[L]ove Dr[a]co Her[m]ion[e] Pick Up Lines
Thanks for the reviews! My fave answer for last chapters question was "Let's whip out the mouthwash and rinse away all that grossness." From Soulspirit18. And just so you know that didn't really happen it was a hypothetical question. My sister is 19, and engaged for that matter.
Day 4: All the prefects were leaving the room, disappointed they didn't witness one of the infamous Granger/Malfoy fights. It had been the talk of the school for months now how Draco Malfoy had been chasing after the Head Girl. Not a lot of people were happy with that, most of the female population gave Hermione the evil eye for messing with 'their' man. It would be quite hilarious if the glares weren't directed at her.
After the room had been emptied out, Hermione and Draco began cleaning their workspace, leaving the room in its previous state. Draco was merrily humming along to some song, foreign to Hermione .
As they left, Hermione couldn't help checking him out. He had muscular arms, broad shoulders, and she had to admit Padma was right, he did have a fit bum.
"Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package," Draco said throwing his famous Malfoy smirk her way.
"I was not!"
"Was too,"
"Was not!"
"Was not,"
"Was too!"
"Ha! You admit it!"
"Admit what? Draco you arse!"
"Yeah ain't it good lookin'?"
"Hate you!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"I'm not doing this again!" Hermione screamed, and with that she Levicorpus-ed a portrait and dropped it on Draco's head…and that's all he remembers before it all went blank.
New question: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
New question: While starving on a desert island, eat a live moth with a body the size of a tomato worm and wing span four inches, or eat a dead hummingbird with the feathers?
