Hey, it's the author: Comment person. This is another episode of Phineas and Ferb Backstage. If you haven't read the update on my profile, well...I will tell.

I just found out that my twitches MIGHT be caused by a tumor in my head. I am going go get an X-RAY to find out if I have a tumor or not.

If I do...then I will be treated for it. The treatment will leave my mind even more unstable than it is now...and I will have trouble reading, writing, and possibly typing.

Let's all hope I don't have a tumor.

Enough about my life, you clicked on this story to read, so enjoy!

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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!

It was the eve of Halloween Night, and everyone was busy.

Inside the Flynn-Fletcher house, the family was busy getting ready for the Halloween night.

Phineas wore his costume, which was a robot. Phineas's head peace had to be modified to fit his triangular head. To everyone else, it looked like Phineas was inside an Iron Man suit, except with a triangular head piece.

Ferb was dressed like it was the Renaissance time. He wore brown medieval cloths, black boots, and an old black wool bag over his head, with openings for his mouth and eyes. He carried a metal axe on his back. Ferb was dressed as an executioner.

Candace was dressed as a witch, with the classic pointy hat, black robes, and green face paint.

Phineas was waiting for Cp to finish up his makeup in the restroom.

"Hey Cp, how long does it take to put on your makeup?" Phineas asked Cp, who was on the other side of the door.

"It's not makeup, it's war paint!" Cp answered back, from behind the door. "It takes about an hour!"

"Seriously?" Phineas asked, hoping he doesn't take all night.

"Hey, I started an hour ago." Cp answered.

After a few minutes, the bathroom door unlocked, and swung open.

Phineas glanced down, and saw the huge black boots with silver lighting streaks on the sides and on the raised boots. The boots' leather stretched up all the way and covered his thighs. A black suit with stars was covering the rest of his body. A silver belt with holes rested around his waist. A V-shaped chest plate with silver lightings and silver shoulder plates rested on his top part of his body. Cp's arms had silver gauntlets near his hands. He had silver, black, and white face paint on. The silver spiked stars covered his eyes, the black outlined the lines, and the white covered the rest of his face.

"What are you supposed to be?" asked Phineas, still stunned at his appearance.

"I am the Spaceman from Kiss." Cp answered with his black painted lips. Phineas just couldn't believe his eyes.

Cp and Phineas went to the living room, where Candace and Ferb waited. When Ferb and Candace saw Cp's costume, they were just as amazed.

"Whoa, nice costume Cp." Candace commented. Cp, who was now Candace's height thanks to his boots, smiled.

Just then, Linda came into the living room.

"All right, your dad and I are going to be here at home giving candy to trick or treaters. Candace is going to-"

"Sorry mom, I am going to go with Jeremy." Candace interrupted.

"Well, Cp is going to take you two boys," Linda said, "oh, and nice costume Cp."

"Thanks, it's the Spaceman from Kiss."

"Oh, I met those guys in the 80's while I was Lindana!"

"Lucky!"

"Well, go enjoy your Halloween night." she said, and left the room.

Cp, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace left the house, and walked down to the street. Candace got on her bike.

"Hey Candace, can you make that thing fly? Since you're a witch?" Cp asked jokingly.

"Get real." she said, and placed her hands on the handle.

As she started to pedal, a blue ray from somewhere (D.E.I) zapped the bike she was riding. As Candace started to pedal, she flew into the air with the bike. She suddenly realized that she was flying.

"Ahhh! How did I get up here!" she screamed.

"Looks like you can fly!" Cp called back down below. Candace stopped pedaling, and she started to plummet towards the ground.

"Ahhhhh!"

"Keep pedaling Candace!" Phineas called to her.

Candace quickly started to pedal again, and she starting to fly on her bike again.

Phineas, Ferb, and Cp watched her pedal away down the street in the sky.

"Well, we should pick up the others." Cp said, and they made their way towards Isabella's house.

They knocked on Isabella's door, and waited. After a minute, Vivian opened the door.

"Hello Vivian, nice costume." Cp greeted.

"Oh thank you dear." she said. She was wearing a zombie costume.

"Is Isabella here?" asked Phineas.

"She's changing into her costume. I'll check on her. Come in, make yourselves comfy."

The boys entered the house, and went into the living room.

"Isa! Your friends are in the living room!" Mrs. Garcia Shapiro called through the house.

"Tell them I'll be with them soon!" Isabella called back from her room. Since their yelling was loud enough to hear, the boys could hear it in the room.

"Ok Isabella, we will wait!" Cp called to her.

"You guys are already here?" Isabella called back.

"Yeah, your mom invited us in!"

"Well, I'll be with you guys shortly!"

"Oh, Phineas is here, too!"

A few seconds later, Isabella was already out and dressed, and ran into the room. She was dressed up as a pink fairy.

"Hey Phineas, watcha doin?" she asked sweetly. Both Cp and Ferb knew that mentioning Phineas would get her to hurry up.

"Well, we were waiting to take you trick or treating." Phineas replied.

"You wanted to take me, trick or treating with you?" Isabella repeated Phineas's statement, hoping he would get the hint.

"Cp's is going to have to watch over us though." Phineas said. Again, Cp shook his head, and Ferb smacked his forehead. Isabella snapped out of Phineas-Land, and looked a bit disappointed.

"We will be picking up the rest of the kids, and around 9 P.M, I will take you all to a concert." Cp said.

"What is the band?" asked Isabella.

"Shouldn't it be obvious?" Cp said, and started to head out of the room. Isabella, Ferb, and Phineas exchanged confused glances, but followed him out.

"I'll be back later mom." Isabella called back to her mom.

"Take care now!" she called back.

"Your house has a lot of echoes." Cp said as he closed the door behind them.

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The group picked up Baljeet, who was dressed as a predator. Buford, who was wearing a ninja outfit. Django, who came dressed as a vampire.

As they walked down the street, a very familiar person was walking their way. As they met, they recognized each other.

"Darkspine!"

"Cp!"

"Nice Kiss costume." Darkspine said looking up at Cp, who was now towering over him by a foot.

"Thanks, where is your costume?" asked Cp.

Darkspine took out a glowing sphere, and crushed it in his hand. A dark blue flash flared. When it died down, Dark Spine Sonic was hovering in front of them.

