Chapter 4
GC: Elaborate on freaky alien technology
chimericaIIlusionist [CI] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [AC]
CI: yo, Terezi!
GC: WH4TS UP 4PPL3 B1TCH? :]
CI: hey, don't call me a bitch, you bitch!
GC: SORRY
GC: YOUR FOUL L4NGU4G3 1S B3G1NN1NG TO RUB OFF ON M3 ;]
GC: 4NYW4YS WH4TS UP
CI: not a lot! i'm just at mami's apartment.
GC: W41T
GC: SH3S TH3 D3L3CT4BL3 M4R1GOLD-SC3NT3D ON3 R1GHT
CI: yeah
GC: 4ND TH3 S4D L1COR1C3 ON3 1S HOMUR4
CI: correctamundo.
GC: OK4Y WH4T 4BOUT M4M1
CI: what about her? hmm. well have you talked to her yet?
GC: 4CTU4LLY NO
CI: she's here right now, actually. want to?
GC: SUR3
CI: okay, just don't dick around with her.
GC: TH3N 1 GU3SS 1 WONT 1MP4RT TH3 D3T41LS 4BOU-
CI: NO
GC: :]
ChimericalIlusionist [CI] has logged off.
Kyouko spun around in the rolling chair. "Yo, Mami-san!"
"Hmm?" Mami unwrapped a lock of blonde from the hair-curler and looked up from her magazine with wide eyes.
"Wanna talk to GC? She's waiting for you to log on."
Mami cocked her head to the side. "Well, today's been a bit rough. Not only did we have an English exam, but we had to fight a witch on the way back from school." She twirled her hair on her finger. "I'm exhausted to be honest. And besides, can't I just talk to her later? Given how these confounded timelines work, I'm sure she won't have to wait at all."
Kyouko shrugged. "I just thought that maybe it'd be better to just get it out of the way. Come on, she won't bite."
"Oh, all right! Log me on…" Mami uncrossed her legs and heaved her way up from her sitting position.
gallowsCalibrator [AC] began trolling aureateCulinarian [AC]
GC: M4M1-S4N
GC: OR WH4T3V3R KYOUKO C4LLS YOU
AC: "OR WH4T3V3R KYOUKO C4LLS YOU".
AC: Well that was a very disparaging way to address me, but okay.
GC: SORRY
GC: MOST OF MY FR13NDSH1PS CONS1ST OF 4 H34LTHY D3GR33 OF HOST1L1TY M1X3D W1TH FORM4L1T13S OF SOM3 SORT
AC: That's perfectly all right. Kyouko explained to me the way troll relationships work.
AC: Though admittedly I believe she simplified it due to her own confusion on the matter.
GC: W3 C4N G3T TO TH4T SOM3 OTH3R T1M3
GC: 1 DO 3NOUGH 3XPL41N1NG W1TH D4V3 4ND COMP4NY
GC: SO 1NST34D T3LL M3 TH1S: WHY Y3LLOW
AC: Excuse me?
GC: 1 M34N... HOW DO 1 PUT TH1S... WH3N 1 SM3LL YOU ON YOUR T1M3L1N3 TH3R3S SO MUCH FR34K1NG FLOW3RY CR4P COM1NG FROM YOU
AC: …
GC: CR4P
GC: OK4Y 1M TRY1NG NOT TO COM3 OFF 4S OFF3NS1V3 BUT 1 GU3SS 1TS NOT WORK1NG
AC: No no no, that's not it at all. I'm just a bit confused as to why you phrased it that way.
GC: HOW SO?
AC: Mind if I list off some questions?
GC: NO… GO R1GHT 4H34D
AC: You used the phrase "smell" instead of look.
GC: 1 THOUGHT KYOUKO TOLD YOU? 1N TH4T C4S3 1 GU3SS 1LL T3LL YOU
AC: Oh no, I know about you being blind and how you use scent and taste to sense things and whatnot! You didn't let me finish. It just took me a while to remember is all.
AC: That and I didn't really take Kyouko very seriously when she told me.
GC: OH
GC: WH4T W4S TH3 S3COND TH1NG
AC: Well, when you said timelines I guess that got me wondering. I know you (and the other trolls) also use Trollian so I have two questions in regards to that.
GC: OK4Y SHOOT
AC: Well I know that Kyouko and I can look ahead on some people's timelines. If you don't mind me asking this, can you look ahead on ours?
GC: NO
GC: 1 TH1NK TH4TS ON 4CCOUNT OF TH4T S4D L1COR1C3 G1RLS POW3RS
AC: You mean Homura?
GC: Y3AH
GC: H3R POW3RS 4R3 B4S3D ON T1M3 TR4V3L BUT DU3 TO TH3 N4TUR3 OF HOW H3R POW3RS WORK 1T S33MS TH4T H3R CLOS3 PROX1M1TY TO YOU TWO M3SS3S W1TH TH3 "T1M3L1N3" F34TUR3
GC: TO PUT 1T 1N MOR3 S1MPL3 T3RMS YOUR T1M3L1N3 H4S NO 100% S3T FUTUR3 Y3T B3C4US3 SH3S 4LW4YS FUCK1NG 4ROUND W1TH TH3 P4THS
GC: 1 TH1NK 1F 4NYTH1NG MY OWN 4B1L1T13S G1V3 M3 4 B3TT3R SCOP3 OF YOUR FUTUR3 BUT W3 C4N T4LK 4BOUT TH4T 1N 1TS3LF L4T3R
AC: Okay then. Secondly… as you know I've already spoken with a couple of other people through Trollian.
GC: CORR3CT
AC: But I'm curious as to how that works? I'm positive that at least one of the people I was talking to didn't even have Trollian installed, given that he was communicating via telegraph for goodness' sake.
GC: TO B3 HON3ST 1 C4NT 4NSW3R TH4T... NOT B3C4US3 1M NOT 4LLOW3D TO OR 4NYTH1NG BUT B3C4US3 1 DONT KNOW MYS3LF
GC: JUST 4TTR1BUT3 1T TO CR4ZY 4L13N SCH1ZO-T3CH ;]
AC: I see. Well thank you!
AC: I don't mean to be rude, but I'm very tired. I think I'll be headed to bed soon!
GC: Y34H SUR3 WH4T3V3R
GC: BY3-BY3 M4M1 TOMO3
AC: And goodbye to you…
GC: T3R3Z1 PYROP3 :]
AC: (0v0*) Goodbye Terezi!
aureateCulinarian [AC] has logged off.
A/N: Hey there! I suppose this chapter was more meant to answer a few questions. Or just confuse you even more. Hmm. Anyways, this chapter was a more obvious Homestuck crossover with Terezi being the second person this time around. I'm thinking of bringing in Homura for my next chapter… Anyways, thanks for reading! Remember to comment below, and feel free to ask any questions, or to suggest crossovers and specific characters. :)
