Boyarov, the Questionable Tractor
Boyarcv, who was Uralet's cousin, awoke to the family curse – being drunk and waking up in a strange woodland saw mill cabin with nothing but his bathroom gear. He snuck up the ladder into the attic, swooped the fabled boar chops, and saw through the gap in the wall that there were at least three zombies by the fence below. Through the broken floor on the other side, nearest to the saw mill hill with no frill that seemed chill but was still ill, he SAW (get it?) two zombies in the driveway. To the left, three more zombies between him and the freedom-promising open ground. He felt trapped in the attic, like that time he was trapped in the attic with his strange Uncle of the vacant eyes.
He moved back to the gap and saw only two zombies, so he dropped to the floor. He ran to one of the zombies, hoping to take him down swiftly. The third additional zombie beyond him frightened him almost as much as the bullets in his gut. He tried to push past the zombie through a gap in the gate and to freedom, but like that time in the attic with his strange Uncle of the vacant eyes, he was powerless to resist and fell to the ground crying and bleeding.
And I didn't even get to explain the tractor part.
The Zone has claimed another.