"What do you think?" Darkspine asked, sounding exactly like Dark Spine Sonic.

"Your lucky I gave you that device." Cp said, examining him.

"Well, I gotta go trick. Dark Spine Sonic is out. Peace!" Darkspine said, and took off in a flash.

The gang came up to the first house, which was a small orange house. It had jack o'lanters on the porch, and grave stones in the front yard.

The group came up to the door, and Phineas knocked.

The door opened, and a man stood there.

"What do you little brats want?" he asked in a harsh tone.

"Uh, Trick or Treat?" Isabella asked, hoping he would give some candy.

"Oh this again, for the last time, NO!" he shouted, and slammed the door shut. Everyone just stood there.

"There wasn't even a first time!" Cp yelled back.

"Well, it's time to trick." Buford stated, and pulled out some toilet paper rolls. Cp pulled out a stick of dynamite, and everyone stared at him.

"What? Too much?"

"Nah, too little." Buford said. Everyone glanced at Buford now.

"Alright, let me and Cp do this then." Buford said, and pulled out his own stick of dynamite.

Everyone, except for Cp and Buford, retreated back towards the sidewalk. Buford and Cp planted red sticks of dynamite around the house. Buford decided to place dynamite inside the pumpkins, which made each jack o'lanterns look like they were smoking sticks of dynamite in their jagged teeth. After a minute, Cp and Buford retreated as well.

"Wait! Wouldn't explosives kill him?" Baljeet asked, worried.

"Mmmm... I am sure he has health insurance." Cp said, and pressed the trigger.

BOOM!

The entire lot flared with red and yellow lights, and a mini shock wave blew into the kids' faces. When the explosion cleared, only ashes and smoke were left of the house and the yard. In the middle of the smoldering ashes, the man stood there, covered in ashes. His expression was in shock.

"See, his health insurance covers explosions." Cp proclaimed.

Everyone just stared. Suddenly, Darkspine Sonic flashed beside them, and was holding and chewing on some candy. He just looked at the explosion spot.

"Some health insurance." he muttered, and flashed away.


AT THE NEXT HOUSE...

Django knocked on the door, and it opened.

"Trick or Treat!" the gang called out.

"Aww, what cute costumes you all have!" the woman stated, and passed everyone candy. When she saw Cp's costume, she looked disgusted.

"What are you supposed to be?" she asked him, almost not even caring.

"I am the Spaceman from Kiss."

"Ugh, those ugly old men. You should have dressed up as Justin Bieber! Now HE is something worth talking about!"

"I don't like Justin Bieber." Cp said, and from the woman's expression, he knew it was a mistake.

"YOU don't like Justin Bieber!" she raised her voice. "You do not like Justin Bieber!"

"Uhhh...yeah. I don't really like his songs, or him actually. No offense to him though."

"How could you not like him! He has a hot hairstyle! A cute face! Talented voice! How could you NOT like him!"

"Correction, it's called auto-tune voice over. Plus, my dog looks cuter than him, of course, no offense to him, it's just my opinion."

The lady gasped at what she heard.

"When you are ready to apologize, and admit that Justin Bieber is better than Kiss, then I will give you candy."

Cp just twitched his eye, turned around, and walked back towards the gang. Once he rejoined them, he turned to face the house, and still saw the lady standing with her arms crossed.

"Alright lady, you didn't give any candy, so Trick time!" Cp called out, and pulled out a bazooka. Everyone around him gasped.

"What? It's called a Pie-Inator, with a few modifications of my own." Cp explained, and fired.

A cherry pie shot out, and splattered against the side of the house.

Splat!

The woman gasped in horror.

"How could you! This is my house!" she cried in shock.

Cp shot another pie, which landed on the rooftop.

Splat!

"You're going to pay for that!" she shouted after Cp, waving her fist in the air.

Having enough of this, Cp aimed, and fired. A blue berry pie shot out.

Splat!

The pie creamed the lady in her face, covering her with blue berry filling.

"Well I never!" she shouted, and slammed the door shut. Another pie splattered all over the door.

Splat!

Cp lowered the Pie-Inator.

"Ya know, it occurs to me that she might file a law suit." Phineas thought out loud. Everyone had big eyes.

Suddenly, cop cars pulled up, and filled the streets.

"Freeze muggers!" a cop called out. The kids put their hands up.

"We just did a trick! She didn't give me candy!" Cp shouted. The cops lowered their weapons.

"Oh, that explains it. Trick or Treating. Why did you shoot pie at her then?"

"She didn't give me candy, and because I said I don't like Justin Bieber."

"Oh, well we all have different opinions, I don't like him, but I don't go around saying bad things about him." the Sheriff said.

"I can't believe you!" the woman shouted from inside her house.

"Oh, and she said that Kiss sucks."

The cops were stunned by this.

"Oh no she didn't." the Sheriff said. Suddenly, every cop pulled out paintball guns, and fired at the lady's house. Paintballs splattered against the side of the once-yellow house.

"Umm, what does the term 'Law suit' does any one get?" Phineas asked again. The cops realized what he meant.

In a second, they all rushed into their cars, and sped away. The gang also ran away, leaving the house behind covered in pie and paint.


THE NEXT HOUSE AFTER SEVERAL SUCCESSFUL HOUSES...

Ferb knocked on the door. The door opened, and a little girl opened the door. She immediately saw Ferb's costume with an axe behind him.

"Ahh! Crazy axe murder!" she cried, and slammed the door close. Ferb just blinked. He turned back, and faced the rest of them.

"Do we have to Trick this house too?" asked Django. Even though pulling tricks was fun, it kinda got boring after a while.

Just before anything else happened, the door opened again, and a man was standing there.

"Sorry about that kids, my daughter is always scared around Halloween." he explained, and gave everyone some candy.

"Well, it is Halloween; it's a time to be scared." Phineas said, and received some candy.

"The only thing I fear, is fear." Cp stated, and got some candy.

"That is just confusing, but it makes sense." Isabella remarked, and received candy. After everyone else got their candy, they left the house.

Cp spotted a huge, dark, spooky, black mansion on the other side of the street.

"Hey guys, let's go." Cp said, and walked across the street. Everyone had to follow him, since he was in charge of them.

