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"Married..." Moana was covering her mouth and hyperventilating as she sat near the wall of the cave. "I have to get... married?!"

Maui sighed as he sat down. Moana turned to Maui with a panicked look on her face. "And why aren't you panicking?"

"Believe me, princess, do you really think I'm as cool as a cucumber right now? No, I'm just as panicky as you are. I'm just better at hiding it, that's all." Maui groaned as he held his head.

"Chief's daugh- oh, forget it!" Moana groaned as she pulled out the heart of Te Fiti. "I can't get married! Not now, not in my life! I have a mission to do! I can't just go out and marry a demigod who... who, oh my goodness, is who knows how much older than I am!"

"I'm sitting right here, you know." Maui said, looking offended. "And I'm not that much older than you. Only by... what, a three, maybe close to six hundred years?" Maui rolled his eyes.

"Surely, you had other demi-goddesses in your time!" Moana said to Maui, grabbing him by the shoulders.

Maui shook his head, then paused. "Well, there was Rohe... ugh, but no, she was so demanding! Always complaining about how ugly I was!"

Moana stopped crying as she examined Maui. "You're not that ugly... wait, Rohe? Isn't she the goddess of death?"

Maui paused. "Well, you could say that, me and her go way before she was that character. We dated for a little while, but then she started making more demands and calling me ugly, I just couldn't stand to be around her, so I broke up with her and we went our separate ways."

Moana looked down at Maui's tattoos as she noticed Mini Maui, who was listening to the story, shaking his head as he walked over and pointed to a sleeping figure on a bed as he summoned his hook and swirled it around the sleeping figure's face as both heads started to exchange with each other's and molded. Moana looked horrified at that image as Maui noticed Mini Maui showing the young girl the image as he groaned "I... may have also jokingly switched faces with her while she was sleeping. She didn't approve of that joke. That's why we broke up."

Moana glared at the demigod, not convinced of Maui's little story. She then held her head. "Great, not only is my home doomed, I'm trapped in a cave with a man that I don't love, and said man also turns out to be a demigod that threatens his girlfriends!"

"Whoa, whoa. I'm not that person anymore! It's been too many years since then! I've improved as a human being... well, demigod." Maui smiled.

"Really? Who trapped me in a cave when we first met, tried to steal my boat, and tried to run away from his responsibilities!" Moana glared at a nervous Maui. "Because let me tell you this! I would NOT want to be the mother of your children right now!"

"But the Cave of Love is not asking us to bare children. It's asking to marry." Maui sighed. "I'm sorry, Moana, but I don't know if there's any other way we can get out..."

Moana growled as she got up. "Okay, fine. This stupid cave won't let us go until I agree to marry you! Then let's do it! I do. Now say your piece, too!"

Maui shook his head. "It doesn't work that way, Moana. You have to actually MEAN your love for me!"

Moana groaned as she held her head and walked back toward the entrance of the cave that was sealed off (presumably to bang her head on the blocked entrance) as Maui sighed, looking down at his mini Maui tattoo. "She just doesn't understand, does she?"

Mini Maui sadly shook his head.


Maui sat down in the cave as he was facing the cave wall and doing a cave drawing, humming to himself when he heard Moana's voice. "Oh my goodness, is that my Maui I see?"

Maui raised an eyebrow in confusion as he turned to see Moana giving a bit of a creepy smile, which set the demi god off a bit. The chief's daughter continued as she sat down next to him and started to feel his chest. "Oh my, Maui, what a huge, strong physique you have. Wow, I bet you have such a very kissable face."

Moana giggled as she cuddled up next to his chest as Maui raised an eyebrow, before frowning, realizing what Moana was trying to do. Moana, however, continued what she was doing. "You know, this cave was right in pairing me up with you. I bet my father would LOVE to have a demi god ruling alongside me as my husband. Won't that be a lovely surprise?"

