His mouth was almost an INCH away from hers.
Oh the sympathetic of his heart…it felt like his heart would burst free from his chest.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
BAM.
An inch became a centimeter.
Getting closer…
Closer.
Closer…and closer…and
Closer—
100 centimeters.
99
98
97
96—no make it 56 already!
55 centimeters
Getting closer— soooo fucking close that all he got to do is to shove his mouth on hers!
GET FASTER YOU IDIOT!
Sasuke suddenly stiffened. What the hell? He stared straight into Sakura's half-parted pink lips.
GO FOR IT!
He blinked.
GO. FOR. IT.
He blinked again. I can't. I can't take advantage of her.
YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER! THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKING HUMANS CALL MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION!
…
GET YOUR MIND OFF THE GUTTER UCHIHA MORON!
Sasuke glared at nothing in particular.
Who the hell are you?
ME? ME? I AM YOU!
Sasuke raised his brows.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!
Sasuke glared. Excuse me. You're talking to the Number One Rookie of the Year, you dolt.
DUH.
The Uchiha backed away from Sakura. I won't take advantage of her weakness.
MORON! IF YOU DON'T MOUTH TO MOUTH HER, SHE'LL DIE!
Sasuke panicked. What? You're lying. Naruto and Kakashi will kill him if Sakura dies. Plus, the guilt, man. The fucking guilt will eat him alive.
Literally.
A huge memory bubble appeared and Sasuke watched himself being eaten alive by a HUGE word: font: Arial black. font size: 1000000 GUILT.
"Damn." Sasuke muttered under his breath and punctured the bubble with his kunai.
SEE? AND YOU'LL BE EATEN BY GUILT SO LITERALLY. I BET IT'D HURT LIKE HELL TO BE EATEN BY LETTERS. SEE HOW BIG IT WAS? Font size: 1000000? HELL, I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN TO BE EATEN BY LETTERS.
Sasuke gritted his teeth. How stupid.
STUPID! HOW COULD I LIE TO YOU? I AM YOU, ASSHOLE!
I am not an asshole.
YOU ARE.
Am not.
YOU ARE.
I am not.
FUUUUCCCCK! JUST DON'T BE A WIMP AND KISS HER! MAYBE…FUCK HER TOO…WHOA!
Bam!
Wham!
BANG!
GONG!
THUG!
BOOOM!
BONG!
BENG!
WHACK!
Sasuke had shoved his inner self head first onto the mud and a hundred (no, thousand) projectiles soared tearing his inner self into bloody pieces, splinters of bones and flesh erupted everywhere.
TENTENENENEN!
YOU WIN! SUPER 1001 COMBO!
OUTER SASUKE WINS!
Sasuke shook his head at his stupidity.
Back to the present and to the REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAL life, Sasuke stared frowningly down to Sakura.
What should he do? There's no other option left but to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
DO IT.
Just remember: It's not KISSING. Well, technically, it isn't.
He exhaled for the last time.
"I'll do it."
He leaned down to her, his fingers stroking her flawless cheeks, his silken bangs tickling her face.
100 centimeters
99
98
97
Damn, he leaned faster. (excited?)
His mouth was so close…he could feel her breathing—
Oh damn, he's almost there…if only he's not a wimp and stupid too for only stupid people entertain inner one-sided conversation with oneself.
Oh damn…almost there…
Closer.
Closer and,
Closer.
When—
She groaned.
