I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Judai's Room
"I beseech thee. O Duel God, depending on how I score on today's monthly test, I can get promoted from Slifer Red to Ra Yellow! This is sure to be my… Resurrection of the Dead (Monster Reborn)!", loudly prays Sho to a picture of Slifer while wearing a bunch of monster reborn cards for some reason. All while Judai snores in the background.
"Please save poor Sho from the Cemetery (Graveyard)! I beg of you, please!", he prays harder.
BRIIIIIINNNGGGG!
"Gaaaaaah!", Jumps Sho in fright. He turns to see where the noise came from.
Turns out it was Judai's alarm clock, it wasn't much help seeing as its owner was still asleep…
"Oh, it's just the alarm clock…But Big Bro Judai sure is relaxed. He doesn't do any studying for the test, comes back to the dorm and just sleeps. Yama's no better, he's just off chasing skirts and getting the whole female population to beat the crap out of him".
Sho puts a hand on Judai's shoulder in an attempt to wake him up.
"Big Bro, you're gonna be late for the test! Big Bro!".
Judai launches his fists out while sleeping accidently socking Sho in the face.
"My turn! Draw!", he shouts. Looks like he duels even while sleeping…
"Ouch! Geez! Your turns over!", Sho nurses the underside of his chin. "I said you're going to be late for the test! Come on I need you and Yama to wake up!".
"Sho, you're way too soft. The test has you compete in your own dorm in both a practical and written portion. That means all members of Slifer Red are your enemy", Hayato says atop his bed.
"N-No way…my enemy?".
"And since he beat Professor Chronos, Yama's especially closest to Ra Yellow out of all of the Slifer Red's here. Not to mention Judai being on the same level, they both could get in easily. If we just leave them and don't wake them up, we'll gain an advantage".
"I couldn't possibly do that to my Big Bro as his Little Bro or to my friend!", Sho says getting angry at Hayato's selfishness.
"Big Bro! Wake up, Big Bro!", Sho attempts to wake Judai again. "The test's gonna start, Big Bro!".
"Big Bro, darn it! Big Bro!", Sho tries again to no avail. Fearing for his own lateness he begins rushing out the door. Hayato sweatdrops as Sho leaves.
'That's right. This is a duelist's battlefield. I have to beat them before they beat me! I'm trying to be a hard-boiled duelist!', Sho thinks as he rushes towards the exam.
Yama's Room
Darkness…Alone in this void…Yama sits where he always does when he dreams most of the time.
'How long has it been since I was able to dream? I remember I stopped when I was young, around 7. That's when my life changed, when people like myself were persecuted for things we had no control over…', Yama thinks in silence. The life from his eyes gone, replaced with a numb of nothingness.
"Hooo~. How long are you going to sit there like a little emo shit? Hihihi", chuckles a shadowy figure behind him. If one was to look they could make out a humanoid figure pitch black while smoke comes off of it. The only other color would be its bright white teeth that seems to be in a constant vicious smile.
"I see you've also come with me, guess I didn't come alone haha", darkly chuckles Yama.
"Gahaha~. Yup, just like that character pair from that game you played. What did they always say?".
"Never one…", starts Yama.
"Without the other…", growls the creature now above Yama. It's outside features slowly morphing into a furrish outline and extended maw. It's teeth still pale white as its eyes gain a pale blue iris white neon yellow pupils.
"Why do you act like a fool?", the creature growls out.
"There's an Indian proverb, 'Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they're fooling you'".
"Grrr. Can't you explain in simpler words? Or do you like sounding smart?", it snaps.
A small smile adorns Yama's face, "Well sometimes when we meet strangers or acquaintances they think we're a fool when they don't know anything about us. They are the fools that don't know anything about us that when in fact know many things. When they act like fools, you can literally identify them with their awkward responses. So, it's better sometimes you take the role of a fool and make a fool of the fool who thinks they are fooling you." Yama says before frowning again.
"Hnng. Looks like you've learned from your past not to trust others", it smiles viciously.
