Fur power! Tent

10:00 P.M. Eastern Standard time

(Skipper's POV)

"wait…All of them?" Alternate Kowalski replied. "Correct!" The Dalek replied, "The Daleks will reign supreme!" "We're going to stop you!" I shouted. A portal opened behind the Dalek, "You have other problems to deal with" it said as it entered the portal. The Dalek-Slayer, The Sub-Zero Cannon, and Four Dalek-Busters flew out of the portal after the Dalek left. The Portal then closed explosively knocked us and the weapons across the room. Our Rico managed to grab all of the newly arrived weapons and put them in his stomach. "What are those," Alternate Skipper asked. "Those…are for my team to use later." "Why would the Daleks capture our weapons and just return them if they know that these weapons are effective against them."

"Either they installed a program similar to the Cyber-men that constantly upgrades their shields…" Kowalski said. "Nothing could stop them if that was the case," I said, "so basically we all lose." "Let me finish!" Kowalski shouted, "Or they don't plan to actually attack…" "Conquering the Mega Universe during the chaos that follows the merging of Universes," I said. "While at the same time destroying every single Earth…destroying any strong resistance," Kowalski concluded. "what did the Dalek mean by other problems…" "Why are their eight of you?" Alex asked.

We all turned around to find Alex and Company and the entire Circus staring in confusion. "We'll explain later," Kowalski said. "And why is the voice of that Kowalski so high pitched?" Gloria asked. "You should see him when he's about to make a breakthrough," I said, "or when he's scared, stressed, or revealing his lastest invention." "Yes why is your voice so high pitched?" Alternate Kowalski said. "I'll explain everything later!" Kowalski shouted. "This is not going well," both Private said. "Private!" I said turn to our Private, "do your job!" "Secretary/mascot?" the Alternate Private asked. "No!" I shouted, "diplomacy!" "Diplomacy?" Alternate Skipper said, "really?"

"Skipper's Right," Private said, "we can't help each other if we're at each other necks arguing about which version is better." The Two Kowalskis turned back to the team in shame while the two Rico's were doing something…against orders."Ka-boom?" Alternate Rico asked. Rico joined in, "yeah yeah!" "Not Now Rico!" My alternate Self and I shouted. Pretty soon both Teams were at attention in front of my alternate self and I. "Okay listen up," I said, "We need to figure out what the Dalek's message meant…Kowalski!" "Which one?" "I don't care as long as your name is Kowalski!"

The Two Kowalski's put their heads together and said, "We have no idea." "You're suppose to be the option guys," Alternate Skipper said. I turn to my alternate Self and said, "Skipper your permission to fish-slap both of them into next week." "one on condition Skipper," he replied, "You let me get some slaps in." "Agreed," I replied. "You can save that for later," The voice of Dave said, "Am I seeing double?" "Yes Debbie.." I said. "Dave," Kowalski whispered in my ear. "Yes Dave you have to deal with two Team Penguins today," I said. "And you're going down!" Alternate Skipper said. "Nicolas, Cage them!" Dave said. "You seriously can't hear your own Puns!" I shouted, "Do you even Know who Nicolas Cage is!"

"Yes he's the actor," Dave said, "but all I said was Nicolas, Cage…oh now I hear the pun." "Yeah because you alreadly used that one," Alternate Skipper said. "Oh really I must forget my own words sometimes just like how you CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!" "Wait…how are you?" Alex asked. "Dave your old neighbor!" the Dave said. "Dave…um no doesn't ring a bell," Alex replied. "Alex you don't remember," Marty said, "Dave lived in that creepy habitat…" "CREEPY!" "Oh Dave…I hated that guy," Alex replied. "Oh Yes," Dave said, "The King of New York City doesn't have time for little known attractions like me."

"why don't you tell everyone why you hate us penguins so much," Alternate Skipper said. "You destroyed my only attempt to give you Penguins what you deserve…" "Those Words…" Vitaly said, "So you're the Dr. Brine that releashed those Mutant Penguins on New York City!" "You know about that?" All eight of us said. "Unlike the Americans over there," Vitaly said in his thick Russian Accent, "I keep up with world news In fact I suggested that we do a show dedicated to all those missing penguins…but The Circus Owners over there said no without asking for a vote!" "We had a meeting," Melmen said, "you weren't there." "Why wasn't I there," Vitaly asked. "You said and I quote…I don't need to go to the circus meetings I know my act," Alternate Skipper replied. "Nyet!" he shouted, "I do not recall that!"

"Angering a Russian tiger is never a good idea," I said, "unless you have a death wish." "Am I getting critized by myself right now!" Alternate Skipper asked. "No you're getting critized by me," I said, "there's a difference." "As much as I like to enact my Revenge…I am currently being chased by a super-human animal control officer so I have to run." "Super-Human Animal Control Officer?" Alex, Marty, My alternate Self, and I said looking at each other. "Who would that be?" Stefeno asked as Dave fled. I heard a familiar siren that was frightenly close, "Dubois! Get down!"

(End of Chaper Three)