Moana fluttered her eyelashes as Maui frowned a bit. Moana paused as she dropped the act and sighed. "This cave isn't convinced, is it?"

Maui shook his head as the young girl groaned, getting up and walking off. Maui went back to drawing in the cave as he hummed a little bit of his signature song to himself.


A little later, Maui was eating a banana from the fruit they gathered when all of a sudden, Moana jumped out in front of him, causing him to yelp.

"Kiss me, you fool!" Moana said as she grabbed Maui's face.

Maui's eyes widened as his lips collided with Moana's as the two began to kiss. It only lasted a few seconds, but as Moana's parted her lips, she laughed, "Wow, you're such a wonderful kisser, my sweet Maui! Let's get married!"

Maui fainted as Moana paused. Moana blushed a bit as she said in embarrassment, "Made too much of a fool out of myself there..."


A few moments later, Maui was just getting up as he felt his lips, wondering if Moana kissing him really just happened. Unfortunately, he didn't have time to think as he heard drumming coming from the nearby cave. Raising an eyebrow in curiosity, Maui attemped to follow the drumming deeper into the cave.

"Moana, if this is your idea of trying to get out of the cave, you can forget it! There's no way the cave is going to be-" Maui said as he stopped short, seeing Moana, seemingly setting up what seemed to be a wedding ceremony with rocks, looked up from beating the drums.

"Oh, my wonderful demi god, you're here! Now to get on with the wedding!" Moana smiled as she started humming some tribal chanting that she heard her villagers doing whenever someone would get married as she dragged Maui down to the center with Moana sitting next to him as she moved a rock, causing Moana to play the part of the tribal priest, using the rock. "Today's tribal matrimony of Māui-tikitiki-a-Taranga and Moana of Motonui will now commence. Moana of Motonui, do you take Māui-tikitiki-a-Taranga to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Moana..." Maui sighed.

"I do!" Moana smiled.

"Moana..." Maui tried to start, but Moana was starting to move the rock again.

"And do you, Māui-tikitiki-a-Taranga, take Moana of Motonui to be your lawfully wedded wi-" Moana said.

"MOANA!" Maui yelled, snapping Moana out of her phase.

Moana paused as she looked to see the rock she was holding and looking towards Maui. "The fake ceremony is not pleasing the cave?"

Maui sighed as he looked at the young tribal daughter. "Look... Mo... I know you're trying to find a way to get us out of here, but nothing you're doing it is working."

"But my home... the heart of Te Fiti... if I don't get out of the cave... what if... if we do get out... this world will be destroyed?" Moana said in sadness.

Maui looked over at Moana in sympathy as he bent down and stroked her hair. "Listen, Mo, I know you don't think I'm attractive, but I really am a nice guy underneath. Maybe if we just sat down calmly and talked about it... maybe there are some things we like in common..."

"What could you possibly have in common with me?" Moana asked as she looked down.

"Well..." Maui paused as he thought about it for a minute. "I will admit, you may be a bit bratty, but you're a very determined young lady with the freaking Ocean on your side. I may have the power to transform into anything, but with the ocean choosing you, I think you may have more god-like powers that you expect to believe..."

Moana looked up a bit as she listened. "Really? Do you really believe that I may have the powers of a God?"

"Well, maybe not on my levels, but the Ocean had to have chosen you for a reason. I mean, if you can survive underwater just to team up with me to get my hook back from Tamatoa, I say you more than earned my respect, a lot of my respect." Maui said. "And you know, I haven't told you ALL about my life, despite the stories."

"Really?" Moana asked in curiosity. "Tell me about yourself..."

Maui gave a nod as he started to explain his life story for her. "Well, you remember when I told you how my parents threw me in the ocean and all that? Well..."


And chapter four is officially done! How did you guys like it? Next time, we're going to see Moana and Maui, stuck in a cave, falling slowly in love with each other, given the time! Don't worry, all will be explained soon! Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!