Yama says nothing, and this seems to please the beast. It morphs into a long black serpent while changing its eyes to a neon green. It slithers across Yama and slowly wraps around him as it talks into his ear.
"Still being a pervert? Why?", it begins flickering its tongue.
"Marilyn Monroe said it best, 'imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring".
"You're doing it again!", it hisses.
"Sigh* How often does a perverted idiot seem suspicious to you? In every manga and anime, we've seen the hapless idiotic pervert always seems to survive until the end".
"And why did you stand up for that midget?".
"Better to be friends with everyone, than alone and be an open target. And besides he was part of the main cast. If I stick with them I should be able to survive anything this place throws at us".
"Really? So being the perverted idiot eh? Don't you think it's a bit cliché?".
"Better to be a dumb open pervert, rather than a closet one".
"And why is that?".
"If I became a closet pervert I'd be dangerous creepy, out in the open I'm pathetic and creepy".
The creature begins to morph back into its shadowy human form, "Tell me what I told you before" it whispers in his ear.
"Never let them see you hurting. Never let them see you crying, because even if they tell you that they feel bad for what they did to cause you so much pain, deep down they have a sadistic smile knowing they broke you…", Yama responds in a monotone voice as he recites his mantra.
"Good, good. But it looks like times for you to awaken from this dark dream", it says as light begins to envelop him.
As Yama opens his eyes he can hear the creature's voice one more time, "Remember, without me you are alone".
As he opens his eyes he is greeted with his empty room. He gets up to shower and then dress himself. As he puts his duel deck in his pocket he takes one last look in the bathroom mirror. His eyes are a soulless brown combining with his void face. He takes a deep breath as he closes his eyes.
"Smile, smile, smile", he whispers to himself. He takes another look and puts a smile on as the "life" returns to his eyes. 'Time for another day at school…', he thinks as he steps outside.
He's met by Judai who bursts out of the kitchen area. The two lock eyes as Judai rushes up and grabs Yama's hand and pulls him along.
"What the-?".
"Come on Yama! We're gonna be late for exams!".
Realization hits Yama that he forgot about the promotion exams today!
"Shit! Book it!", he shouts as they rush off. "How late are we?".
"Late!", responds Judai.
"We're late! We're late! We're late!", they shout in unison.
As they're running they notice and older, heavy set women seems to be trying to push a car up the academy road. They pass her when suddenly Judai stops and looks back.
"? What's up Judai?", Yama asks as he stops but is still running in place.
"Gah! I'm a sucker for these kinds of situations!", sighs Judai as he rushes to help out.
Yama looks at him and back at the academy twice. "Grah! Bleeding hearts of the world unite!", grumbles Yama as he goes to help too.
"We'll give you a hand old lady!", Judai and Yama go to the bumper of the care and begin pushing.
"You'll be late! Don't you boys have a test today?".
"Naw, you're just imagining that", Yama grunts as he pushes.
"Besides, so what if we're late? We can't ignore an old lady in trouble!".
"We could if you didn't have such a bleeding heart", grunts Yama to himself.
The car begins rolling backwards, "Gah! Less chatting more pushing!", says Yama.
"Don't worry, we can handle this!", grins Judai.
"Speak for yourself!".
"Thanks boys", smiles the old lady as they begin pushing the car up the hill.
Classroom
"Big Bro…Big Bro…I'm so sorry…Big Bro…", says Sho asleep during the exam.
"Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable!", calls out a voice startling Sho awake.
"There's no point in studying to the bone just to doze off, you jerk", chuckles Judai.
"Glad to see you were worried about me too Sho…", frowns Yama as he crosses his arms.
"Big Bro! Yama!".
"You're being a pest you Slifer Reds! Shut your trap!", shouts someone above them.
Everyone looks up to see a pissed of Jun. "If you don't plan on taking the test then, beat it!".
"You need to chill Jun or else you'll get wrinkles", Yama snickers.
"Yama-kun, Judai-kun, come down here and get a testing sheet-nya. There's not much time left-nya", Daitokuji-sensei says.
