what do you think?

Bowser blinked,

"I had no idea two obese kids could move like that. Eight!"

Ganondorf said,

"You're telling me. Eight for me!"

Andross observed,

"I admit, you are agile, but hip hop is not my style of choice. Seven."

The Ice Climbers glared at the judges and, pulling out their mallets, hit all three judges. Then, they walk off. Bowser was holding his head,

"OW! That hurt!"

Ganondorf cried,

"Make it stop!"

Andross grumbled,

"Stupid kids."

Jody cheered,

"23! Yay!"

Well, that's what you get for insulting your contestants. When we return next, you're gonna see another couple that hopefully can top them. Stay tuned after this commercial break.

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