Title: Country Mix-Up
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own Tokio Hotel, or any of the songs that I may use by other country stars such as Trace Adkins, Tom McGraw, or Kenny Chesney. They are their songs, and I have claim to them other than owning them on CD or MP3.
However I do own Annaed Sparza, she's my country star, she's five six, has bright white hair, bright gold eyes, a skinny body and a tan complexion.
Authoress Note: Ok, here goes chapter four!
For those of you who do not know, the guys on my banner are some of the boys from Escape the Fate! Johnnie, Joe, and Mike. Annaed is the woman, obviously, and you all should know Tokio Hotel by NOW. Lol.
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Kelly Clarkson was a good personal friend of Annaed.
They did a lot of things together, so when Kelly had called her to ask her to help sing a song in one of her shows. Annaed couldn't say no.
"Sure when is it?" she had asked.
They made the arrangements, and then the bus was turned and they were headed for Wyoming.
Naturally the Tokio Hotel boys weren't that pleased but Annaed just stared at them until they shut up.
Then she had smiled and practiced the song she would be doing with Kelly.
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Once in Wyoming Kelly and Annaed color coded their wardrobes and then sang together for the greater part of three hours.
Then Kelly had to get ready for her show and Annaed helped her pick out her outfits. Then Annaed got her black leather outfit together to match Kelly's black leather outfit.
She then sat around with Mike and Georg, who had come to watch her.
Finally Kelly raced back and put her outfit on in point three seconds.
"Time to go." She tossed over her shoulder at Annaed.
Annaed stood and fixed her gloves and then grabbed an extra mike.
Mike patted her on her back and then she ran off with Kelly.
The opening chords flooded over the stadium and then Kelly stepped out.
"I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope when you're in bed with her, you think of me
I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well
Could you tell, by the flames that burned your words,"
Then Annaed stepped out on the left side of the stage and smiled.
"I never read your letter
'Cos I knew what you'd say
Give me that Sunday school answer
Try and make it all OK,"
Kelly smiled at Annaed and then the older woman pranced over to the country star.
"Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
And don't say, you simply lost your way
She may believe you but I never will
Never again,"
They sang the chorus together and then Kelly kept on with the next verse.
"If she really knows the truth, she deserves you
A trophy wife, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes, and he's through with you
And he'll be through with you
You'll die together but alone,"
Annaed and Kelly were both screaming into their mikes, the fans were wild, having never anticipated this.
"You wrote me in a letter
You couldn't say it right to my face
Give me that Sunday school answer
Repent yourself away,"
There was a gap in the steps at the end of the stage, Annaed and Kelly looked at each other. Then they both ran for it and jumped down them, landing with a large bang and teeth jarring thuds.
"Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
And don't say, you simply lost your way
They may believe you but I never will
Never again,"
They didn't stop harmonizing at the chorus, Annaed just lapsed into silence until Kelly made it halfway down the next verse.
"Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never
Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never,"
They smirked at each other and then at the fans, Kelly wanted Annaed to help her sing this song for a reason.
She had been burnt by a man, so for her to sing this song was like adding an extra, unknown, fire that Kelly didn't have.
"Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
And don't say, you simply lost your way
They may believe you but I never will
I never will
I never will,"
They both turned to each other and sang the last verse as loud as they could.
"Never again,"
Annaed was heaving when she pulled her mike from her lips.
Kelly was smiling widely and turning to the crowd to bow.
Annaed finally turned too and bowed when she did.
Kelly finally slung an arm around her shoulders and they turned and walked off the stage.
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"You are so amazing Annaed! You know that and I know that and the world knows that." Kelly was still preaching thirty minutes later while the girls were getting their hair done.
"You're over-exaggera'ing, Kelly," Annaed laughed and rolled her eyes. "I'm only as amazing as the nex' singer." She finished.
Kelly was tempted to shake her head but her curls were being added so she settled for playfully glaring.