The gang came up to the gates surrounding the mansion. At the entrance, there was a small stand with a kid behind it.

"What's up?" Cp asked.

"Just holding a Haunted House." the boy replied.

"Why?" asked Phineas.

"It's Halloween, me and my buddies rented this place out, and turned the entire mansion into a haunted mansion." the boy explained.

"What the purpose for all of this?" asked Baljeet.

"If you get out of the mansion, we give you a box of Klondike Bars."

Suddenly, Cp pulled everyone into a group huddle.

"Ok guys, we are going in." Cp whispered.

"This is totally worth a box of Klondike Bars." Buford said, licking his lips.

"How are we going to get through the mansion?" asked Django.

"His buddies had already set up stuff inside the place." Phineas pointed out.

"Well, maybe we should-"

"Alright let's do this! LEEEERRRROOYYY JJJEENNNKKIINNSS!" Cp shouted, broke from the group huddle, and ran through the mansion's gate.

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Django, Baljeet, and Buford watched him go.

"Or we could do it like that." Phineas stated, and they all ran after him.

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Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Django, Baljeet and Buford were suddenly walking in the front yard, which was turned into a graveyard. A small hissing sound echoed, and fog slowly filled up the place.

"Buford, stop poking me with your finger!" Django said, feeling something poke back.

"That's not my finger." Buford told him. Django's expression turned cold.

"Then...what is poking me?" he asked, nervous to hear the answer.

"I don't know, but it's not me." Buford's voice said through the fog.

Django sighed in relief, but suddenly turned cold. If Buford wasn't poking him, who was?

Suddenly, the fog lifted, and zombies were standing all around them, circling them.

"Uh...Ph-Phineas?" Isabella stammered. She grabbed Phineas's arm in fright. As the zombies started to close in, the gang heard a familiar voice from inside the walls of zombies.

"Excuse me. Pardon me. You dropped your arm ma'am. Hey, long time no see. Excuse me." the familiar voice said, getting closer and closer to the gang.

Then, Cp, who still had his Kiss costume and makeup on, broke through the wall of zombies.

"I thought you guys were following me." Cp complained.

"Well, you took off without us." Baljeet shot back.

"Whatever, let's just get going towards the mansion." Cp said, heading back towards the mansion.

"Are these real zombies?" Baljeet asked.

"Yes, yes they are." Cp answered. Everyone's expression with cold.

"Don't worry, they are busy tonight." Cp explained.

"With what?" asked Django.

Suddenly, someone farted.

"Buford!" everyone exclaimed, taking a step away from him. Even the zombies took a step away. Buford glanced at everyone, and then turned to Cp.

"Cp!" Buford cried out. Everyone glanced at Cp.

Cp looked around.

"Michael Jackson!" Cp shouted.

"Michael Jackson is dead!" Baljeet argued.

"I know, he's right over there." Cp said, pointing to his right. Everyone glanced to where he was pointing, and saw Michael Jackson standing on a hill, in a zombie form. The zombies scattered, and took positions behind the Michael Jackson zombie. A funky beat played out of no-where, and the zombies started to dance. The zombie Michael Jackson started to sing.

You know it's Thriller!
Thriller Night!
You're fighting for your life inside a
Killer!
Thriller!
Tonight!

Ferb, Cp, Buford, Isabella, Django, Baljeet, and Phineas watched as the zombies did the Thriller dance.

"Even when you're dead, you're still the king of Pop," Cp said, "we gotta go now!"

Michael Jackson gave a short wave good-bye, and continued to dance with the zombies.

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"Uh, Isabella?"

"Yes?"

"You can let go now." Phineas said, and glanced at his arm. Isabella was still holding on tight.

"Oh, sorry." she quickly said, realizing that she held on to his arm the whole time.

"It's ok." Phineas said with a smile.

"Hey, that's one of my lines I use in real life." Cp said as they walked up the creaky stair case. Cp's tall boots made a huge thud with every step.

"Really? Sorry buddy."

"It's ok." Cp assured him. Phineas just fell silent.

The gang stood at the huge doorways.

"Ok, I bet my Cherry Lollypop that when I open the door, nothing will happen. No traps, no nothing, just a huge dark inside." Cp wagered.

"Count me in on that bet." Isabella quickly wagered.

"See, that's why I mean about your devious personality!" Cp said, and pushed open the door.

The huge door creaked open, and the creaking echoed through the building. Cp slowly stepped into the place. The gang entered, and they saw the huge layout of the place. They all waited for something to happen. Nothing.

Isabella frowned, and handed a Cherry Lollypop to Cp.

"Ok, it seems that this place is too big. So let's scatter in pairs." Cp ordered.

"Ferb, you are with Buford. Django, you and Baljeet, Phineas, you are with Isabella."

"What about you?" asked Buford.

"Me, I'm just going to walk around." Cp said, and started up a twisting stairways.

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Buford and Ferb were walking down a hallway full of shattered and cracked mirrors. Buford spotted a mirror that was intact.

Buford made a fist, and smashed the mirror. The mirror shattered with a loud sharp cracking. Thankfully, Buford's ninja suit covered his hands, so no glass cut him.

Buford glanced at Ferb, who gave him a disbelieved look.

"What? Had to make it match the area." Buford explained.

Ferb and Buford kept walking down the dark hallway.

"I have a strange feeling that we are being watched." Buford stated as they walked. Suddenly, a door swung open, and a huge scarecrow was thrown out of the dark room.

Ferb's reactions flashed. Ferb drew his axe, and slashed it forward. The axe's sharp blade sliced the incoming scarecrow in half, spilling its vegetable contents on the cold floor.

Buford watched in amazement as Ferb put the axe back on his back. Ferb just looked at him, and continued to walk down the hallway.

"Hey, wait up!" Buford called out, running after Ferb.

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Baljeet and Django entered a dark dusty room.

"Why did you dress as a vampire?" asked Baljeet.

"Cause, I couldn't think of anything else to dress up as." Django replied.

CRRREEAAAAKKKK

Baljeet and Django froze in their steps. Somewhere in the room, something just moved.

A black thing just whooshed beside them, causing a small breeze to wisp through.

"What was that?" Baljeet asked, turning in the direction which the thing whooshed by.

"I don't know." Django said.

