World Diversity
Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairings: No pairing, but featuring Bulgaria and Romania.
Warnings: Pure and total crack.

Notes: I am not sorry for this one at all. It had to be done.


Bulgaria and Romania

Prompt: Shenanigans, from ALynnL.


"Are you seriously shitting me right now?" Bulgaria asked, his voice a mixture of sheer incredulousness and utter fascination.

Before him, his brother Romania was standing with the biggest shit-eating grin he had ever seen and there were literally fucking pink elephants dancing behind him like they came straight outta Dumbo or something.

"I apparently read the incantation wrong with my spell," Romania replied, shrugging, as if suddenly summoning pink dancing elephants was nothing out of the normal, just a slight mishap. "Nothing too serious."

"Nothing... Serious..." Bulgaria repeated, brows arching and staring past his brother at the scene that could have come from Barnum and Bailey's or Ringling Brother's circus troupe acts and wondered, not for the first time, just how he managed to stay any sort of amount of sane when his brother decided he was going on a magical stint.

Mind shutting down into a sort of primal safe-mode, he turned off his sense-mechanics and decided to just take it as it was.

A moment later, a grin of his own rose up. "Think you can summon up the rest of the act?" He inquired, sounding very much like a kid in a candy store being told they could have two extra treats.

Romania's toothy smirk was his response. "That, and more, dear brother. Just watch me."

Magic was never as entertaining to Bulgaria as it was now, with pink elephants, polka-dotted dodos, and purple chimpanzees dancing and flying about like it wasn't anything out of the ordinary at all.

Especially the red-furred silver-back gorilla in a neon green glittery tutu and orange tiara.