Chucky, for the most part, considered himself an atheist, he would simply say "There is no God; life's just a bitch, and then you die." Although, it is believed that he would just say this because he knew that he would likely go to hell when he dies, this is likely the reason why he became so obsessed with voodoo rituals; he'd do anything to stay out of hell.

Mrs. Cartman arrived home at about 2:30 a.m., by then, Chucky had fallen asleep on the recliner, with the tv still on, and the dead hooker only four feet away (which had finally crapped it's pants). Without noticing the tv still being on, and the decomposing body right next to it, Mr. Cartman when upstairs and changed into a night gown. Seeing his window of opportunity, Chucky quickly but quietly walked up to cartman's room, laid down on the floor, and went back to sleep.

"Oh dear." Mrs. Cartman said calmly when she saw the body on the floor. Grabbing a shovel and a trash bag, she took the body out back, and buried it, then when to bed.

"I just realized..." Cartman said, once he got out of bed the next morning "I haven't told my friends about you yet." "so" Chucky replied "So, they'll get super jealous and maybe Kyle will cry." Cartman said walking toward the phone. "I guess this will be entertaining." Chucky muttered to himself

"Stan, get Kyle, and get over here!" cartman commanded into his phone

"Why?" Stan asked

"Just get over here, there's somethiyour need to show you." Cartman answered

"fine" Stan replied

Within an hour, Stan and Kyle began to head over to see what Cartman had to show them. "Did Cartman say what this is about?" Kyle asked, suspiciously "No, he just said he needed to show us something." Stan answered "I hope he isn't just showing us one of his turds again." Kyle replied as they walked up to the door

"What's this about, fatass?" Kyle asked Cartman when he opened the door "Just follow me upstairs, butt-munches." Cartman said "This better not be another turd, Cartman." Stan replied "Just come with me." Cartman said, walking into his room

"God damn, what's that smell?" Stan and kyle asked, covering their noses with their mittens

"Oh yeah, me and Chucky just had breakfast burritos." Cartman said "Whait, who's Chucky?" they asked "He's my new Nice Guy doll." Cartman answered "It's okay, you can come out now." Cartman announced, glancing at his toy chest

Suddenly, the chest opened, and Chucky quickly jumped out. "I'm Chucky, wanna play?" Chucky asked, followed by a menecing laugh

Instantly, the other two boys jumped and screamed "JESUS CHRIST, where the hell did you get that thing!?" they asked "I AM *NOT* A THING!" Chucky replied furiously

"Isn't he awsome, you guys?" Cartman asked with excitement "No, he seems like he's insane." Stan replied

The two of them spent the rest of the day getting to know cartman's new "friend". They did eventually warm up to him (although, Cartman told Chucky, before they arrived, not to mention his previous life as a serial killer). Cartman eventually started dropping hints at making Chucky Kenny's replacement, which Stan was begining to consider, while Kyle was still suspicious about this situation. He couldn't put his finger on it, but Kyle still felt like something was off about Chucky, and he was determined to find out the truth about him.

Author's note: this story still has a while to go, but I'm just letting everyone know that I'm planning on doing a Carrie story after this; it's within the same universe as the new movie. I'm not going to give anything away, but it will act as an alternative ending to the story, it's partialy inspired by the rumored post-credits scene that turned out to be false.

P.S. Thanks for all of the great review so far, it's given me a lot of extra confidence with my stories.

P.P.S. I'm just letting everyone know, this story will NOT have any romance, it's strictly comedic

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