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP

The thuds sounded from everywhere around the room.

"Who's there!" Baljeet demanded. The Predator laser gun mounted on his costume's shoulder snapped up, and shinned three laser dots around the room.

Django and Baljeet were back-to-back, trying to find the source of the sounds.

A snarling clicking noise chittered, and a three-dotted laser shined on Baljeet. Baljeet glanced at where the laser came from, and the red laser shined the outline of an 8ft. tall predator figure. Django looked over his back, and spotted the predator as well.

Another laser flashed with a metallic shimmer, and another laser, and another laser.

Soon, the boys were surrounded with lasers pointing at them from all sides. Django and Baljeet could see the outlines of the predators that surrounded them.

"Great, you guys had to copy me costume!" Baljeet yelled angrily. All the lasers focused on him.

"I don't think these guys have costumes on." Django whispered.

CRRRAASSSHH!

The head of a T-Rex smashed through the windows, and bellowed into the room.

The predators turned their lasers towards the T-Rex, and started to blast the T-Rex with blue blobs of plasma. The T-Rex's head was hit with a lot of plasma, and it started to burn its scaly skin. The T-Rex jerked its head right, and smashed more of the wall to bits.

Django and Baljeet managed to get away from the middle of the room, and ran for the doorway, dodging the predators that were shooting at the T-Rex. Once they made it through the door, they slammed the door shut, and listened to the battle on the other side of the room.

"What kind of crazy place is this!" Baljeet exclaimed. Before an answer could be said, the boys heard a hissing noise from down the hallway that they stood in.

Django stared at the ground, which was moving towards them.

"Snakes! Run!" Django said, and ran the other way. Baljeet glanced at the snakes, and ran after Django.

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Phineas and Isabella walked through a dark and webby corridor. Isabella was holding on to Phineas's arm, nervous. Phineas noticed this.

"Don't worry Isabella, this is just a haunted house, remember the one we built to scare your hiccups?" Phineas reminded her.

"Yeah, it was scary, but it didn't really scare my hiccups." Isabella said.

"Hmmm, I wonder what did then." Phineas thought. Isabella recalled the memory, and shuddered at the though of losing Phineas.

As they passed a vase, it shattered right next to Isabella.

She yelped, and jumped up into Phineas's arms. Phineas was now holding Isabella in his arms.

Phineas stared at Isabella, who stared back. Both of them gave smiles, and were blushing.

Ping!

A bullet bounced off of Phineas's Iron Man armor helmet. Phineas glanced at where the bullet came from, and saw two red eyes from the shadows.

The red eyes slowly moved forward, making a metal whirl with each step. Its heavy feet thudded against the wooden floor boards. Phineas slowly backed up, still holding Isabella in his arms.

As the thing came into the moonlight, Phineas could see the features on the body. A metal skeletal body, a metal skull, and glowing red eyes. He could also see the FAL gun that was held in its metal hand. The thing stepped into the moonlight, and Phineas could see the entire robot.

"Cool, a Terminator!" Phineas exclaimed. The Terminator shot the FAL. Phineas quickly ducked his head, and the bullet shot into the wall, spraying debris everywhere.

Phineas started to run, still holding Isabella in his arms. Despite being chased by a Terminator trying to kill them, Isabella felt herself melt in Phineas's arms.

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Cp opened the door, and walked into the dark bedroom. He ignored the eerie shadows on the wall, and walked over to the bed. His boots made a thud with every step.

Cp pulled off the sheets, waved them in the air to get the dust off, and threw them back on the bed. He then turned around, and sat down on the bed.

"Ah, some night." Cp said, staring at the ground.

Out of the shadows, two dark figures started to creep towards Cp. As they got closer to Cp, Cp acted on instinct.

Out of no-where, Cp pulled out a guitar by the headstock, and swung it around. The body swung around, and smacked the first guy in the face, who fell back in pain.

Cp still spun, and swung the guitar around. The other guy was smacked with the hard body of the guitar, and fell back, crying in agony.

Cp twirled the guitar around, and it came to a rest in his arms. He then brought his hand down, and his fingers played a long wail on the electric guitar.

"Rock and roll!" Cp shouted.

He glanced at the two guys, who were now getting back up. They both groaned in pain.

"Man, what did you do that for?" one of them asked in a light voice, wearing a black hoodie.

"Where did you get the guitar!" the other one shouted, having a heavy voice. Cp just examined them.

"What? Are you serious? Out of all the scary things, I get the least scariest." Cp muttered.

"Hey, you wanted those Klondike Bars?" the first guy shot back.

"True."

Both of the guys recovered from their beating. Cp just handed the second guy the guitar, which he took nervously.

"So, should we go round up my friends?" Cp asked them.

"Why not." the guy said, and the three of them walked out of the bedroom.

They went downstairs, and stood in the main room, which was the center room throughout the entire mansion. The three of them stood in the middle of the room.

"So...what else do you guys have in here?" Cp asked.

Suddenly, they heard screaming to their right side, and glanced down the hall. Baljeet and Django were running towards them, a hissing noise coming from behind them.

"Well, we got snakes." said the first guy. The three of them back stepped, and let Django, Baljeet, and the snakes rush past them.

They heard a shooting noise coming from upstairs, and they glanced at the top railing. Phineas was running with a dazed Isabella in his hands, and behind them, a Terminator was chasing them.

"Oh yeah, we got a Terminator." the second guy said, and they watched them run across the top section.

"Oh, my name is Comment person, just call me Cp." Cp introduced himself.

"My name is Trip." the first guy replied.

"Hammer..." the second guy shortly answered.

They heard Buford screaming behind them, and turned. Buford and Ferb ran right between the three of them. Suddenly, they glanced everywhere, and saw predators jumping everywhere, chasing after Buford and Ferb.

"Oh, sweet! Predators!" Cp exclaimed, and watched them go.

Suddenly, a huge section of the place broke down with a clash, and a huge ape ran through the place, chasing after Phineas and Isabella. Phineas was still holding on to Isabella, who enjoyed it.

"Well, there goes King Kong." Hammer muttered, and watched them run by them.

Baljeet and Buford ran up the stairs, being chased by bats.

"Those must be the vampires." Trip said, and watched them run up.

