A/N: I have quite a bit of stuff written for such little information. I like the opening, but the end is kinda sad, so ya night need these. *Hands out tissues to regular readers* If you're just joining us, you can find the tissues on the table.

Chapter 4

Blow-itself-up-inator

"…What is taking him so long?" I pondered out loud.

From the other room, Norm spoke up, "I dunno, sir. Maybe he decided to quit."

"Qu-quit?" I asked, quite shocked, ""Why would he wanna do that?"

"Well, remember the last time he was here?" Norm said, walking into the room with a mug of coffee, (Even though it just makes him hyper later on,) "You were pretty tough on him, sir,"

I thought about his statement, and then responded by saying, "You're right, Norm… I… I can be pretty rough some times. Poor Perry the Platypus!" I said, feeling a bit abashed for all the mean things I've done to him. "Do ya think the little guy will ever forgive me?" I begin to sob, but then I hear something behind me.

I turn around and wipe my eyes, and see none other than Perry the Platypus! … And a hole in my wall. I ignore the hole and say to Perry the Platypus, "Oh, Perry the Platypus! You're here!" I clear my throat and begin my monologue, "Yesterday, after you blew up the Paintinator, I was stuck with a tie-dye colored lab coat, but that gave me an idea!"

He quirked an eyebrow and I said, "No, it's not a Tie-Dyeinator, although I do like where you were going with that… Actually, all you really have to do is make sure my –Inator is reduced to a pile of smoldering metal and ash; I decided to make a compromise where my –Inator would do its intended purpose, and explode at the same time!"

I pressed a button, and my –Inator rose up from the floor. "Behold!" I said very loudly, "My Blow-itself-up-inator!" There was a loud explosion behind me, as my –Inator self-destructed. "See!" I said, "It functioned properly, and blew up at the same time, just as the name implied!"

Perry chuckled, and then pointed to the machine in the corner of the room. "Oh, that? That's my Re-spawn-inator," I said, "It recreates what ever things in a picture that's inserted, and makes it appear over there." I pressed the button, and the Blow-itself-up-inator appeared where the first one was, and BOOM! It blew up. Perry pressed the button, and the Blow-itself-up-inator appeared where the first one was, and BOOM! It blew up. I pressed the button, and the Blow-itself-up-inator appeared where the first one was, and BOOM! It blew up. Perry pressed the button, and the Blow-itself-up-inator appeared where the first one was, and BOOM! It blew up. I pressed the button, and the Blow-itself-up-inator appeared where the first one was, and BOOM! It blew up.

Perry laughed, and then looked at his watch. He turned to me and tipped is hat. "Oh, goodbye! I don't have anything to say 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus!', but…" My voice trailed off as I watched Perry walk over to the Re-spawn-inator, and press the button that said 'Timer'. He walked over to the non-activated Blow-itself-up-inator, and pressed the 'Self-Destruct' button. Boom! It blew up, and I said, "Now why would I put a 'Self-Destruct' button on an –Inator that blow's up by itself? Curse you Perry the Platypus!" I said the last part jokingly, and Perry smiled and left.

I sighed, and said, "And curse me, too."

As I watched Perry the Platypus fly off on his jetpack, I said, "There he goes… Gee Norm; I just hope I wasn't too rough on him this time…"

"I dunno, sir," Norm said while sweeping up the last of the Blow-itself-up-inator, "He looked pretty upset to me,"

I frowned, and said, wiping a tear from my eye, "I hate myself…"

A/N: I hate myself too for making Doof feel so sad… I'm just gonna sit in the corner and cry. T-T