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Nidoriko
POV:
"Hey!
There you are. I've been looking for ya. Not. I have to go to s-ed!
Ugh. Help?" I laughed.
"You nut. Nido, you really have
your-oh! Well hello there, Slutty McWhore! You come here often?"
Suki said. I turned to see Karin with a pair of scissors. Crap! Good
thing Suki saw her or my hair...not good.
"Oh! I'm sorry, were
you talking to mwa?" Karin said. What a lame comeback.
"Yes,
we were and no, you're not french, so cut it!" I laughed,
standing up.
"Itachi-kuuuuuuuuuun! They made fun of me!" She
balled.
Who wouldn't?! He thought, but said, "Oh?"
"No,
we didn't make fun of her. We just gave her a bit of her medicine.
Ya know, why have medicine if you're not going to eat it?" I
laughed. This was gonna be good.
"Waaaaaaaaah! They're wrong,
Ita-kun!"
"Right...let's get going to s-ed. After all,
Ero-sanin is bound to compliment you." Itachi said, as
sarcastically as possible. And she still didn't catch it.
"Oh,
yes!" and they got ahead of us.
"You do have your problems, ya
poor ice girl!" Suki laughed, playfully punching my arm.
"Hey!
Sand-lover!"
"Ouch! Uchiha lover!"
"Hey!" I
laughed.
"Oh, I gotta go. Shika'll kill me if I don't. See
ya!" Suki giggled and ran off to catch up with him. Wtf.
Suki
POV:
"Hey Shika. Watsup?"
"Not much 'cept I'm still
laughing meh buttox off. Poor mirror?" he laughed hysterically.
Guess I really amused him. And that's hard to do. But the look on
Matsuri(that little btch)'s face was priceless. The combination of
bug eyes and gaping mouth and disdain was so funny! But anyway, I
approached the writing class with anticipation. Writing class was
always fun, cuz we got to write all kinds of fanciful stories about
dragons and griffins and fairy folk. I hope Kurenai-sensei let's us
do a free-write today!
"Good morning class!"
"Good
morning Sensei!" This was one class nobody wanted to miss. It was
just so much fun! Even Shikamaru couldn't fall asleep in this
class.
"Unfortunately, due to having a new (pain in the butt)
super-intendant, we have assigned seats. I tried to make sure you
wouldn't be far from your friends and, as I am on the side of the
anti's, I will turn a blind eye to note-passing, depending on the
contents. Alright? This is our little secret, m-kay?"
"Yes
ma'am!" We were always nice to her. Except Matsuri. Ugh, the brat
hated Kurenai-sensei.
"Today, we will be doing a free-write!
Yay!"
"Oh YEAH!" Hidan yelled and we all looked at
him.
"What?" we all laughed at his perplexed face.
"Alright,
thank you for your public service announcement, Hidan. Moving on..."
Kurenai laughed.
"Konan, Pein? Please pass out these papers to
everyone...Oh! Prince Gaara...in your last class were you introduced
to everyone? In home-room I'm sure-"
"Kurenai-sensei,
Gaara-kun wasn't introduced at any point." Matsuri interupted
her. CAT-FIGHT! Is all I could think when I saw Kurenai's
look.
"Alright, then after the papers are passed out, we'll
introduce ourselves." When the paper ere passed out, Kurenai-sensei
started us off.
"To you I am Kurenai-sensei and I really like my
job. You guys are so funny!" she laughed. Matsuri went next.
"My
name is Matsuri and...giggle I like you!" everybody tried not to
puke. Except Konan and Pein, who were making out. Speaking of which,
Konan went next.
"My name is Konan and I have a fetish for
flowers."
"Uh...my name is Pein and...I really am not super
obsessed over any thing." slap "I said anyTHING, not anyONE!"
he laughed.
"My name is Shikamaru Nara and...I really just
couldn't care less."
"My name is Rock Lee and...I really
enjoy freaking the heck out of Gai-sensei, who is convinced I am his
mini." You look it. Was all Gaara could think.
