-1Ok peeps! My buddy wrote this one, I'll be writing the next chapter.

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Nidoriko POV:
"Hey! There you are. I've been looking for ya. Not. I have to go to s-ed! Ugh. Help?" I laughed.
"You nut. Nido, you really have your-oh! Well hello there, Slutty McWhore! You come here often?" Suki said. I turned to see Karin with a pair of scissors. Crap! Good thing Suki saw her or my hair...not good.
"Oh! I'm sorry, were you talking to mwa?" Karin said. What a lame comeback.
"Yes, we were and no, you're not french, so cut it!" I laughed, standing up.
"Itachi-kuuuuuuuuuun! They made fun of me!" She balled.
Who wouldn't?! He thought, but said, "Oh?"
"No, we didn't make fun of her. We just gave her a bit of her medicine. Ya know, why have medicine if you're not going to eat it?" I laughed. This was gonna be good.
"Waaaaaaaaah! They're wrong, Ita-kun!"
"Right...let's get going to s-ed. After all, Ero-sanin is bound to compliment you." Itachi said, as sarcastically as possible. And she still didn't catch it.
"Oh, yes!" and they got ahead of us.
"You do have your problems, ya poor ice girl!" Suki laughed, playfully punching my arm.
"Hey! Sand-lover!"
"Ouch! Uchiha lover!"
"Hey!" I laughed.
"Oh, I gotta go. Shika'll kill me if I don't. See ya!" Suki giggled and ran off to catch up with him. Wtf.

Suki POV:
"Hey Shika. Watsup?"
"Not much 'cept I'm still laughing meh buttox off. Poor mirror?" he laughed hysterically. Guess I really amused him. And that's hard to do. But the look on Matsuri(that little btch)'s face was priceless. The combination of bug eyes and gaping mouth and disdain was so funny! But anyway, I approached the writing class with anticipation. Writing class was always fun, cuz we got to write all kinds of fanciful stories about dragons and griffins and fairy folk. I hope Kurenai-sensei let's us do a free-write today!
"Good morning class!"
"Good morning Sensei!" This was one class nobody wanted to miss. It was just so much fun! Even Shikamaru couldn't fall asleep in this class.
"Unfortunately, due to having a new (pain in the butt) super-intendant, we have assigned seats. I tried to make sure you wouldn't be far from your friends and, as I am on the side of the anti's, I will turn a blind eye to note-passing, depending on the contents. Alright? This is our little secret, m-kay?"
"Yes ma'am!" We were always nice to her. Except Matsuri. Ugh, the brat hated Kurenai-sensei.
"Today, we will be doing a free-write! Yay!"
"Oh YEAH!" Hidan yelled and we all looked at him.
"What?" we all laughed at his perplexed face.
"Alright, thank you for your public service announcement, Hidan. Moving on..." Kurenai laughed.
"Konan, Pein? Please pass out these papers to everyone...Oh! Prince Gaara...in your last class were you introduced to everyone? In home-room I'm sure-"
"Kurenai-sensei, Gaara-kun wasn't introduced at any point." Matsuri interupted her. CAT-FIGHT! Is all I could think when I saw Kurenai's look.
"Alright, then after the papers are passed out, we'll introduce ourselves." When the paper ere passed out, Kurenai-sensei started us off.
"To you I am Kurenai-sensei and I really like my job. You guys are so funny!" she laughed. Matsuri went next.
"My name is Matsuri and...giggle I like you!" everybody tried not to puke. Except Konan and Pein, who were making out. Speaking of which, Konan went next.
"My name is Konan and I have a fetish for flowers."
"Uh...my name is Pein and...I really am not super obsessed over any thing." slap "I said anyTHING, not anyONE!" he laughed.
"My name is Shikamaru Nara and...I really just couldn't care less."
"My name is Rock Lee and...I really enjoy freaking the heck out of Gai-sensei, who is convinced I am his mini." You look it. Was all Gaara could think.
"I am Kakuzu and...I LOVE MONEY!"
"I am known as Sai and...I don't have and obsession."
"YOU WANNA BET?!" almost all of the boys in the room yelled.
"My name is Kin and I do like my bells..."
"My name is Kiba Inuzuka and this is my dog, Akamaru! And he's all I care about, really."
"My name is Temari, and you know I like fans. You'd better know that, I'm you're freakin' sister!"
"My name is Choji, and don't ever call me fatty!"
"My name is Kankuro and I like puppets. Yes, I know you knew that, I'm your brother."
"My name is Zetsu and I love plants!"
"My name is Deidara and art is a blast!"
"My name is Ino and I like flowers..."
"My name is Suki, and...I like to climb, draw, write, swim, spar, and make origami cranes. I think those are my major interests."
"And, so you know a bit about me, my name is Gaara and...I don't have a hobby or anything yet. But I may decide to get into sparring, I don't know."
And writing class progressed from there. I wrote a story about a werewolf and the moon goddess. Shika laughed his butt off at me for it, but, hey! His story was about cloud goddesses coming down to earth and letting him see them, as he always watched them. Wtf, mate. Wonder what Nido's up to...

Nidoriko POV:
I entered the room filled with dread. This was the first time we were going to have s-ed here, so I was worried. Plus, the teacher was a huge perv.
"Welcome to my class. Boy/girl/boy/girl formation, please."
"We have a way odd number."
"Alright, then... Two guys per girl." Guess who got the prince. Yup, that's right, Karin. Darn slut. And who did I get? Kisame and Sasori. Wtf.
"Hey, hottie." Kisame dared say. I took one look at Sushi-butt and decided he'd make a good sushi bar if I weren't so sure he was rotten.
"Ok, now class, I shall ask the girls to step up front and line up in order of who they think has the best body." Major wtf syndrome. What happened was Karin got to the "best position and Sakura, being majorly smarter than Karin put herself in the middle and when we finished lining up it looked like this:
(worst) Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, me, Karin (best)
I let Karin in front, knowing Ero-Sanin would move her to the end and that would be funny.
"What's this? Nidoriko, do you think she's got a better bod than you?"
"No way."
"Then why'd..?"
"She pushed me out of the way." I told it as it was.
"Oh. Well, Karin, sorry hun, but your bod is so bad you'd better get behind Sakura. Everybody else is in the correct order, smarties!"
We all gave him a blank stare, except Karin, who gave him an evil glare. Oooooh! Owned! I laughed to myself. Ero-sanin does know his stuff, for a perv.
"Alright, now we shall compare the best and the worst. By the way, the first five classes will be about girls, then five on boys and so on."
The other girls went back to their seats, wondering how Karin would deal with the horrid stuff that was going to follow.
"Ok, first, the worst: flat as a ten-year-old boy and not a single curve. Sorry, but you need to go get a shape." Karin ran back to her seat crying.
"And the best: hour-glass shaped body, but not to huge, and curves in all the right places. About 99.99 perfect! But if she were perfect, no boy in this room would be alive. Or girl for that matter, depending on how jealous they are."
The rest of the class was fairly uneventful and boring! After that class, we had two more. I ran to meet Suki in the hall.
"Hey girl!"

Suki POV:
"Nido! Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Deidara is going to die!"
"Oh? What'd he do this time?"
"Oh, just almost pulled my shirt off. He is so going to die this time."
"Ouch! Yeah, he's as good as dead."
"What classes are scheduled for you next?"
"We both have gym next - with Lady Tsunade!"
"Sweet! And we can sign up for being Martial Arts group leaders! Oh yeah!"
We raced down the hall, not wanting to miss this for the world. After all, who says we can't both be smoking hot and strong?

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