The Hinata Crew were having a nice breakfast.
Suddenly, the door to the dinning hall slowly slid open a bit, and through the crack rolled in a stun grenade. It kept rolling some more, stopping right at the foot of the table.
"Ah…what the-?" Keitaro was cut-off by the grenade going off with a blinding flash and a deafening BANG!
During the chaos that came at the table after the harmless explosion, an 8-man Special Weapons and Tactics team busted in.
"HANDS UP! DOWN TO THE FLOOR, NOW!" an officer yelled. Everyone at the table complied except for Naru and Motoko, who were still too stunned by the Flashbang.
The SWAT officers proceeded to take them down to the floor where they proceeded to beat the two senseless into submission.
Once the chaos subsided, the SWAT officers carried away the unconscious Narusegawa and Aoyama out of the building and into a van, while a couple of officers stood behind.
"Sorry for the trouble. We'll be going now" one of them said, while the other treated himself to a spoonful of Shinobu's cooking. He smiled at the young bluenette.
"AW3SOME cooking! Congratulations to the cheff!" this made the girl blush.
Once the SWAT officers were gone, the rest of them got back to eating: this time, Mutsumi seated herself in Keitaro's lap, baby-feeding him.
'I FINALLY have Kei-kun to myself!' she thought happily.
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The Hinata Crew were having a relaxing lunch, when both Naru and Motoko walked back in to the dinning room.
Everyone looked at them for answers to what was that all about in the morning.
"Uhh…simple mistaken identities." Naru said a little nervously.
Motoko just stood there, frozen and glassy eyed. The rest just shrugged and let it drop.
But then, the door opened to reveal a not-too-tall man, all dressed in black with a blonde mullet adorning the top of his head.
Black-as-coal shades covered his eyes and a golden police badge hung from a chain around his rather massive neck.
" Name's Dog. And I'll be your escort today!" He stepped aside quickly and three more people barged into the room.
Naru tried to run, but was quickly taken down to the ground and sprayed with pepper spray; she cried out in agony as her eyes and throat burned like Hell.
Motoko, still frozen and glassy eyed, was also taken down, but with no struggle coming from her. Leland Chapman, Dog's son, decided to spray her anyway.
This finally got a reaction out of the girl: she sputtered and chocked on the noxious stuff. Dog and Leland high-five'd each other.
" Good job son!" Dog said happily.
"Thanks! All in a day's work." Naru chose that moment to show movement: she whimpered miserably and squirmed a bit. Dog walked up to her and kicked her hard in the gut.
"That will teach you to run from the law!" Dog and the other two picked the girls up and walked out of the Hinata Inn.
Keitaro and the rest just sat there in shock. But quickly shrugged it off.
Kitsune jumped into Keitaro's lap and began baby-feeding him herself. Keitaro couldn't help but think...
'Ahh..this is the good life'
And Mutsumi couldn't help but think…
'Ah, too bad. Well, I guess I'll have to share!'
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The Hinata Crew, minus Naru and Motoko, were sitting down to the perfection that was dinner.
Keitaro stood up like he was going to make an announcement.
"I'm here to let you all know…as off tomorrow, I will no longer be manager of the Hinata Inn!" The girls gasped at his proclamation.
"Why Kei-Kun!?" came Mutsumi's angelic voice.
"No, Sempai!" Shinobu cried.
"Hiya! No, Keitaro-nii-chan!" Suu followed suit.
"What do you mean, suga'h?!" Kitsune did the same.
"This place is just becoming too weird!" he got a bunch of sweat drops. "Even for me!" he pointed at himself. "And that's saying something!" he added.
All of his words sounded heartfelt, but Kitsune detected something behind them.
"Are you sure you want to do this suga'h" her voice became husky and low. This made Keitaro gulp.
Kitsune knew he didn't want to leave. So she was going to give him a pretty damn reason to stay!
"Well, I, uhh...No…Not really… but with Naru and Motoko in jail for domestic violence and abuse, I just don't feel like living here anymore. I mean, how am I supposed to keep this place up with the loss of two renters?" He was nervous and un-sure of what to do.
Luckily Kitsune had already figured out how to persuade him in to staying.
She looked over to Mutsumi and nodded her head. The watermelon-loving girl smiled wickedly and nodded too.
"Keitaro...I have an idea, if you would like to hear it?" she asked slyly.
Alright, Keitaro was now nervous…and excited…at the same time.
Kitsune motioned for him to follow her with a sultry look and a wave of her hand. Mutsumi followed right behind him and gently slapped him right on his behind.
He "eep!"ed and jumped in surprise, looking at her with wide eyes. Mutsumi giggled.
Soon they reached Kitsune's room and upon opening the door, poor Keitaro nearly fainted: Inside there were shelves full of all sorts of sex toys.
Both girls walked in while Keitaro just stood there frozen with a crooked smile on his face.
A hand reached out and pulled the boy in.
For the next 3 hours, anyone within about 2 miles of the Inn could hear Keitaro screaming for mercy over and over…over and over…over and over…over and…over again.
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A midnight snack was just what Keitaro needed, despite just how NICE it was to sleep both Mutsumi and Kitsune, who liked to snuggle up against him…
So, he went downstairs to the kitchen and checked out the freezer.
He withdrew a plate with a burger in it and when he turned around, he froze: right there in front of him was his beloved aunt, Haruka…wearing a silk, sky-blue negligee.
His eyes drank in EVERY LITTLE detail of his aunt's body before he realized she was pinning his arms against the wall behind him. His terrified/shocked/lust-filled eyes saw the…different…kind of hunger in Haruka's eyes.
"Hey there, nephew. Let auntie 'Ruka give you a midnight snack…" she purred as she leaned in.
Dispite still being sore from the...FUN...he had earlier…He would be DAMNED if he missed this opportunity!
Keitaro didn't go back to his room that night.
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A/N: Well another chapter come on and gone. Hope you all liked it. Please drop us a review to let us know if you did. From Vegetto800 and Major Mike Powell III.
And be DAMN sure that the crackiness ain't over, marines!
Semper-Fi! Carry on!