Annaed laughed again and then her head was released. "Well i's time for me tah go, still on tour you know." She winked at Kelly and hugged her before leaving.
Mike and Georg stood when she made it to the tour bus. "Finally! You kept us waiting for forever!" they chorused, waving their arms.
Annaed peered at them through one eye. "You've been infected with Joe-i'is." She said quickly, crossing herself and stepping back.
Mike crossed his arms and looked at Georg. "I've had Joe-itis for years, she means you've been infected now." He told the older man.
Georg's eyes widened. "How do I get rid of it!" he exclaimed, examining his body.
"You don', you have tah live wi'h i'." Annaed said behind him.
Georg yelped and whirled around. "How did you get there?" he yelled.
Annaed looked around. "I don' know." She walked to the back of the tour bus and sat between Johnnie and Tom.
Johnnie was dozing and Tom was playing a video game on the TV.
Annaed looked around and spotted the remote lying on Johnnie's leg.
She grabbed it and flipped channels.
Tom yelped and she turned to see his eyes go wide and his hands drop the controller.
When he turned to her she burst out laughing.
"Why did you do that? Turn it back!" he demanded, leaning forward and trying to grab the remote.
Annaed narrowed her eyes at him and placed a high heeled foot again his chest. "Back evil demon!" she exclaimed, pulling a stick from under the couch and whacking at Tom with it.
Tom yelled again and threw his arms over his head to protect himself from the stick.
Annaed suddenly dropped the stick and pulled his arms down.
Tom was thrown off balance and he fell face down on the couch. Annaed miraculously appeared on his back running her hand over his corn rows.
Johnnie woke up when he felt something land in his lap. He looked down and his face blanked out. "Dude that's so not cool." He said.
Georg, Gustav, Mike, Joe, and Bill all looked up to see Tom with his face in Johnnie's lap.
Annaed was unnoticed on his back.
All of them, with the exception of Bill, started laughing.
Bill looked horror struck. "Tom!" he cried, looking like he was about to cry.
Tom was suffocating with his head in Johnnie's pants and Annaed on his back not allowing him up.
Johnnie finally looked up and stared at Annaed. "What are you doing?" he asked, trying to help Tom out of his pants.
"I want corn rows." Annaed stated, running her hand through Tom's own corn rows yet again.
She was finally de-backed and Tom sat up heaving, tears streaming from his eyes.
"I never wanted to be that close to a guy's dick!" he exclaimed, scooting as far away from Johnnie as he could.
Annaed laughed at him from the floor.
Mike and Joe fell off their chairs and rolled around on the floor.
Bill rushed over to Tom, throwing his arms around his ten minute older brother and hugging him. "Don't worry Tom! She did bad things to me as well!" he sobbed.
Tom hugged his brother back and they cried together.
"Did anyone give them drugs?" Annaed voiced, unheard by the twins, and everyone else cracked up again.
Annaed stood and dusted herself off, and then she made a beeline for her chair which Mike had vacated.
Gustav shook his head at her. "I think you did something to their food." He stated.
Annaed smiled sweetly. "Of course, because annoying people is my favori'e pas' time." She rubbed her hands together and then chuckled evilly.
Johnnie sat beside her and nodded. "It's true." He said.
Georg pulled out a pack of cards and they started playing poker.
Joe and Mike finally got up off the floor and sat with them to play as well.
The twins continued to cry, ignored by the rest of the bus, until Bill fell asleep and Tom looked up to see a poker game going on.
Annaed suddenly looked up. "Who wan's tah play Russian Roule'e?" she asked.
Mike, Joe, and Johnnie all raised their hands and Georg and Gustav stared at them.
"Wha'?" Annaed looked at them both.
"People die playing that." Gustav stated quietly.
"No' wi'h wa'er guns." Annaed disappeared and then reappeared holding eight water guns.
"Oh." Georg looked at them and then took one. "Sure I'll play." He said, pointing and shooting at Tom.