"Coming Sensei!", they say in unison.
'Th-They're mocking us…being thirty minutes late means they don't have any consideration for the written test', Momoe thinks with an angry tick on her face and a trembling snarls.
'The nerve of those two! Disturbing the rest of us', glares Junko.
'Oh thank god you made it here Judai-kun', thinks Asuka shooting him a smile that he doesn't seem to notice. But Yama did, and he thought it was for him. So he blew her a kiss and she cringed in response.
'How can the two of them be so negligent and yet have such considerable skills?!', Daichi ponders to himself.
'How did a guy like him beat professor Chronos', bitterly thinks Momoe.
'How…?', Asuka glances at Yama. The only available seats are next to Jun and Sho. Judai takes the latter while Yama takes the former. Judai lays his head down to sleep and Sho after trying to focus on the test soon falls asleep too has both start to loudly snore. Yama after seeing the two just shrugs and follows their lead falling asleep and begins to sleep talk.
"Oh Momoe-chan, you dirty girl buhihi".
The entire room begins to giggle as Momoe turns red, she scowls as she begins plotting ways to murder that fatty. She turns to see Junko pointing and giggling at her, "Pffhahah~."
"Grrrr.".
"Oh Junko-chan, why of course you can join us. And I just love that outfit, let me help you out of it~".
Now it's Junko's turn to turn red as she hears people whispering and giggling. She looks at Momoe who's sporting a shit eating grin with a 'how do you lie them apples' look.
She then glares at the source of her misfortune as he sleeps peacefully, 'I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Him!', she thinks as her anger causes her to snap her pencil.
In a hallway up near the top floor a sinister man peaks out the corner, professor Chronos smiles with glee at the sleep Slifer.
"He finished himself off on the written test, as I suspected! All that's left is the practical skills test, hohohoho", he chuckles to himself.
'I look forward to that!', he covers his mouth from laughter.
After Class
As soon as the bell rings every student rushes out the room like a herd of elephants. Jun sends his goons out while the girls leave to prepare for the exam later. The trio are still fast asleep.
"Hey, you three! Wake up! The test is over!", Daichi shakes the slifers awake.
"Ahhhh!", jumps Sho. "Now I've done it…why do I even study?", sighs Sho shaking his head.
"Don't sweat it. The skills test this afternoon is where it counts.", smiles Judai.
"Argh, always woken up at the best part!", says Yama miffed off.
"What were you dreaming about?", asks Sho.
"All I'll say is that involved me and Asuka with a hell of a lot of whipped cream".
…
"I want that dream", Shoo whispers to himself.
"Is there anything in your head besides girls?", sighs Daichi.
"I don't know, haven't checked".
"…. whatever. Everyone's at the store right now. There's a large quantity of brand new rare cards the fleet dropped off during lunch", says Daichi.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What do you mean 'the fleet'?", Yama puts his hands up to stop Daichi.
"The personal navy fleet that Kaiba uses to transfer duel cards to all his academy's. they guard the cards from pirates and any other villainous people who would try to take our cards.".
"You're telling me, that an ENTIRE NAVY FLEET travels the world to transfer children's playing cards. And that there are people who would do anything to be able to steal said children's playing cards", Yama enunciates.
"Yes", responds Daichi as if Yama was asking him about the weather.
Yama pulls out one of his cards, "One of these children's playing cards that is made from cardboard?".
"Yes".
…
'…WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD?!'.
"You guys are missing the point! There's a bunch of rare cards out there and we're in here!", Sho waves his arms frantically.
"Why are you here then?", asks Judai.
"Please, I'm confident in my deck as it is. I don't need any new cards", Daich says cockily.
"Koff*Cocky piece of shit. Koff*", Yama fake coughs into his hand.
"What was that?", Daich glares,
"Nothing", says Yama sweetly looking away.
"W-What about you Big Bro?", nervously asks Sho.
"I'm…really excited!", shouts Judai with a big smile. "I've just gotta see what kind of cards they've got! Come on let's go Sho, Yama!", Judai grabs both of them and drags them off leaving a trail of dust.