"I am Kakuzu
and...I LOVE MONEY!"
"I am known as Sai and...I don't have
and obsession."
"YOU WANNA BET?!" almost all of the boys in
the room yelled.
"My name is Kin and I do like my bells..."
"My
name is Kiba Inuzuka and this is my dog, Akamaru! And he's all I
care about, really."
"My name is Temari, and you know I like
fans. You'd better know that, I'm you're freakin'
sister!"
"My name is Choji, and don't ever call me
fatty!"
"My name is Kankuro and I like puppets. Yes, I know
you knew that, I'm your brother."
"My name is Zetsu and I
love plants!"
"My name is Deidara and art is a blast!"
"My
name is Ino and I like flowers..."
"My name is Suki, and...I
like to climb, draw, write, swim, spar, and make origami cranes. I
think those are my major interests."
"And, so you know a bit
about me, my name is Gaara and...I don't have a hobby or anything
yet. But I may decide to get into sparring, I don't know."
And
writing class progressed from there. I wrote a story about a werewolf
and the moon goddess. Shika laughed his butt off at me for it, but,
hey! His story was about cloud goddesses coming down to earth and
letting him see them, as he always watched them. Wtf, mate. Wonder
what Nido's up to...
Nidoriko POV:
I entered the room
filled with dread. This was the first time we were going to have s-ed
here, so I was worried. Plus, the teacher was a huge perv.
"Welcome
to my class. Boy/girl/boy/girl formation, please."
"We have a
way odd number."
"Alright, then... Two guys per girl." Guess
who got the prince. Yup, that's right, Karin. Darn slut. And who
did I get? Kisame and Sasori. Wtf.
"Hey, hottie." Kisame dared
say. I took one look at Sushi-butt and decided he'd make a good
sushi bar if I weren't so sure he was rotten.
"Ok, now class,
I shall ask the girls to step up front and line up in order of who
they think has the best body." Major wtf syndrome. What happened
was Karin got to the "best position and Sakura, being majorly
smarter than Karin put herself in the middle and when we finished
lining up it looked like this:
(worst) Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, me,
Karin (best)
I let Karin in front, knowing Ero-Sanin would move
her to the end and that would be funny.
"What's this?
Nidoriko, do you think she's got a better bod than you?"
"No
way."
"Then why'd..?"
"She pushed me out of the way."
I told it as it was.
"Oh. Well, Karin, sorry hun, but your bod
is so bad you'd better get behind Sakura. Everybody else is in the
correct order, smarties!"
We all gave him a blank stare, except
Karin, who gave him an evil glare. Oooooh! Owned! I laughed to
myself. Ero-sanin does know his stuff, for a perv.
"Alright, now
we shall compare the best and the worst. By the way, the first five
classes will be about girls, then five on boys and so on."
The
other girls went back to their seats, wondering how Karin would deal
with the horrid stuff that was going to follow.
"Ok, first, the
worst: flat as a ten-year-old boy and not a single curve. Sorry, but
you need to go get a shape." Karin ran back to her seat
crying.
"And the best: hour-glass shaped body, but not to huge,
and curves in all the right places. About 99.99 perfect! But if she
were perfect, no boy in this room would be alive. Or girl for that
matter, depending on how jealous they are."
The rest of the
class was fairly uneventful and boring! After that class, we had two
more. I ran to meet Suki in the hall.
"Hey girl!"
Suki
POV:
"Nido!
Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Deidara is going to
die!"
"Oh? What'd he do this time?"
"Oh, just almost
pulled my shirt off. He is so going to die this time."
"Ouch!
Yeah, he's as good as dead."
"What classes are scheduled for
you next?"
"We both have gym next - with Lady
Tsunade!"
"Sweet! And we can sign up for being Martial Arts
group leaders! Oh yeah!"
We raced down the hall, not wanting to
miss this for the world. After all, who says we can't both be
smoking hot and strong?
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