Tom dived and narrowly missed the jet of water.
Annaed rolled her eyes and then smiled. "You know wha'? Never mind, I wanna play wa'er war." She picked up her own gun and shot Gustav in the face before running and hiding.
Johnnie got his gun and aimed at Mike, shooting him in the eye before going to hide as well.
The rest of them grabbed guns and hightailed it to hide or fight.
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When Bill woke up he was thoroughly soaked and chilly, there was a foreign weight on him, and his makeup was ruined.
He opened his eyes and looked into the scarily grinning face of Annaed.
He flinched and she clamped a hand on his mouth. "Shh, you can' le' them hear us." She whispered, looking around.
Bill twitched and whimpered.
"I told you to shu' up." She whispered.
Bill looked around and found that he had been moved somewhere dark.
"We're in the upper game room, no one knows abou' i' except me." Annaed explained, seeing Bill's curious glance around.
"Well… me and Mike." she amended.
Bill wriggled out from under Annaed and she positioned her body so she was facing away from him. The she held her water gun up and waited.
"You made too much noise, if Mike heard you then he'll be here in a lil bi'." She stated.
Bill watched as a small crack of light appeared in the floor and then something dark appeared in that light.
Annaed shot twice and heard Mike's yell as he fell trying to rub his eyes.
The she sat on the door to the extra game room. "There is a ligh' swi'ch near your elbow, flip i'."
Bill fumbled around and then found the light switch, he flipped it and then stared around in awe.
"Yea, i's awesome ain' i'?" Annaed's voice came from behind him and he found himself nodding.
She sighed. "The war should be over in a lil while… so I guess we can play a video game or somma'." She got up and moved so she was in front of the TV.
Then something flew over her shoulder at Bill and he barely caught it.
She turned on the TV and sat on the couch. "You comin?" she asked, looking over at Bill.
Bill got up and sat on the couch near her. Annaed smiled at him. "Sorry abou' your clothes, your brother did i' though." She told him.
Bill frowned and nodded, Annaed then turned her attention back to the TV and mashed a couple of buttons on the controller in her hands.
"You up for racin' games?" she asked, not looking at him this time.
Bill nodded.
"Okay, here we go." Annaed pressed start and they chose their cars.
Then the countdown for a drag racing game started and Annaed grinned.
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"Where's my brother?" Tom looked around. "Where's Bill guys?" he looked up at Georg and Gustav.
Both of them shrugged and then looked around the bus as well.
Mike came up to them in new dry clothes and nodded at Georg. "What'cha looking for?" he asked.
"Bill." Tom said. "Have you seen him?" he asked.
Mike nodded. "Annaed has him in the extra gaming room." He explained.
Tom felt the blood drain from his face. "Why?" he croaked.
"I don't know." Mike pointed to a door. "Go through that and you'll find them." He stated, going to the couch and sitting on it to watch TV.
Tom rushed for the door and rushed up the short steps, when he made it to another door he opened that and was shot in the face.
"I tol' you they would come af'er us." He heard Annaed saying.
To his utter astonishment he heard Bill chuckling.
"Bill!" he exclaimed, sitting up and rubbing at his eyes.
Annaed and Bill were sitting on a couch, a water gun in Annaed's hand behind Bill's back. Bill was leaning forward slightly and totally concentrated on a game.
Annaed was too, but apparently she could be a multi-tasker.
Tom slowly walked into the room, shutting the door behind him, and made his way to the couch to sit on the arm of it.
They barely glanced at him, being on the tenth lap of the racing game.
They only had two laps to go and Annaed had the lead.
Tom watched as they swung around the curve, Annaed drifted, and then took another lap. One lap now.
Bill frowned, Annaed cackled, and Tom stared at the game, hoping Bill would win.
Finally about a minute later Annaed's Chevy slid into the finish lane and Bill started crying. Ruining his makeup further.
Tom made a 'huh' noise and Annaed patted herself on the back.
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