The sound of metal clashing made the guys turn left, and saw Ferb using his axe to fend off an Arabian Swordsman. The two of them slowly sword fought across the room, passing Cp, Hammer, and Trip. Cp pulled out a M9, and fired at the Arabian Swordsman. Ferb gave a thumbs up, but had to run from the Frankenstein that chased him.

"Why did you kill the Swordsman?" asked Trip, a bit sad.

"Well, that's what they did in Indiana Jones." Cp said, and put the M9 away.

"Oh speaking of which..." Hammer said, and looked behind them.

Django, and Phineas, still carrying Isabella, ran past them, and a whole bunch of oversized fire ants crawled after them.

"Wow, is there anything you don't have in this place?" Cp asked.

A giant floating baby head slowly floated past them.

"Like I said, what else do you have?"

"Run Cp!" Phineas shouted, and the reunited gang ran past them. Hammer, Trip, and Cp looked back to see what was chasing them, and watched the huge pack of T-Rexes charge at them.

"Holy crap!" Cp yelled, and they all ran towards the back part of the mansion.

The gang ran through a huge library. Behind them, the T-Rexes smashed through the walls.

Suddenly, a herd of Triceratops charged from the side, cutting off the T-Rexes.

Phineas, Ferb, Django, Buford, Baljeet, Hammer, Trip, and Cp stopped to catch their breaths. Phineas still had Isabella in his arms.

"Uh, Phineas? Why are you carrying Isabella?" asked Buford. Phineas suddenly realized that he was carrying her. He glanced down at her, who glanced back at him. They both blushed as Phineas slowly set her down on her feet.

"Well, this was fun, but we got to be somewhere, so can you tell us where the exit is?" asked Cp.

"Oh, it's just down that hall full of tasers." Trip motioned down the hallway. The gang glanced, and saw a hallway full of swinging tasers everywhere.

"Your last chance of freedom, and you have to make it through the tasers." Hammer said.

"Well, we got to get everything set back up for the next visitors, so later Cp." Trip said, and then he and Hammer left to fix up the place.

The gang just stared at the tasers that swung everywhere.

"This is going to hurt." Cp said, and charged forward.

ZZZZAAAAPPPP!


ON THE OUTSIDE...

Cp fell to the ground in pain.

"I got tased where no dude should be tased." he groaned, and pushed himself up. In front of him, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Django, Baljeet, and Buford stood waiting for him.

"How did you guys make it!" Cp asked them, still in pain.

"We jumped out a window." Django explained. Cp just glared at them.

He stood on his Spaceman Boots, and examined his costume and his face paint, still intact.

"Well, let's hurry to the concert." Cp said.


(_O.O_)

AT THE DANVILLE OUTDOOR STADIUM...

A huge crowd of people where there, all dressed with Kiss items. Some even wore Kiss costumes like Cp.

"So, what band are we seeing?" asked Buford. Cp just stared at him.

Suddenly, the lights started to dim, and the crowd uproared.

The gang was in a private seating spot that Cp reserved. The private seats were about 15 rows from the stage.

"ALLLL-RRIIIGHHHTTT DAAANNNVIIILLLEEE!" A voice boomed all over the place, echoing everywhere. "YOOOUUU WAANNTTTED THE BEST, YOOUU GOT THE BEST! THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WOORRLLDD! KIIIISSSS!"

Drums started to beat, followed by the flash of lights on stage form the huge screen behind it. A huge platform was rising up, carrying three men with guitars.

"Kiss!" Cp shouted, but no one could hear him from the blasting music.

Flames shot out from the stage, and the gang could feel the intense heat waves.

The platform slowly went forward, and then went down towards the stage. Once it reached the stage, the three men stepped off the platform and walked onto the stage, still playing. The gang saw another man just a few meters back and above, playing the drums. He too was dressed up as Kiss. Then, the lead singer started to sing.

Starchild: I still remember when I saw your face across the room!
Told me to take you but the price of love would seal my doom!
I know the way you made the others break,
but loving me would be your first mistake!

The Spaceman, Catman, and the Demon both tuned in.

Spaceman, Catman, Demon: Say no way!
Modern Day!
Delilah!

Starchild: It's time you learned to give!
Catman, Demon, Spaceman: Queen to slay!
Modern Day!
Delilah!

Starchild: Listen!
You lived your glory in a liar's haze you called the truth!
The same old story of a social climb from wasted youth!

Starchild, Catman: You thought that you could bring me to my knees!
But who's the one who's crying: Baby Please?

Spaceman, Catman, Demon: Same old way! (Same old way!)
Modern Day!
Delilah!
Starchild: It's time you learned to give
Spaceman, Demon, Catman: Queen to slay (Aw Yeah!)
Modern Day!
Delilah!

Starchild: Just like the trigger of a loaded gun
You were the reason for the damage done.
Too many lovers like a hunter's prey.
Not too-day!

The Spaceman broke into a guitar solo, and the Starchild walked across the stage, playing his guitar. The Demon was stomping around, raising his monster boots high as he played bass. The Catman pounded the beat on the drums.
The Spaceman continued to play the solo, and was moving around with his guitar.
As the solo reached a high ending, the Starchild was already back at the mic.

Starchild: I know the way you made the others break
But loving me would be your first mistake
(Aaahhhh!)
It's time you learned to GIVE!

Catman, Spaceman, Demon: Same old ways
Modern Day
Delilah!
(Shame, shame, shame on you girl!)
Queen to slave (come on now!)
Modern day
Delilah! (yeah, yeah!)

Starchild: It's time you learned to give!
Demon, Spaceman, Catman: Same old ways! (Same old ways!)
Now you'll pay
Delilah!
Queen to slay (Ooooh yeah!)
Love's decay!
Delilah!
(Woooaaaaa-oooaaa!)

The crowd roared in cheers.

"Danville!" the Starchild said on the mic "How are ya doing tonight?"

The crowd answered in a roar of cheers.

And the Kiss Concert continued on through the night.

(END CLIP)


({}.O)

BACK ON THE STUDIO ROOFTOP...

Cp: I still remember that night! One of the best nights of my life. We returned back at...I think 12 at night. Candace made it home, but her bike somehow disappeared. Oh well.

Darkspine: Wow, I got a lot of candy from Trick-Or-Treating.

Cp: Did you get to see Kiss?

