Author's note: Please ignore the part about "a tease for a tease." It originally meant something when I wrote this in September, but there's been a change of plans.
Lillie: You have all got a lot of explaining to do.
Lori: Crazy Lillie?
Lillie: Yeah, it's me. Put me on speaker.
Lori put it on speaker.
Lillie: I'm talking to all the main members of the Loud family, Ash and his Kalos companions, and Korrina, right?
Everyone but Lillie: *various ways of saying yes*
Ash: Who is this?
Eureka: It's my friend Lillie.
Lori: What do you mean we have a lot of explaining to do?
Lillie: Because you were all supposed to die on Uncle Anthony's 22nd birthday, and yet here I am looking at you and some others who are supposed to be dead.
Eureka: She must mean us.
Lincoln: Of course she means you, you're the only other…Wait, did she say "talking" or "looking?"
Lillie: There is also no Uncle Anthony in sight. Start talking!
Lincoln: We're just as confused as you are. Anthony saved us yesterday.
Lillie: NO, he didn't! He tried to think of a way to save you, but couldn't, so you all died. I have been told that story thousands of times. Unless some change I made to the past made him think of a way. But I don't see how that's possible.
Serena: Change to the past?
Lillie: I'm from the future. And I'm currently in that future, but it's been messed up.
Lisa: This is getting ridiculous. If you're in the future, then how are you calling us?
Lillie: I'm using the tiny amount of Celebi's time travel juice left in me.
Lisa: Yeah, because that doesn't sound like nonsense at all.
Lillie: Then switch this call to a video chat. I'll show you.
Lori switched it to a video chat. Everyone saw their future selves.
Everyone but Lillie and Lisa: Whoa!
Ash: I look surprisingly similar.
Lillie: Switch back to just audio. It takes up less time travel juice.
Lori switched back to audio only.
Lillie: So, I just showed you proof that I'm from the future. I'm assuming you still don't believe me.
Lincoln: …Actually. I do.
Lillie: You…you do?!
Lisa: You do? How could you possibly believe such an illogical…?
Lincoln: I don't know what to believe anymore, Lisa.
Lisa: …Yep. I'm in a coma. No doubt about it.
Lillie: Well Aunt Lisa, when you get out of that coma you're definitely in, will you try to figure out what I did to change the past?
Lisa: You're out of your mind.
Lillie: You say that now, but you'll come around. Well everyone, I'm not gonna be able to talk for much longer. Can I ask Uncle Lincoln something?
Lincoln: Yes, Not Crazy Lillie?
Lillie: ….I…I'm Not Crazy Lillie now?
Lincoln: Yes.
Lillie: ….Th…thank you…Anyway, there was something Uncle Anthony was supposed to tease, but he obviously can't now, so…will you do it for him?
Lincoln: Sure. What am I supposed to do?
Lillie: I'll email you the details.
Clemont: Did she just give a tease for a tease?
Lillie: I did. Goodbye, everyone!
Everyone but Lillie: *various ways of saying bye*
Leni: Will we ever see you again?
Lillie: In 28 years you will.
Lillie hung up.
Ash: Well, that was weird. Come on guys, let's get goin'.
Eureka: I can't believe this is happening! Maybe I'm the one in a coma.
Lynn Jr.: Alright! Enough with all the talk about comas.
Korrina: Can I come with you, Ash? I'm not ready yet to let me grandpa know I'm alive again. He's gonna…Let's just say he's gonna have a lot to say.
Ash: Sure you can come. That sounds like it'll be awesome.
Eureka: My life isn't misery anymore!
Ash and friends left.
Leni: I gotta say. This has been my favorite birthday of my whole life. So much happened. How do you think we should end it?
Lily: …Let's move back to Michigan.
Leni: …..Move back to Michigan?
Lily: Yeah. I wasn't there for very long, so I don't remember it very well.
Leni: Me either.
Lily: Plus, Eureka's going on a journey, maybe we should too.
Lana: …There's an idea.
Lynn Sr.: Whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone. We can't just drop everything and move to a completely different part of the world. We have to prepare for it.
Rita: What do you say, for now, we just have some birthday cake?
Leni: Yay! Cake!
Lynn Sr.: Except there's no time to make one, so I'm gonna order some pizza instead.
Leni: Close enough!