Card Shop
"Cards! Cards! Cards!", and angry mob of students pound the entrance trying to get in.
A rush of armed guarding burst in.
"Who are they?!", the mob asks in unison.
"Move back! Move back!", shout the guards as they make a pathway.
"What you guys want…", says the Navy commander carrying a suitcase. "…is right in here!", he says showing them the suitcase. This sight causes the mob to cheer.
"And we're selling them…right now", he grins as he enters the store.
"At last the rare cards are…", they all say rushing in the shop excitedly. Suddenly they see the empty briefcase with a "Sold" sign. "…not here!", everyone face-vaults. "What's the meaning of this?!".
"This person has purchased them all", says the card shop employee sweetly as she points to a tall figure in a black raggedy coat and hat.
"This guy?!".
"I have already paid the price in full", the figure says snobbishly.
"That's low!".
"Why you dirty little…".
"Hogging them all to yourself, huh?".
"You fiend!".
Hallway towards the Card Shop
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!", yells Judai as him, Sho, and Yama run.
"I-Gasp*can't-Pant*keep-Huff*this-Wheeze*up!", gasps Yama loudly as sweat pours from his face, under boobs, and pits.
"Oh man! Yama you reek!", shouts Sho as he pinches nose.
"Can it!", he pants as the trio reach their destination.
Upon entering the card shop the slifer's notice that it's eerily empty.
"What happened…?", asks Yama.
"If no one's here…", begins Sho.
"…does that mean they've all been bought already?!", finishes Judai.
The trio run up to the counter where the young card shop employee is.
"Granny! Granny!", begins Judai which causes the card shop girl to scowl.
"Uh…miss. Where are the new cards?", asks Sho politely.
"Well, there were a lot of students here to buy cards…and this is the only one we have left", she says sliding down a lone pack of cards.
"H-Huh?! J-Just one?!", Judai and Sho say in unison.
"Argh! Seriously!", growls Yama.
"What should we do Big Bro, Yama? We bombed our written test, so if we can at least beef up our decks for the practical part…", says Sho.
"It's okay. You buy it, Sho", smiles Judai.
"You're letting me have it? What about Yama?".
"Sho he's right. You take it, Ra knows you need it more".
"…I'm too desperate to dispute you right now…".
"Wait right there", says an older voice as a heavy set woman walks up.
"Ah, it's the granny from this morning!", smiles Judai.
"It's not 'Granny'. Call me 'Tomoe' to-me", she says.
"So, you work at the store, Tomoe-san?", asks Yama.
"Do you guys know here?".
"I know many women Sho", smirks Yama.
"…".
"…shut up Sho".
"Hey!".
"That aside, come on over here", she flags the two over. she begins to giggle as Yama and Judai come over, "I've got something nice for you boys".
Academy Stair Ways
Gren, Jun, and Shun are walking towards the exam station.
"Who was that guy? How dare he buy up all those cards…", says Gren.
"We weren't able to by a single thing…", says Shun glumly.
"What'll we do about this afternoons test?", asks Gren.
"Just keep calm. You don't need to stock up on any new cards for some dumb monthly test. There's no Obelisk Blue that can beat me, anyway", Jun says confidently.
"But what if your opponent was Yama Moroboshi?", says a voice on the upper stair level.
"What?", growls Jun as he and his goons turn towards a mysteriously dressed man.
"Can you beat Yama with your deck as it is?", the figure asks.
"You're the one…who bought up all the cards!", says Shun.
"Those cards are all…right here!", says the figure as he busts open his cape.
"Ahhh! A flasher! Cover your eyes!", screams Jun as the trio quickly shield their eyes.
"I'm not a flasher!", screams the figure.
"That's exactly what a flasher would say!", yells Jun refusing to open his eyes.
"Signore Manjoume open your eyes!".
"Wait, signore?", Jun slowly opens his eyes as he now looks at the figure to see professor Chronos. His hat taken off and his jacket open, revealing all the rare cards.
"Why did you buy those cards?", Jun asks skeptically.
