Corazon and Trends
Title: Corazon and Trends
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Corazon attempts different internet trends, both old and current ones. [Chapter 4: Fidget Spinners]
Warnings: Crack-fic
Corazon sat in front of the camera in the living room. "Today I'll be making a video about fidget spinners,"
Two year old Law groaned from beside Corazon. "No!"
"What's wrong, Law?" Corazon asked. "There are many fidget spinner videos on the internet,"
"Don't!" Law whined. "Fidgy spins ah old and you gonna burn da house dun if you twy,"
"Law, since when have I ever burned the house down?" Corazon questioned with a proud grin.
Law glared at him. "Cwismas you twy deco-ate twee. You knock twee ova and it hit fi' place. Da house burn dun so we go to Unca Floppy's,"
"The tree was old so it couldn't stand!" Corazon defended. "It fell down on its own!"
"When you bake cookies," Law reminded.
"The oven was malfunctioning!"
"Whenevah you smoke a ciggy,"
"The coat Doffy gave me is probably self-igniting!"
The two year old rolled his eyes and left the living room, getting his backpack and Bepo ready. "Bepo, let's go call Gwappa Senny,"
Corazon continued on with the video. "I'll be performing trick shots," Corazon held up a fidget spinner with sharp points. "This one is called one hand to the other," He started spinning it in his left hand and threw it towards his right hand. His hand-eye coordination skill sucked so he didn't catch it. Due to the sharpness of the points, he ended up receiving several cuts from it. "Ow!"
Corazon pushed that fidget spinner away from a pen. "Okay, let's try that trick with a different fidget spinner. That one was sharp and dangerous," He held up the normal three-bearing fidget spinner. "This is one hand to the other," He tossed it to the other hand. Again, his hand-eye coordination was absolutely terrible. It bounced off his hand and hit Corazon right in the forehead, causing a bruise. After it ricocheted off his forehead, it head the box that contained all of the different types of fidget spinners.
Then, mayhem occurred. All the fidget spinners were somehow bouncing off the walls and floor, still spinning rapidly. Corazon ducked under the coffee table, hitting his head multiple times due to his height. "This is not how I imagined my death!"
Suddenly, the front door was kicked open and police stormed in, knocking all the fidget spinners down. Corazon crawled out of his hiding spot. "At least I didn't set anything on fire this time," He held up a normal fidget spinner and spun it. Somehow, it spun fast enough to catch fire. The fire immediately spread to Corazon's shoulder. "AH!"
Law blasted his father with the fire extinguisher. "I told you!"
Fidget spinners have been added to the list of things Corazon is not allowed to handle.
If you have any trend suggestions, whether they were old or are current, suggest them in the reviews.
