an: i am sorry i think the grammar got badder today was made me tired. i do this to calm down.
adim malkkocixv and his sister gertrude who where sent there to make sure samus was do well.
"samus aran how are you doing" and then samus flipped him off whioch he thought he was clever and said "okay." adim smield at the bird whioch was what samus do always when asked question.
then adma saw that4 was sam aran and he was like "hoo is that?" so samus said "this is my sister" and admin saoid "oh." so then samus asked who gertrude was and admin said "this is gertrude she is my sister who is also from Russia."
"excuse me" said sam aran "arent we supposed to do something like BLOW UP METROID?" and samus said "oh yeah i forgot because i was talking to adim" and they walked off. but then adim cleared his throat and said "i am supposed to go with you because after you blew up the x labs we dont trust youy now." and samus thot this was resonable and said "okay."
so now that they were all together they went off and thy had to find more powerups in order that they could blow up metroid and the jelliyfish and same the univewrse. but in order to do that they had to find mpore powerups. "how do we finsd powerups?" asked sam. but samus shrugged and just kept walking. samus was cold like that but mostly not but he does not like to be asked for directions so he just runs around. they walked all over brinster to find more powerups but eventually they found nothing until they realized that there was an elevator near them. they did not want to take the wrong elevator because if they did they would find metroid again and he would kill them. metroid is not a nice brain. there was a green elevator, a blue elevator, an elevator covered in blood, and a saphire elevaytor. thery took the red elevator.
they zapped down into norfare which is a very hot place. there is magma everywhere but this magma is red so it is colder. there was also a choir on the pa system because today was when the bohemian church group met. there were icky carvings on wals that talked about thinfies and the girls did not like at them. there were lots of silly carvings to becuase this was the newspaper wen the space people still lived here but not anymore because like samuses parents they are all dead now. samus looked at them and said "these arew my parents carvings now." and walked on. the space people wwere also killed buy the pirates who were also from space.
suddenly a ridley attacked. samus did not like ridleys. they poked out of the lava and shut balls at him. samus liked to play with balls but these balls were to hot and big and they hurt him. samus shut the ridley but then more ridleys showed up and these ones had legs! they were nasty and hit sam and gertrude and they cried., so samus shot these ridleys to, but then more and more shown up, and they had to get into defense position! adim said "samus we need defense position" and samus said "okay" and they did it. so now they all got into a square anbd shot from the corners. samus thot this was to slow, tho, so he backfliped and got on a motorcycle and drove it and then fell into the lava because he did not know how to drive because samus was born in space. samus was okay but hurted, so now adam took out his gun which had bullets and shot the ridleys ubti;l they died and he did not backflip because he was not flxible so instead he summersalted. he jumped onto a ridley and rode it into anioteher ridley and then he jumped off and they exploded and he smirked and said "all right!" and continued shooting at ridleys. he was doing this while he was riding the ridleys, to. sam meanwhile jumped onto gertrude abd humped into the air with her dubble jymp and flipped and then did another flip to do a shooting at hte ridleys before juymping off the wall and then lending. then she got into morthdaoo and layed bombs at the ridles feet. all the ridleys blew up and the day was saved. but now they did not know where samus was.
"samus were are you!" they wondered.
i will continue again.