"A fat slob like Yama Moroboshi must be crushed by elites just like yourselves before it's too late. That's why I'm instructing you to do it! Fight against Yama!", shouts Chronos pointing at Jun.
"But the practical test is conducted between members of the same dorm", says Jun.
"Leave everything to me! And we'll make that fatso remember that we elites are the rare ones around here! Ohohohohohoho!", grins Chronos.
Dueling Arena
"?! Why the hell am I dueling Jun?", asks Yama incredulously.
"That's Manjoume-sama to you!", shouts Jun.
"Since you scored well on your entry exam, you wouldn't match up evenly against any Slifer Red student. Which is why we have judged Signore Manjoume is a much more suitable opponent for you. Of course, if you win, you'll be promoted to Ra Yellow. So how does that sound to you, Yama Moroboshi-kun? Will you accept this offer?", wickedly smiles Chronos.
Audience
Judai, Daichi, Sho, Asuka, Junko, and Momoe all meet up and sit together.
'I knew it, Yama's awesome', thinks Sho.
'Let's see some more of what you got Yama!', Judai smiles.
'If Yama wins, he'll be in the same dorm I am. He's just enrolled here and he's already…', analyzes Daichi.
"This isn't going to be a fair fight!", growls Asuka. "Jun-kun's one of the best duelists we have!".
"Perfect", smirks Junko a she crosses her arms. "It's time someone turned that guy into some pulled pork!".
"He won't get lucky this time", Momoe mimic's Junko and crosses her arms while smirking.
Arena
"Fine by me. It's about time I knock that snobbish look off your face Jun-chan", smirks Yama.
"I'm gonna make ground pork outta you!", growls Jun.
Yama turns to the audience, "Cheer for me my lovelies~!", he says in a sing song voice.
"Drop dead!".
"Go Manjoume-kun!".
"Gah?!", Yama falls backwards.
"Haha, looks like even they want me to win", Jun laughs.
"Grrrr".
"Duel!", they yell in unison.
Jun 4000LP/Yama 4000LP
Yama draw's his first five: Blade Knight, X-Head Cannon, Lord of D., Tri-Horned Dragon, and Double Costcon.
"I'll start us off!", says Yama as he draws his first card to reveal The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh.
'?! This is one of those new cards I got from the old lady!'.
"Alright first I use the spell card The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh to bring a Kuriboh from my deck to my hand!".
Yama's card shines brightly as it is replaced with his angry Kuriboh.
"Next I summon Double Costcon in attack mode!".
A black lava lamp creature emerges with its conjoined twin both having their tongues hang out.
ATK 1700
"I end my turn!".
"Your worthless monster just shows how fragile you are!", yells Jun.
"My turn, Draw!".
Jun glances at the card he drew and smirks, 'And already, it's a rare card I got from professor Chronos…'.
"I activate the spell card Magical Mallet! By shuffling this card, along with any cards I don't want in my hand, back into my deck…I'll draw that many new cards! And now I'll…", Jun shows four cards.
"Huh? He's going to replace all four cards?!", exclaims Sho.
"If you can drop any cards from your hand you don't want and replace them…the chances of getting the cards you want increases dramatically", adds Daichi.
"Add onto that Magical Mallet isn't a onetime use card", smirks Junko.
"Since it's returning to my deck, it'll keep coming back into my hand!", grins Jun as he draws it again.
'WTF is this OP bullshit!", thinks Yama.
"I activate Magical Mallet again! I'll return Mallet and another card to draw two new cards! Now I summon V-Tiger Jet in attack mode!".
A robotic transformer rip-off tiger flies in.
ATK 1600
"Next I activate the continuous spell Frontline Base which lets me special summon a lvl 4 or lower union type monster from my hand! And I choose W-Wing Catapult!".
A blue jet flies in next to the tiger.
ATK 1300
"Now watch this! I combine my V-Tiger Jet with my W-Wing Catapult to form VW-Tiger Catapult!".
The two machines fly into the sky and begin locking in place with each other.
