A.S. note I didn't come up with this chapter's title...good ole' My Chemical Romance did :D
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Anonymous Saru: Zomg! My wrist feels better! Which is sad seeing as it spent what...half a month wrapped in an ace bandage ahh I love ace bandages (huggles ace bandage to herself)
Anonymous Saru side note: well you get the gist...you know AU, BL (Yaoi) all that jazz...
Disclaimer: I find the lack of faith disturbing...srsly, I don't own Naruto...if I did then the effin series wouldn't be coming out of effin FILLERS! Plus there'd be some BL in there too...:D and Sasuke wouldn't be a total asshole (wink)
Rated: M...or does Sasuke's horny-ness not comprende to you (nuur go Spanish words XD)
One last thing: Plot: right now takes place in California for the moment
One more thing: hmmm...if I was in anyway confusing you with my...um...race (I suppose) I ish half Mexican, half Whitey...haha im a wet cracker! (Oh dang I just insulted myself) well that explains the usage of Spanish words...but I am a sad failure at my own language (yes even English...I suck at that class, and I failed sixth grade Spanish...comprende? Although I know a little bit of it) so that's why I have Japanese/Spanish in this fic! (Not only coz the story calls for it...but I r that awesome) but yeah...hope that cleared things up! I know on my profile it doesn't you know...explain a lot...xD
Sasuke: Kanae you're a weird
Anonymous Saru: Hahaha stfu nub
Itachi: When the hell am I going to be introduced in this story hoebag?!
Anonymous Saru: Ano...ano sa...give it time Itachi! Neji's finally getting his moment of glory! (Whine)
Neji: Damn right...
Gaara: Attention whore...that'll change once you become my man slave!! (Wicked smile/laughter)
Neji: That's a bit frightening there Gaara... (Sweatdrops)
Naruto: Shh! It's time for the question reviews!!
Reviewers:
Iruka: Kanae loves you all (smile)
Kakashi: It's just that she's one lazy mofo and won't answer you all, but if you need to know something, ask away...she won't mind answering (smile)
Anonymous Saru: HOLY SHITE! I HAVE TWO PAGES WORTH OF REVIEWS! (Huggles her reviewers)
FISHTaNK the Evil UglyDoll: I noes! I love MCR too! I was in a MCR mood since I bought the album XD kekeke
Kaname Natsumi: Yay! I love long reviews! I know, at first I couldn't picture Naruto sleep walking, but now I can XD kekeke; aalkdhsflas! OMG YOU LOVE OBITO FICS TOO! Wow I'm not the only person who does! XD
Obito: I'M LOVED!!! (Jumps for joy)
savelove: Heehee, one of the main reasons why I keep my chapters long is coz of when I update (I update every month if you forgot.) I always hated reading small chapters when people wouldn't update for a while...i dunno it always drove me crazy...
Anonymous Saru side note pt2: If you were wondering why I'm spelling blonde with an 'e' at the end for Naruto, ish coz he's an uke...and come on nobody sees him in a manly way either, mostly 'blond' is spelled for guys and 'blonde' is spelled for girls...but...Naruto acts so girly so that's why he gets the 'e' at the end!
Naruto: (Cries) You guys don't think that do you!? (Looking at the KD)
KD members excluding Neji and Gaara: (nods head) you're an uke...
Gaara: you're the only uke in the group...well besides Neji...
Neji: o.O not cool...yo...NOT cool.
Anywho on with chapter shi! (Japanese time! XD)
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Chapter 4: Lather the blood on your Hands
"Neji nii-sama; today's the day you get to be a spy." Hinata said knocking on Neji's door lightly. "Tou-san even made breakfast too!" she added softly with her delicate voice, it sounded like a whisper.
Neji, barely hearing Hinata had a feeling she was talking, he looked up at his alarm clock, which was 6 o'clock. Neji groaned as he peeled off his warm comforter, allowing the cold air to attack his legs and arms.
As Neji got ready, many thoughts formed in his head, 'I hope they don't notice me from the papers' 'I hope my cover isn't blown; and 'I hope I don't die.' Was what he was thinking for half the time. After getting ready he looked down at his "uniform" (which consisted of black jeans, a white t-shirt, and some old converse.)
"—Neji! Tenten's here!" Hinata said as she opened his bedroom door. Yes, Neji lived with his uncle, Neji always thought it was some sort of pity after his father died, and Hiashi didn't want the boy living on his own, nor in an orphanage, so he took the boy in. And he's been living with Hiashi and his family ever since.
