DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF HARRY POTTER OR STARKID. DO I LOOK LIKE I DO?


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"Shall we begin?"

The students and Professors nodded while the Headmaster clicked the next slide, and it began to play.


[HARRY SITTING ON UPTURNED TRUNK]

Draco found this picture bloody funny. "Wow, Potter. Nice hair you got there," he sneered, looking at the Golden Trio.

Harry looked at Ron and Hermione in wonder. "Was this the muggle that was supossed to be playing him?" he wondered.

HARRY: (Sing) Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Immediately at these words, Hermione, Ginny, and Professor McGonagall cried out.

"Why didn't you tell us that, Harry?" Hermione shrieked.

"Ablus, how could you let the boy go back year after year to that horrible house? Can you see they are mistreating him?" Professor McGonagall said, scolding Dumbledore.

"You lives under stairs?" Ginny meekly asked, hating how Harry was being treated at his aunts and uncle's house.

Harry looked down at his lap, asamed at his friends finding out how he had once lived. "It's fine," he muttered. "I don't live under the stairs anymore."

"But you used to, mate?" Ron asked, wringing his hands together as if crushing some invisible creature. "Why didn't you say something. Mum and Dad could have talked to them, or Dumbledore, or somebody."

Keeping his head down, Harry simply said, "I didn't want to worry anyone. It's fine now. They don't bother me that much. I'm hardly ever there, Ron."

As Ginny and Hemione went in again to speak their feelings, Dumbledore intervened. "How about we talk about this later. I don't think Harry is feeling comfortable at the moment." Everyone, even Snape, glance at Harry.

Draco was too busying laughing. "Again, Potter, what a great singing voice you got there. Really puts things in perspective."

But Harry didn't notice their stares. he was too busy thinking. "What if they tell every little detail of my life? I could get in a lot of trouble." Then, noticing that everyone was staring at him, glanced down at his lap.

HARRY: (Sing) Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightning scar to know that they'll never, ever give me what I want. I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet Drive.

Hemione and Ginny sighed when the person playing Harry sang this. "Oh, Harry," Hemione whispered, taking her hand and putting it in his. Harry, grateful for his friend, squeezed it lightly. Both of them didn't notice Ron and Ginny eyeing thier hands angrily.

HARRY: (Sing) Can't take these stupid muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive. I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, so I'm skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now. I gotta get back to Hogwarts. I gotta get back to school. I gotta get myself to Hogwarts. Where everyone thinks I'm cool.

At that remark, Fred and George burst into laughter.

"Well, Harry, not going for the," George said

"Modest wizard, now are we," while Fred finished

Harry just blushed and put his head down in his lap. "You know I'm not really like that, mates," Harry muttered, barely audible.

Snape sneered at that commemnt. "How could James Pottter's son not be arrogant?"

HARRY: (Sing) Back to witches, and wizards, and magical beasts. To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need. At Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back-

"Well, Potter, I think we will all be relieved to know that you are indeed coming back to Hogwarts," Professor McGonagall commented, adding to Harry's blush.

HARRY: (Sing) I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry. Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky. NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome.

Everyone in the room, excluding Draco, bowed their heads, remembering what happened to Cedric.

HARRY: (Sing) I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand. Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cause together we're totally awesome.

Ron cheered. "I wonder what my person will look like?" he said out loud.

"Looking at how Harry charector is acting and his looks, Ron, "Hermione informed, "You will problably look ridiculous."

Both the twins, Ginny, and Harry snortedat this comment. Ron just looked put out. "What do you know Hermione?" he asked.

[Enter RON]

RON: (Sing) Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome! (

Everyone at this point, burst into fits of laughter. Ron just stared at his person in disgust. "That muggle is ME!" he shouted. "I do not look anythinglike that."

Talk) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Woohoo! What's up buddy? [Hugs Harry] What's up buddy? Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to get some Floo powder. But we gotta get going. Come on, get your trunk, let's go!

HARRY: Where are we going?

RON: To Diagon Alley, of course!

HARRY: Cool!

RON: Come on!

