Disclaimer: I do not own any of the inhabitants of Hueco Mundo.
Miyuki walked down the halls of Hueco Mundo feeling rejected. "Yosh! Time ot find some pocky!" she yelled. "What the fuck are you doing here?!" yelled a voice.
"You'fe Grimmjaw aren't ya?"
"Yeah, so. What do you want anyway?"
"I want pocky,"
"Really, like THIS!" He took out a BIG box of pocky.
"GIVE IT TO ME (&E((!"
"NEVER (()#"
The above lines including many words that are forbidden to under 13's were repeated for a whole hour and a half before…
"Crabs are different colours!"
"Nuh uh! Their green!"
Morubi and Akki head these arguments and decided to go out and watch.
"So, Akki, who do you think will win?"
"Miyuki,"
"I think Grimmjaw,"
"Why?"
"Well, he is stronger,"
"SEXIST!"
"AM NOT!!"
Then those two got into it. After that Ulquoirra showed up with his lackey (Yammy).
"Grimmwjaw's going to win," stated Yammy. "That trash win… GO MIYUKI!!" Ulquoirra yelled taking on full fangirl regalia. Then all the Arrancar got into it while Wonderwice stood in the background, "Uraghdkfnsdbvo,"
While almost all the inhabitants of Hueco Mundo got into this, the ones who started it….
"Uh, Grimy,"
"What?"
"Look," She pointed and they saw…
MINEFIELDS, WARHJETS, NAZI SYMBOLS, TANKS, MICHINE GUNS!!
"Miyuki, did we just start WW3,"
"Yeah, Outta here?"
"Yes,"
And they walked into the sunset eating pocky and leaving everybordy else to kill eachother.
a/n: Next chappy, Ulquoirra's up first.
Ulquoirra: My perfofrmance shall be dedicated to Aizen-sama.
LL2P: Whatever.
Byee
