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This chapter was so fun to write... Shurorororororo ^_^
Chapter 4
The mugiwara crew had finished breakfast, and they headed onto the deck. Zoro looked at the sky; it was free of clouds, and it was a bright, sunny day. Luffy, Usopp and Chopper were playing around, Franky was chilling by the railing and drinking cola, Robin and Nami were sitting on the lawn chairs - Robin was reading and Nami was tanning - and Brook was playing calming music. Considering they were in the New World, this was more than lucky. 'What can I say, it's just the calm before the storm...' Zoro thought.
Suddenly, Zoro felt a grab and he was yanked back into the galley. "Where do you think you're going, you sh*tty swordsman?" The ship's cook said with a smirk. "Oi, what the hell, you stupid ero-cook?! What do you want?" Zoro spat back.
Sanji let go of Zoro as he shut the door. He placed a cigarette between his lips and grabbed his lighter out of his pocket slowly. After he lit his cigarette, he put the lighter back in his pocket and breathed out a puff of smoke.
"I need to have a chat with you." He said with a dull tone as he leaned against the door. "What about...?" Zoro replied unsurely.
"About you. "
"Me?"
"Yep. You and Robin."
"R-Robin? W-why would you.."
"Franky reckons you love her. "
Zoro blushed and a sweat broke on his forehead. He spat back, "WELL I DON'T!"
"That's what I'd prefer to hear. But frankly, a part of me doesn't believe you. You've been blushing like all the damn time around her, and even though you're an unloving, stupid and dull sh*tty marimo, I wouldn't blame you. She's a wonderful woman."
Sanji leaned towards Zoro. "Now, wouldn't you agree?" Zoro gulped and said nervously, "W-well... She's... She's cool... I do like her because she's my nakama... And... She's..."
Zoro paused for a second and Sanji's eyes widened.
"WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE TELLING YOU THIS SH*T YOU DAMN DART-BROW!" Zoro yelled. Sanji did nothing but lean back on the galley door and smirk. He took his cigarette out of his mouth and blew a big puff of smoke. "Well, what do we have here?" He said evilly. "I can tell. You. Love. Robin. I'm not one to brag, but I know a lot on the topic of love."
"Oh yeah?" Zoro replied without thinking. "Well, I bet you haven't almost kissed your lovely Nami-swan, only to be interrupted by Uso-"
Zoro realised what he was saying and quickly covered his mouth like an idiot. Sanji stood up properly and turned towards the door. He opened it silently and walked out, Zoro still inside. As he closed the door, he muttered "I think I'll go talk to Usopp."
Sanji left Zoro in the galley, still shocked at what he had just said.
"He WHAAAAT?!" Sanji yelled.
"I'm telling you, Sanji! They were like, this far apart!" Usopp pinched his fingers so they were just not touching. "They were looking deep into each other's ey-"
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER!"
"Well, because it was breakfast."
"You could have told me AFTER breakfast..."
"But, you were talking to Zoro!"
"But you didn't make an effort to tell me! You just goofed off with Luffy and Chopper like always!" Sanji kicked Usopp in the face, which sent him flying across the galley. Usopp got up, and he had a big red lump on his head.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"
"Sorry... I guess that was a bit uncalled for. I guess I'm a bit pissed..."
"Because if I hadn't have been there, Zoro would have kissed Robin and you haven't even kissed Nami?"
"Usopp..."
Usopp gulped before flying across the room a second time.