Darkspine: No...

Cp: You missed out.

Darkspine: Hey Cp, could you do me a favor?

Cp: Yea?

Darkspine: You remember that story I made with all the other Fanfiction authors, but it had to be taken down due to the reports of violation from Roy?

Cp: I think so, what was it called?

Darkspine: Fanfiction Fantasy.

Cp: Oh yea! It's a shame it had to be taken down.

(Darkspine growls)

Cp: Well, according to Roy, he said it violated the terms and uses.

Darkspine: I know...

Cp: Well, he is a strict author who is strict with the rules of Fanfiction.

Darkspine: So you have nothing against him?

Cp: Nope, although he did make me take down a story...I still don't hold anything against him.

Cp: Anyways, this is a deleted scene from Fanfiction Fantasy.

(plays deleted scene)


Darkspine is running through the stone hallways of the mansion. Behind him, a bunch of Terminators with FAMAS chased after him. He slid to a halt, and turned down another corner.

Darkspine ran down the thick marble-stone hallway, decorated with fine pottery and paintings. Behind him, several Terminators turned, and aimed their FAMAS, and fired.

Darkspine lurched to the side, and slid behind a granite slab. Bullets whizzed through the air, a few broke a few vases in the hallway.

"Hey, watch it! That stuff is expensive!" Darkspine called back, and reloaded his Vector SS-77. He swung his arm out, and pulled the trigger, sending a stream of bullets cutting through the hallway.

The Terminators just kept moving forward, the bullets bouncing off their metal skeletons. The continued to fire their FAMAS's, shooting down the hallway.

"Ah crap." Darkspine muttered, and pulled out a Mills Bomb hand-grenade, yanked off the pin, and tossed it towards the killing machines. He then dashed out from behind his cover, and ran down the hallway.

The Terminators traced his movement, and aimed their FAMAS's. Suddenly, a huge flash of light obscured their sensors, and threw them back. Debris flew everywhere, tore up the section of the hallway, causing debris of art work to rain on them.
The Terminators regained their balance, and continued their chase after Darkspine, who was far ahead, and made a sharp turn around a corner.

Darkspine kicked open a door, and ran out onto the long balcony. As he ran, he glanced at the courtyard, and his jaw dropped.

Auto-Tanks were scattered across the place, all aiming around the courtyard. Darkspine could see a huge mass of Terminators already scattered around the place, trying to blow up the Auto-Tanks that Comment person had installed.

"Wow...that's just great." Darkspine muttered. He continued to run across the balcony, and reached the other side. Darkspine ran down the spiral staircase, and ran through the huge room, now broken from the attack.
Darkspine ran for another room, and found himself in the center of a huge hallway supported by columns.

"Well, at least the other authors got out." he muttered.

Darkspine glanced down the long hallway, and saw another bunch of Terminators armed with M61 Vulcan guns. They also spotted him, and aimed.

Darkspine hid behind a stone column, and avoid the intense fire. He pulled out his cell, and dialed a number.

"Come on, pick up!" he growled as the Terminators laid down fire.

"Hello?" Comment person answered on the other line.

"Comment person! Where the heck are you! The mansion is being attacked by Skynet! I could really use some help!" Darkspine yelled into the phone.

"I'll be there." Comment person told him.

"When?"

"Now."

Darkspine heard the roar of a jet engine, and glanced up at the glass cylinder ceiling. Through the glass, he saw an F-22 Raptor flying straight down. Darkspine quickly jumped aside, and rolled to safety.

The F-22 Raptor smashed through the glass, and crashed into the ground. It slid through the hallway, tearing up everything in its path. The Terminators quickly turned around, but were rammed with the hull of an F-22 Raptor Jet. The jet continued to skid, smashing the columns in its way.
After a few seconds, the jet stopped, and the grinding noise faded. Dust and debris rained down from the huge gap in the ceiling. Darkspine pushed himself up, and walked over to the now-wrecked jet.

The cockpit hatch slowly lifted, and two figures tumbled out.

"I'm going to feel that later." Comment person groaned.

Ferb gave him a 'typical' expression.

"Hey, you drive the jet then!" Comment person said, fixing his leather jacket.

"Comment person! Where is our ride?" Darkspine asked them over the muffled sounds of war outside.

"I have an Apache waiting outside." Comment person said. The three of them ran through the mansion, and made it to the courtyard.

Outside, the last Auto-Tank exploded, leaving no more defenses in the mansion. Darkspine, Ferb, and Comment person ran to the Apache helicopter waiting near the wrecked fountain. They climbed aboard, and Ferb took the controls.

"Attention all cyborgs, we are now leaving this place, and...that's about it." Comment person said over a microphone. "You all suck, and humans rule."

All the Terminators heard what he had said, and were intending to terminate the last humans. Every single Terminator on the mansion grounds chased after the Apache, which was now flying away from the mansion.

"So, what do we do about them?" asked Darkspine, pointing at the Terminators running after them on the ground.

"They should look before they leap." Comment person said, and the Apache flew over a canyon. All the Terminators continued to run, and ran off the cliff, crashing to bits down below.

"Hello. Yeah, it's me. Can we rebuild that mansion? Oh thanks. No, I don't want extra coverage on my cell phone. They offer unlimited texting? Sure ok. Yeah. Ok, bye." Comment person said on his cell phone.

The Apache flew off into the sky.

(end deleted scene)


Darkspine: Wait, wait. I don't remember a huge war going on in the middle of the place.

Cp: Well, I added a few things to my likings in the story, makes it a bit more epic.

Darkspine: So...you basically edited it?

Comment person: Yeah, we both know the original events, but since I didn't save that exact clip, I created another one based on what I remember.

Darkspine: So, is there anything else you want to play?

Comment person: Oh yeah, it's an interview I had with Emily.

Darkspine: Emily?

Cp: Yeah, a very famous OC on Fanfiction, and Deviantart. Here's the clip.

(plays clip)


INTERVIEW 8: Emily

Cp adjusts the camera so it is on top of the radio. Cp was driving, and a blond-haired girl was sitting shotgun.

"Hello, I am Comment person. Sitting next to me is Emily. Say hello."

"Uh..hello?"

"Mind if I ask a few questions, Emily?"