"Oh wow...that's defiantly a gangster...but if I may fix a few things..." Tenten said making her way into the room, digging in her bag for her accessories.
Looking Neji up and down Tenten shook her head, "what are you looking for...neat gangster? I want thug...luckily I brought a few things to fix this problem eh? And if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have their gang colors too..." Tenten said praising her work, quickly putting on the accessories on Neji. Standing back in awe she sighed, he really was a true piece of work.
"Alright, we have to get you to Zabuza..." Tenten said as she grabbed Neji's arm and yanked him out of his bedroom. Even before he could form a proper sentence or two he was out of his uncle's house.
"Wha 'bout breakfast?!" was all he could get out as Tenten dragged him off to her car.
"If I were in your shoes I wouldn't be worrying about food right now..." Tenten said as she started her car.
-In Uchiha Manor-
"Alright usuratonkachi...get your ass moving." Sasuke yelled from downstairs.
"Coming, God you don't have to get your knickers in a bunch!" Naruto said as he rushed downstairs.
"And don't call me that—" Naruto said as he paused to think of something insulting in Japanese. But growing up in England, Naruto's vocabulary was little to none when it came to Japanese phrases. The only words he did know were sex words, from reading his uncle's trashy novels. Although, he did have to admit, his uncle was a pretty good writer.
"—Teme!" Naruto said happily, finally having a comeback to Sasuke's 'usuratonkachi'.
Which caused Sasuke to look up; he didn't even know the boy could say something like that. "Hn? What was that dobe?"
Naruto looked up puzzled as he walked down the steps and over towards Sasuke, "dobe? What's that?"
"Look it up, dobe..." Sasuke said smirking to himself as he walked out of his house and unlocked his car, and got in it.
"Hey! That's not fair! Use the common language!" Naruto said pouting, as he followed suit, getting on the passengers side.
Sasuke's smirk deepened even more, (if that's even possible for an Uchiha, all they do is scowl all the time...) "Where does this friend of yours live again?"
"Oh...well uh..." Naruto said as he paused to bit his lip in a cute way, for that helped him think most of the time.
Goddammit—so—CUTE!! Sasuke thought as his grip on the steering wheel tightened. Clearly it was taking his all not to rape the boy. Damn British blondes being so damn fuckable and cute.
-Tenten's Weapon Shoppe-
"Okay, I guess we wait for Zabuza to come..." Tenten said as she sat down in a chair that was next to the counter, "make yourself at home Neji..."
"Sure..." Neji said, what with the rush and all he didn't even have time to look at the accessories Tenten added onto his outfit.
Neji stumbled across the room to where the mirror was kept, being in the store before, and having an almost photographic memory; turned out to help him find the mirror.
He looked in awe. I'd never wear anything lie this in a life time...he thought, clearly amazed at how damn well he looked. Chains were hanging off his pants, a black bandana rolled around his arm, and another one on his head. How Tenten put that on his head confounded him, he didn't even feel it.
"So...that's the punk who's going to be in the big leagues eh?"
"Yup—" Tenten said happily.
"What's his name?" came another, but this one's voice was lighter then the firsts. As he stepped out of the shadow of the other, taller man.
"Uhhh" Neji stammered, sure he has been under pressure before—extreme pressure, it's all in the package for becoming a cop. But this pressure was different.
"Kago..." Tenten said, tearing Neji out of his thoughts.
"Hmm—" the taller man said shrugging his shoulders, "—whatever Sai wants...I've never liked new meat...I've always found them untrustworthy..."
"Zabuza, be kind to Kago...this is his first time rolling with the big boys." The smaller boy said addressing the taller man.
So his name is Zabuza...wait a minute! Zabuza, from the Nami no Kuni gang! Then that kid must be Haku, the right hand man...Neji thought looking from the two.
"Ahem" came from somebody at the door.
The small boy—or in this case Haku turned around. "Hello Sai..." as he brought everyone's attention to the door.
Sai had snuck into the room like a snake except it would've looked cool if he weren't carrying a fat pink hippo.
"So is that the stuff??" Zabuza asked as he watched Sai exchange the hippo with Haku. "Ne, Zabuza it's kinda cute!" Haku said holding the hippo in a cutesy matter.
"Yeah sure..." he said grabbing the hippo by the leg.
"Yeah...it's fat for a reason...but anyways this the dick?" Sai said bluntly.
"Oh fuck off." Zabuza growled half throwing the hippo at Haku half handing it to him.