HARRY & RON: Floo powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power!

Draco snored at the actors on the screen. "Wow Potter, Weasel, you two look ridiculous."

"Shut up Malfoy," all the Weasleys said, glaring at said person.

RON: (Sing) It's been so long, but we're going back. Don't go for work. Don't go there for class.

"And just what do you mean by that boy?" Professor MvGonagall asked, stareingintently at Harry and Ron.

Harry and Ron sputtered, trying to get out an explanation. "It's just that...well you see um... we like to..."

Luckily, Hermione came in. "Professor," she said, "I make sure they do all their homework. Besides, this isn't really them."

Professor McGonagall glanced briefly atthe boys but looked away. Harry and Ron sighed in relief.

HARRY: (Sing) As long as we're together-

RON: (Sing) - gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON: (Sing) ... and its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm. Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.

"You better not, or else," Hermione said, staring at her mates.

"You know us, Hermione," Harry said, "we would never do anything like that."

[Enter HERMIONE]

HERMIONE: (Sing) But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLS!

Hermione sputtered at the sight of her on the computer. "I look nothing like that!" she shouted as if that could change anything.

"I must say, Granger, "Draco drawled, "I do think that this muggle looks exactly like you."

"Shut up Malfoy," both Harry and Ron said.

[Enter Hogwarts students]

RON: (Talk) God Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzz-kill?

HERMIONE: Because, guys. School's not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we wanna be good wizards and witches!

"At least one of you has your priorities straight," Professor McGonagall muttered under her breath.

HERMIONE: (Sing) I may be frumpy,-

"You got one thing right," Draco sneered.

HERMIONE: (Sing) -but I'm super smart. Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start.

"But I thought an A was the lowest grade you could get to pass," Ron said, worried now that he had failed everything.

Hemione comforted him. "Don't worry, Ronald, honestly. An A is the highest grade you can get as a muggle in school."

"Good," Ron said, relieved.

HERMIONE: (Sing) What I lack in looks, well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome. This year I plan to study a lot-

RON: (Sing) -That would be cool if you were actually hot.

"Ronald," Hermione cried out at her friend.

"Really Ron," Ginny commented, shaking her head at her brother's lack of tack.

Ron felt bad and thought, "Hermione is bloody amazing. Why can't I just tell her?"

HARY: (Sing) Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON: (Sing) And that's cool...

HERMIONE: (Sing) ... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON & HERMIONE: (Sing) Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome! We're sick of summer and this waiting around. It's like we're sitting in the lost and found.

"What's the lost and found?" Fred and George asked together, thinking it was a prank or something.

"It's a muggle thing," Hermione explained. "If you find something that isn't yours, you put it in the lost and found. Likewise, if you lost something, you go there to see if someone else found it. Hence the name, lost and found."

"Oh," the twins said, disappointed.

HARRY, RON & HERMIONE: (Sing) Don't take no sorcery. For anyone to see how... We gotta get back to Hogwarts. We gotta get back to school. We gotta get back to Hogwarts. Where everything is magic-cooooool.

"They really couldn't come up with a better rhyming word with school?" Ginny mummered, giggling.

"I think it's catchy," Cho remarked, causing everyone to look back at her. They had forgotten that she was even here. Well, every had forgotten her except for Harry.

ALL: (Sing) Back to witches, and wizards, and magical beasts. To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

"Just look at that awful dancing," Draco commented, staring intently at the screen.

Behind him, Dumbledore smiled.

ALL: (Sing) It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON & HERMIONE: (Sing) - I think we're going back!

[Exit Hogwarts Students]

"That was the last part, Headmaster," Snape said. "Perhaps we should click on the next one.

"Alright, Severus. Will you do the honors?"

Snape just got up from his chair, pressed the button, and walked back.


~Thank you all for being so patient and waiting for this. My last few weeks have been hectic. But, never the less, here is the first part that they are seeing. I hope you will enjoy it. If there is anything in the upcoming vidoes that you want me to include, please tell me. And please review too. It always brightens up my day when you do. Peace Out!~