"Sure, but can we get something to eat? I'm a bit hungry."

Cp drives around, and pulls up at a McDonalds.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

"Hello, I will take a Southern Style Chicken Sandwich, no pickles, with a Sprite, and...what would you like Emily?" Cp asks, turning to her.

"I'll just take a...hamburger? Am I right?"

"Ok, and a hamburger." Cp tells the speaker.

"Would you like anything to drink?" asks the speaker.

"Have any tea?" Emily asks.

"Nope, just sodas."

"I'll just take water."

"Ok, and one water." Cp tells the speaker.

Before the guy could tell the price, Cp drives up to the cash register window, and hands the guy a $20.

"Keep the change." Cp says, and drives up to the next window. The worker at the next window hands Cp the bag of food, and Cp receives it.

Cp drives away, and hands the bag to Emily, who searches for her food.

"I don't really understand the American way." she says, and pulls out her hamburger.

"Are things different in Europe?"

"Yep, totally different."

"So, my first question: How does it feel to be working with the Phineas and Ferb cast members?" Cp asks.

"Well, I am having lots of fun working with them. Even though I am not starred in one of the episodes, I am starred in many Fanfiction stories, and many pictures on Deviantart. I love everyone who as added me in stories and art."

"Well, I am glad you're famous." Cp remarks.

"Are you famous?" Emily asked, and took a bite of her hamburger. Cp remained silent for a moment, lost in thought.

"Hel-lo? Cp? You there?" Emily asks, waving her hand in front of Cp's face.

"Me? I am not quite sure." Cp says, and continued to drive.

"So what else you want to ask?" Emily asks Cp.

"How's things with Ferb?"

"Oh, wonderful! Ferb is a charming, intelligent, handsome boy. We hang out every evening, and talk. He promised me a walk on the beach later today." Emily explained dreamily.

"Well, a lot of girls love him you know."

"Well, like he said he is a 'ladies' man'."

"That doesn't have you worried?"

"Nope, he has a place in his heart for me, I am sure of it." Emily answered boldly.

"Yeah...that's nice." Cp muttered, still driving the car. Emily noticed his expression, even though he had his choppers on.

"Something wrong?" she asked him. Cp slowed down, and pulled over off to the side of the road.

"Yeah, something is wrong." Cp muttered in reply.

"What then?"

"Don't worry about it, this is your interview." Cp said, and restarted the car, and drove.

"Ok, if you insist." Emily said.

"So, Emily," Cp decided to ask, "how does it feel to be working with the cast?"

"It's great, I am having lots of fun. Whenever they are in the middle of a break, I go over to them, and we all talk and laugh. It's...watch it Cp!" Emily suddenly cried.

Cp sharply turned the wheel right, missing the collision course with a huge truck.

"Sorry, I just don't feel so well." Cp said.

"Hey, you want to do something that will make you feel better?" Emily asks.

"Yeah, as long as I can interview you at the same time."

"Sure. Just head over to the nearing firing range."

As soon as Cp heard the words 'firing range' he slammed the pedal, and the car shot forward, the sudden burst of speed made Emily lurch back in her seat.

"How fast are we going!" Emily asked, slowly recovering.

"About...120 m.p.h."

"Wouldn't the cops be after you?"

"Nah, I typed in a cheat code."

"Cheat code? This is life!"

"Oh...crap," Cp said, slowing down the speed, "well, we are here anyways."

The car pulled up into a parking lot. Emily got out, and Cp took the camera with them.

LATER ON...

"So, did you bring a gun?" Cp asked.

"I'll take a M9 please?" Emily asked. Cp just reached into his leather jacket, and pulled out a M9, and handed it to Emily.

Emily took the M9, went to the shooting area, held the M9 at her height, and fired a round.

"Why did you want to come here again?" Cp asked.

"Just trying to cheer you up." Emily said with a smile. Cp couldn't help but smile. He pulled out his M9 from inside his jacket, and stood beside Emily. Both of them fired a few rounds.

"So Emily, please tell me about your life."

"Well," Emily explained while Cp handed her another clip, "I was born in England. My dad knew Ferb's dad, and he brought me over to meet him."

Emily aimed the loaded pistol forward.

"When I first saw him, I was young at the time, we immediately became friends. After several days, I fell head over heals for him." Emily said with a dreamy sigh, and lowered the pistol.

Cp put his M9 back in his leather jacket, and shook his arm. A G18 pistol slid out of his leather jacket sleeve, and fell into his hand. Cp raised the fire arm, and fired a stream of bullets.

"Then, he had to move to Danville. I still remember that day..." Emily started to trail off in memory. Her eyes started to water a bit.
Cp handed her a tissue, and she wiped the water from her eyes.

"Thanks, where did you get the tissue?"

"From my jacket."

"How does everything hold in your jacket without slipping out? Your jacket is fully unzipped, and nothing falls out." Emily asked/wondered aloud.

"Well, this is my leather jacket." Cp said, and reloaded his G18.

"If you don't mind me asking, how did you manage to still be in love with Ferb all those years, Emily?"

"Well, I just remembered how he looked, and all the fun times we had together...I just hoped that I would get to see him, and we would fall in love...and we did once we met again." Emily explained, immediately cheering up.

Cp fired his G18 at the target in the distance. Another guy happened to be firing a M4 beside them.

"Seriously? A G18?" he taunted them. Cp and Emily turned and faced the guy, who held his M4 on his left shoulder.

"Why don't you use a big real gun like my M4?" he asked, so full of himself, and returned his attention to the targets along the hillside. Cp just stared at him through his choppers, and made a frowning face.

"I'll be back." he said, and left the shooting range. The other guy saw this, and chuckled.

"Go home you wimp." he chuckled, and fired some more. Emily just glared at the man. She glanced back at Cp, who was coming back, and her jaw dropped at what she saw.

The man glanced to his side, and saw Cp carrying a MK-44 minigun. His jaw dropped as well as Cp set the MK-44 on the shooting stand. A crowd gathered around as Cp grasped the handles of the MK-44. Cp pressed down on the triggers, the multi-barrel started to spin.
An instant later, bullets started to tear up the hillside, obliterating every target on the field. After a few seconds, Cp ceased fire, and glanced at the torn-up hillside.