"Gladly...when and where?" Sai said smirking glancing at Haku in the process.
"Oh no perv get your own—" Zabuza said pulling Haku closer to him in a protective manor, "Or I'll cut your balls off and force feed them to you." He said growling even more. It was hard to believe that Zabuza was indeed a human, instead of an animal.
"Hey! Zabuza I have your swords and needles, Sai I have your package, get out before I call the cops!" Tenten said, handling her business...as usual.
-In Sasuke's car-
"Well we're at the museum kid. What next?" Sasuke asked as he looked at the blonde—who was currently drooling on the leather seat.
"Oi usuratonkachi! Wake up!" Sasuke paused as he looked at the boy even more. He was in the only spare change of clothes he had, which was his Shukaku costume. That was one thing he needed to make his pants tighter. For the kid to being fuckin leather pants.
"Hey dobe. Wake up." Sasuke said nudging Naruto lightly.
"Nnnn...I'm not a dobe, teme." Naruto said blinking.
"Well then...what next? I'm at the museum..." Sasuke said.
"Uhmm..."
"You don't know do you?"
"No not really..." Naruto said cutely.
"God however do you make it around California?" Sasuke asked in amazement as he started getting agitated by the boy's lack of information. He didn't care if the boy was cute or not...well he did, but that didn't matter.
"Umm maybe I should walk??" Naruto questioned, his hand moving to the seatbelt buckle with slight hesitation.
"You can't even stay awake for less then five minutes, yet you want to walk the rest of the way to your friend's house? I don't think so..."
"Well...wait why does that matter to you about my safety?" Naruto asked.
"I—uh—well I." Sasuke said looking around for a quick answer.
"You...what?" Naruto said, pausing as his phone began to vibrate. "Ahh! My pants are vibrating!"
"Your what are what?!" Sasuke said as he willed a few dirty images away.
"My pants—vibrating—hullo?" Naruto said fumbling with his pants to find his cell phone.
"J-Jiraiya!? What do you want?"
"Can't I check up on my favorite nephew?"
"I'm your only nephew!"
"All the more reason to check up on you!"
"But really...why are you calling me?" And on this phone too? Naruto thought, the phone he was using was his "work" phone.
"I'm on a book tour! Icha Icha Paradise must've gotten popular in America, so my editor advised me to through a book tour! And I came here to visit you! Even though I go home in two days, I asked my editor to set aside two days so I could spend time with you before I left to go back to England. Isn't this exciting mate?? So I want to spend time with you and Gaara, and maybe that little devil Shikamaru too."
"Uhh...that sounds great Jiraiya..." Naruto said smiling nervously, he was in deep shit. Jiraiya doesn't know of his little nephew's secret life. The truth would probably kill him.
"Great! Listen I'm at the airport now so how 'bout you pick me up and we'll have some time to catch up. Sound fun mate?"
Naruto's smile was frozen on his face he began to pale it was so bad. He was in even deeper shit.
"Naruto, you there??"
"Um yeah...I-I'll try to...I'll call you back alright?" Naruto said trying to think.
"Alright!" and with that he hung up.
Sasuke looked at Naruto, who in turn looked back.
"What?" he asked. I don't even know the kid. But you wanted to do him last night. So do the kid a favor...you might not see him again anyway... Plus how could you ignore those puppy eyes?!
"No."
"But—"
"I said no..."
"Please???"
Dammit for once listen to you conscious!
"Please Uchiha-san?"
"It's Sasuke...and no."
"Please Sasuke?" Naruto asked putting on his best pout.
Gripping the steering wheel Sasuke cursed his will and stamina, "Fine! I don't even know you..."
"Sure you do! I'm always running in and out of the police station!" Naruto said happily. Not realizing that what he said had two different meanings if one paid close attention to it.
Truth be told, Sasuke didn't realize Naruto existed only a few days ago when he ran into him.
"When I said that I meant I didn't know you well. But fine where am I going and who am I picking up?" Sasuke asked looking down. From times he really hated his conscious.
"Thanks! Really this means a lot to me! Thank you! Um, the Los Angeles International Airport, please?" (A.S. yesh that is an actual air port in Cali. Heehee go me! I don't even live in California XD I live in a black hole...:D that runs on central timing...there you go...for those who want to know where I live take a guess from there)
"Alright..." and with that they drove off to the airport.
-Streets of L.A.-
"So uhh...I never really got your name..." Neji asked trying to form some type of conversation.
