Title: Kitty cat

Characters: Gojyo, Goku

Timeline: Reload

Summary: Gojyo's bored.

A/n: My perversion knows no bounds. This imagery is so wrong!


Gojyo bored out of his mind as he sits on the curb of a storefront sidewalk and waits for Hakkai and Sanzo to finish shopping, turns his attention towards the monkey-boy beside him.

Goku's attention, however -- by the look in his golden eyes -- has been caught by something, and when Gojyo turns his head to see what it is, he finds himself looking at a black cat with white spots, the small creature cleaning itself under the shade of a vendor's table.

Gojyo suddenly finds a solution to his boredom problem.

"Hey Goku, why don't you try callin' it over here?"

"Okay," Goku says readily, his eyes lighting up at the prospect of getting to pet the fluffy creature.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty. C'mon kitty cat." After a couple minutes of calling out to the cat, snapping his fingers, even holding up one end of his cape and shaking it at the cat like a string, Goku finally slumps forward and gives up. "She doesn't like me."

Gojyo with his plan still in motion nudges Goku with an elbow, telling the boy, "Look, that's not how you call a cat."

One minute later when Sanzo and Hakkai are walking out of the store, bags in hand, they are suddenly met with the sight of Goku whistling and shaking a dollar in his hand, shouting loudly for all to hear, "Pussy, pussy, pussy. Here pussy, pussy, pussy."

Sanzo immediately drops his bags, spilling beer, cigarettes and ammo all over the ground, and Hakkai automatically turning towards Gojyo, sees the redhead behind a streetlamp, laughing himself nauseous.

End.