Everyone wooted, even Emily. The man just stared at him in shock. CP turned to the guy.

"Well, I'm the one with a bigger gun." Cp said, and straightened his jacket. "Everyone please make a line, and take your turn on the gun."

Everyone rushed to get to the minigun first, each wanting a chance to fire it. Cp and Emily just headed back to the car.

"If I may ask, how come you like cars?" Emily asked as she climbed into the shotgun seat.

"Well, I...wait, this is your interview!"

Emily giggled.

"Enough with the questions about me now." Cp said, and drove away.

"So, how long do you think you will be around in the States?" Cp resumed his questioning.

"Well, I don't know. It depends on what every story has me in. I could be fighting for my life, or I could be living with a happy family. Who knows what will happen." Emily answered.

"That's gotta suck for a famous OC, always having different roles in stories." Cp remarked.

"Well, at least the drawings of Deviantart have great love pictures about me and Ferb, and me having fun with the rest of the cast."

"I must admit the pictures with you and Ferb are very wonderful." Cp said.

"Wonderful?" Emily repeated Cp's remark.

"Well, it would sound a bit strange if I said "pretty" or "cute" since I am a dude. Let's just say that all the love pictures on Deviantart are very touching, except for Phineas X Ferb pictures, no offense to those out there."

"Hey what time is it?" Emily asked. Cp checked the clock.

"About...5:00 pm?"

Emily gasped.

"Dang it! I am supposed to meet Ferb at 5:00!"

"At the beach right?"

"Yeah, I don't want him to wait." Emily said sadly, her head sinking from her shoulders.

The car suddenly flashed forward, and the force threw Emily back against her seat.

"Why the heck are you driving so fast!" she shouted.

"To get you to your date." Cp muttered, and maneuvered the car down the busy highway.

A minute later, the car screeched to a stop, and flung Cp and Emily forward. Luckily, they had their seatbelts on, and they only lurched forward.

Cp nodded out Emily's window, and Emily followed his gesture. She glanced right, and saw the beautiful sunset over the Pacific Ocean, the waves crashing on the shore, and Ferb standing on the beach.

"Thank you so much Cp!" Emily called out as she left the car and closed the car door.

Cp watched her run to Ferb, and saw him turn around. Emily caught Ferb in her hug, which caught Ferb off guard. The two tumbled over in the sand. Ferb helped Emily up, and glanced back at the car that was still parked.

Ferb gave a thumbs up to Cp inside the car. Cp just smiled, and started the engine. He drove away, tires screeching as they burned against the road.

(End Interview)


Darkspine: It seems to me that you weren't feeling that well at that time.

Cp: Yeah, I still don't feel so well.

Darkspine: Tell me how you feel.

Cp: What are you, my mom?

Darkspine: No, no I am not.

(Perry comes into the room)

"Grrrggrrrggrrrr!"

Darkspine: I don't speak platypus!

Cp: I do.

Darkspine just stares.

Cp: What is it Perry?

Perry takes out a note and gives it to Cp.

Cp: Ok...ok...wow...WOW...oh great...

Darkspine: What?

Cp: Orlando Bloom is dead.

Darkspine: What!

Perry slaps his head in frustration.

Cp: Yeah, he's been dead for seven years now.

Darkspine: Then how did he do all those movies?

Cp: Oh, they just used holograms.

Darkspine: Holograms? So that picture of him kissing Miranda Kerr, she was kissing a hologram?

Cp: Amazing what technology can do these days.

Perry: Grrrgrrrggrrgrr.

Darkspine: I'm going to take platypus lessons.

Cp: He just said that we should move, cause we are about to be launched.

Darkspine: Oh...wait, what!

The roof suddenly shoots upward, and sends Perry, Darkspine, and Cp flying through the air.

Darkspine, Perry, and Cp fall to the ground several miles away from the Studios. Perry pulls out a Hanglider and flies away, leaving Cp and Darkspine to fall. They crash through the ceiling, and land in the middle of the place.

CRASH!

Cp: Aw man my head...

Darkspine: Wait, how are we even alive?

Cp: Oh, my health insurance covers falls.

Darkspine: Wait, is that the new health coverage that the President is giving out?

Cp: No, it's the Red Cross health insurance.

Darkspine and Cp get up from the debris.

Elvis Presley is standing next to them drinking a coffee.

Darkspine: Elvis Presley! Aren't you dead?

Elvis: Nope, that was a hologram.

Cp: I told you!

Elvis: You know Cp, you are sorta loosing your touch on humor stories.

Cp: I know, I am running out of good ideas and stuff. Sometimes I remember and try to recall, but then I can't remember it.

Darkspine: Well, let's just hope you plan on doing this series for a long time.

Cp: I was thinking about ending around Christmas.

Darkspine: What! Are you messing with me!

Cp: No, I am not messing with you, I am straight.

Darkspine: Ew, gross. Seriously, are you going to end it then? What about the events afterwards? Valentine's Day? St. Patrick's Day? April Fools? Summer Vacation again?

Cp: I did think about it. I plan on finishing The Wild West, and then this series will finish up, and then I will work on my last Phineas and Ferb story.

Darkspine: Your last Phineas and Ferb story?

Cp: Well, I made a lot of stories for the Phineas and Ferb Archive, and I wanted to sorta...change story topics. I will still read stories, just not make any Phineas and Ferb stories.

Darkspine: When is this going to happen?

Cp: After Phineas and Ferb Backstage is done, and The Wild West is done.

Darkspine: What's the last story?

Cp: Everything will fall to place when the time comes.

Cp: Until then...thanks for watching Phineas and Ferb Backstage!

(III...II...I)

Author's note: So yeah... review if you would like to. It's optional.

I do not own anything in this chapter except for Cp. Elvis Presley is actually dead, Orlando Bloom is still alive. Michael Jackson is dead, but he's doing the moonwalk in Heaven!
I don't own any characters, the KISS song was: Modern Day Delilah. By KISS, creators of the song.
Darkspine is an actual Fanfiction Author who is a part of the series by his request.

I am serious about that last part, 3 more major stories, and then I take a break from Phineas and Ferb stories.

My offer is still up. Any authors that would like me to include them into the story, just let me know, and I will happily do it.

Until the next chapter, thanks for reading, and if you review, thank you very much.