"Geeze you must be deaf Kago...Zabuza said my name. But it's Sai."
"So uh Sai, what do you do for a living besides work with the KD?"
Sai seemed to pause at the statement before answering he smiled and turned around. "Asking one too many questions can get you shot. You wired or something?" Sai said looking Neji up and down for anything odd that might stick out.
"Um no...why would I be wired?" Neji asked with a slight tone of worry in his voice. "Why does Kyuubi hate snitches or something?"
"Actually, no boss hates snitches..."
"And that would be Kyuubi, right?"
With that Sai laughed. "Oh boy! You're a riot! What are you stupid? Live in a cardboard box?! I can't believe you follow the news...che dumb bastards... For your information Shukaku's boss on the streets, every gang warlord knows that. Hell even petty gang members know that. But in the general face of the public Kyuubi's the boss. Well more like a puppet. He does Shukaku's bidding, sort of like an emperor to the people, only a puppet when it's the actual daimyo's who keep things moving." Sai said as he continued walking.
"So...he's more like a pawn? Kyuubi I mean." Neji asked catching up to Sai.
"Well in a way...except Kyuubi and Shukaku are buds, so it's okay. Now shut up, you're asking one too many questions, and you're causing my head to hurt..." Sai said.
At that moment Neji knew he was getting in over his head with this assignment, and only wished he'd come out alive. Even if it meant not catching Kyuubi or this case Shukaku, and throwing away his family name, he'd do it in a heartbeat.
-Los Angeles International Airport-
"Naruto! Mate you've grown!!" Jiraiya said pulling his nephew into a death like hug.
"J-Ji-Jiraiya! C-ca-can't—b-breath!" Naruto said tugging at Jiraiya's arms.
"But, Naruto...who's that? Is that Gaara? No, too dark to be Gaara. Is that your boyfriend???" Jiraiya asked, keeping his voice low and at a constant whisper so Sasuke, the boy in question wouldn't overhear.
"What?! No!! That's—he's a guy! You always told me that that type of stuff was wrong!!" Naruto said blushing madly, throwing Jiraiya's arms off.
"Oh Naruto I only told you that for the sake of your father. Although it's looked down upon in most societies, I respect it. You can't deny yourself or your heart love." Jiraiya said looking at Sasuke.
Okay what? Do I have something on my face? Snot hanging out of my nose? Something between my teeth? Sasuke thought as he looked from Naruto to Jiraiya.
"Oi! Sasuke! What are you doing here of all plac—is that...the...Jiraiya?!" came from the one and only...perverted cop in all of Los Angeles, Kakashi.
"Well," Sasuke paused as he turned around. "I do believe so. But what are you doing here?"
"Your job...we're here to pick up some guy from Germany who flew in from New York or something...and Kakashi don't drool, it's bad for your uniform." Iruka stated, appearing next to Sasuke.
"Oh 'Ruka...don't be mean! If Miyavi, Gakt or Hyde came into town I wouldn't be all, 'Iruka don't drool' although, I think I would find that sexy. Seeing as you're so prim and proper I'd love to see you do something against your 'abide by the law' motto.
"Kakashi Hatake! That is the most—"
"Iruka? Iruka Umino! No way! I haven't seen you since we made you Naruto's godfather!" Jiraiya said cutting Iruka off from completely bitching out Kakashi.
"Umm" He mumbled, "hey Jiraiya...long time no see eh?" All eyes were (for once) on Iruka.
"Wait a minute—you're related?!" Kakashi said in awe.
"No I'm—"
"Aww—see you've lost your accent...it took me a while to recognize you..."
"Well I—"
"You're my godfather! How come nobody mentioned this to me?! I thought he was a stalker!!!" Naruto yelled.
"Stalker, what no!" Iruka yelped as his English accent (A.S. told yall he was English!) began flaring up. Iruka couldn't handle pressure as much as the next person "I—buh—no I'm not—" he stuttered out.
"Hello is this the police force that was sent for us half an hour ago?" a voice belonging to a man said from behind.
"Whu—well yus...I meant yes. Sorry...long day..." Iruka said rubbing his temples.
"You mean morning—it's 10 o'clock..." came another voice. But raspier then the stronger one minutes ago.
-Konoha Demon Base-
"You stay here...gotta make sure good ole Shukaku is some what decent and alive..."
"Why would he be dead?" Neji asked as he watched Sai walk away into another room.
-Inside the torture chambers-
"What?" Gaara said agitated.
"The new member is here...who's the new guy?" Sai said questioning the said person Gaara was torturing only a few minutes ago.
"Hayate...a good doctor from Japan...apparently." Gaara said without turning his head he continued torturing his victim, injecting something into his arm, "bring him in..." Gaara said smirking.
-Outside the torture chambers-
"So you're the fresh meat eh?" a voice came from behind.
"So it would appear to be..." Neji stated simply.
"Whats a cop like you doing in a place like this hmm?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not a cop..." Neji said, crap he'd been found.
"Sure you aren't. Just keep telling yourself that, I'd like to think I'm not the president some times...but let me just tell you this." The speaker paused as he came into view, "you tell anything about the location, who the members are, or anything else about the KD and I'll tell Shukaku...and let me tell you this, he's quite scary when it comes to snitches...just ask poor Hayate...a good doctor...all about the pain, that is, if he's still alive..."
"Who are you?" Neji asked trying to see the speaker clearly, damn the lighting in this hallway, what do they torture people down here??
"Shadow, is all you need to know, Neji Hyuga..." and with that Shadow was gone.
"Oi, Kago...you can come in now...the boss is ready..." Sai said smirking as he held the door he was once in, open.
As soon as Neji entered the room his ears met the delicate sounds of muffled screaming. What in the hell is happening??? Neji thought as he looked around for the source.
"Well now, this'll teach you to never try and rat on us...dear Mr. Hayate..." Gaara murmured softly as his smirk twisted into a monstrous grin.
"Ahem, boss...he's here..." Sai said smirking, oh was Kago in for it now.
Gaara looked up and turned around, his turquoise eyes meeting Neji's pale lavender eyes. "Now who is this?" Gaara said putting down his syringe.
"This is Kago, Shukaku."
Neji couldn't believe it; he was face to face with Shukaku, the Shu-fucking-kaku. Honestly he thought Shukaku would look different; he didn't really know that Shukaku was a natural red head. The man is quite different without his mask and leather pants on.
Shukaku was wearing blood red pants and a black muscle shirt. And Neji couldn't help but stare.
"I think I should make a shirt that says 'Take a picture, it'll last longer' don't you think Sketch?"
Sai nodded his head, well that explained who he was. Now noticing it he did act a lot like the Sketch from t.v.
-Los Angeles International Airport-
Everybody looked at the two figures standing next to Iruka, or in this case behind him.
"I am Kabuto Yakushi and this is Orochimaru, we're here for the museum on the holocaust, we want to know if our stuff got here safely." The younger boy, or now known as Kabuto asked.
"Yes our men were stationed inside to make sure nothing got stolen from our little pest problem..." Kakashi said, letting Iruka calm down mentally and physically.
"Pest problem?" Orochimaru asked not liking the sound of that.
"A cat burglar by the name 'Kyuubi'..." Iruka said rubbing his temples. "Your stuff should be alright, I don't think theres anything that interests Kyuubi; he mostly steals famous pieces of art, mostly by Da Vinci, Monet, Picasso, Renoir, Van Gogh, and Rousseau..."
"Oh you forgot one, Toulouse-Lautrec." Naruto corrected them.
"Oh thank you—wait how do you know that??" Iruka said looking down at his godson strangely.
"I watch the news and have a photographic memory...plus my friend goes on and on about Toulouse-Lautrec. His favorite is the Moulin-Rouge, although I personally like 100 soup cans by Warhol..." Naruto said trying to cover up his little mess up.
Although, it was true, Gaara really did love the Moulin-Rouge; that was one of the main reasons why Naruto particularly stole that piece for him.
"Well Naruto, I think we should uh—leave..." Jiraiya started.
"Jiraiya? It is you...so how's life as a writer?" Orochimaru smirked as he looked over at Jiraiya.
"It's fine, Orochimaru...I've got to go...come on Naruto..." Jiraiya said as he grabbed his luggage making his way to the exit.
Naruto glanced awkwardly to and from Jiraiya to Orochimaru, who was smirking wickedly; as one question floated through Naruto's head: 'had Orochimaru known my uncle?' as he ran to catch up with Jiraiya.
Sasuke sighed as he followed, "I'll be at work in a while..."
"Sasuke...can you get me Jiraiya's autograph??" Kakashi said sounding like a love-stricken fan girl.
"No..."
"Please? I haven't asked you for any favors lately!" Kakashi said beaming.
"Yes you have, and it was to retrieve your lube, and still no..." Sasuke said walking away.
"You suck!" Kakashi pouted as he watched them leave. Damn his work, if he didn't have to chauffeur some old guy around town he would've ran back to get his damn autograph. Damn the children of America today, their so lazy, although Sasuke wasn't a child he sometimes acted a lot like one. Self centered.
As Sasuke got into his car he looked in his rearview mirror at Naruto's uncle and to the side at Naruto, he started his car. Damn I ask myself why I keep getting myself in these predicaments.
As it turns out Sasuke can't cope well with awkward silences he turned on his cd player, not knowing what was in there last, praying to God it wasn't NSYNC, that was the last time he'd let Kakashi borrow his car again.
Hand in mine, into your icy blues
And then I'd say to you we could take to the highway
With this trunk of ammunition too
I'd end my days with you in a hail of bullets...
Sasuke sighed, it wasn't NYSNC, although it was My Chemical Romance, that didn't bother him, that just made him wonder: 'Is my brother that emo?' Obito was the one of the last people (besides himself, but Sasuke doesn't listen to the radio much) to use his car.
I'm trying, I'm trying I would drive on to the end with you
To let you know just how much you mean to me
And after all the things we put each other through and
A liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full
And I feel like there's nothing left to do
But prove myself to you and we'll keep it running
Before Sasuke knew it he was infront of Gaara's house (or the Konoha Demon base, he had gotten directions from Naruto as soon as he started his car.) "Well you're here..."
"Thanks once again Sasuke. Really you've helped me out a great deal..." Naruto said getting out of the car. "I can't tell you how much this means to me..."
"You don't have to thank me...take this as an apology for hitting you with my car." Sasuke said as his cheeks reddened slightly.
"Okay! Thanks again Sasuke!"
-Inside the torture chambers-
"As lead rains, will pass on through our phantoms. Forever, forever, like scarecrows that fuel this flame we're burning. Forever, and ever, know how much I want to show you you're the only one. Like a bed of roses there's a dozen reasons in this gun. And as we're falling down, and in this pool of blood. And as we're touching hands, and as we're falling down. And in this pool of blood, and as we're falling down. I'll see your eyes, and in this pool of blood. I'll meet your eyes, I mean this forever." Gaara hummed to himself happily as he continued torturing Hayate.
"Shu, the bell rang." A voice called from outside.
"Well answer it...you stay here...and don't touch anything..." Gaara said wiping the specks of blood off on a towel, with that Gaara headed upstairs.
"Oh hi Jiraiya, Naruto." Shikamaru said opening the door.
"It's nice seeing you again Shikamaru..." Jiraiya said handing Shikamaru his bags. "Nice place you got here—whose is it?" Jiraiya said looking around.
"—it's mine Jiraiya...and it's pleasant to see you again..." Gaara said.
"Gaara, it's nice seeing you again." Jiraiya said pulling Gaara in a hug.
Gaara, who didn't return the hug looked at Naruto, "who brought you here?" But it was too late; Gaara didn't need Naruto's answer, for his eyes met the eyes of Sasuke Uchiha's.
Anonymous Saru: YAY! Yet another chapter done!
Naruto: YAY lets have a party!
Sasuke: Kanae I have a question...why are you updating today (2/25) instead of March??
Anonymous Saru: Because m'dear Sasuke, I'll be a very busy person next week...so I won't have a time to update...and I'll prolli be getting grounded or something coz of report cards (although I'm not failing anything...they just aren't what I want...cough more like what my mom wants...
Neji: YAY I was in this chapter!!
Zabuza: ...
Haku: Kanae would like to say she hearts MCR's album "I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" song: Demolition Lovers :3
Anonymous Saru: yesh :D totally what Haku said...and I'm sorry if things seem to be "WTF" mostly around the end...I wanted to get this done tonight and yah...
Sasuke: Yeah Kanae's a bit scatterbrained...
Anonymous Saru: you don't have the right to talk you hoe bag! I saw the episode where you return and you're such a bitch!! D:
Gaara: ...you two are idiots...
Pink Hippo: yay! I'm in the story and I'm not even in the series!! Woohoo! Go lame Valentines Day presents!!
Obito: Kanae would like to say sorry for those who actually read "Be Mine?" that she posted on v-day...she thought it through once more and decided against it :D
Sai: Oro's a freaky snake guy!
Orochimaru: I am not a freaky snake guy!!!
Kabuto: Stop the madness!
Anonymous Saru: oh yeah Neji's nickname--Kago no Tori Caged Bird :D go me...I'm witty!