ATK 2000
"Ahh! That's some card!", says Momoe.
"Yeah, and it does more than just look cool", grimaces Asuka.
"You feeling scared Slacker? However, my turn isn't even over yet! Next I activate VW's special ability! I discard 1 card and can change the battle position of any monster on your field", Jun smiles as he discards a card and turns my Costcon into defense mode.
DEF 1650
'Why would Jun do that? He could have gotten off some damage if he just attacked! Something's off, and my gut's telling me it has to do with what he just discarded…', Judai quietly ponders over what's going on. A small stream of sweat runs down his cheek as he worries for his friend.
"Here I go Yama! VW-Tiger Missiles Fire! Eradicate Costcon!", commands Jun.
The combined machine lets loose a volley of rockets with smash into Yama's monster, completely destroying it.
"Gah!".
"Yama!", shouts Sho.
Up in the stands Chronos watches in delight as Jun begins crushing Yama. Next to him stands the chancellor of the school.
"Bravo! Signore Manjoume has certainly mastered the tactics he's added to their fullest", happily says Chronos.
"Next I set a facedown and end my turn!".
"Alright looks like it's time I bring the hurt! Draw!", exclaims Yama in frustration. He looks at the card he drew, Pot of Greed.
"Yes! I activate the spell card Pot of Greed!", she shouts adding his two cards. Those two turn out to be Skill Drain and Multiply.
'Perfect! I just need one more card to complete the combo I've got in mind!".
"I set one card facedown and set a monster face down in defense mode! I end my turn!".
"Oh no that' not good", worries Sho.
"Indeed, in the face of the Tiger Jet the best he can do is try and play defensively", grimaces Diachi.
"Even then, that ability makes it impossible to do so", adds Asuka. 'Come on Yama that can't be all you got, you beat me after all!'.
"Isn't it wonderful?", says Junko.
"Yeah, hopefully this lose will help that pigs ego problem", giggles Momoe. The rest of the group sweatdrop as these two cheer Jun on.
"My turn! Draw! And fist off, I'll summon X-Head Cannon in attack mode!".
Electricity shoots out below as this armored cannon makes its presence known.
ATK 1800
"Now thanks to Frontline Base I can special summon Z-Metal Tank in attack mode!".
The mechanical spider crawls out from the floor.
ATK 1500
"Ah, shit! I know this combo, grimaces Yama. The irony of Jun pulling off this combo when's he's got the exact same trio in his deck, oof.
"Since he's got X and Z all he needs left is!", shouts Sho terrified.
"Next I activate my continuous trap, Call of the Haunted! This lets me special summon one monster from my graveyard! And I choose the one I discarded earlier! Y-Dragon Head!".
Smoke appears from the ground as the mechanical dragon flies through the skies before landing.
ATK 1500
"It's Y!", shouts Asuka.
"This is bad!", grimaces Judai.
"Here I go Yama! I combine X, Y, and Z to form XYZ-Dragon Cannon!".
The three machines fly into the air as they quickly lock in with each other.
ATK 2800
One of Yama's own boss monsters stares him down.
'Aw shit, man come on I really need a miracle, and soon!'.
"There's two monsters who attacks are both greater than 2000, I think it's safe to say it's over for that Slacker" grins Momoe.
"Hey knock it off!", shouts someone.
Startled the group looks at the shouter, Judai. "Don't underestimate Yama, he's gonna pull though!". 'You will wontcha' Yama?'.
"I ain't done yet! Now I combine my VW-Tiger Catapult with my XYZ-Dragon Cannon to form the all-powerful VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon!", Jun thrusts his hand into the sky.
The two machines dance in the sky one final time as they form their final form, a giant Japanese mecha! (I bet there's porn about these things combining...)
ATK 3000
The whole group grimaces as they wonder Yama could possibly comeback now!
'This is excellent! Soon that little squirt is going to be shot out of here!', thinks Chronos with glee.
"Now his ability activates, which allows me to banish 1 card on your field. And I choose that set monster!".
"Not so fast!", responds Yama. "By paying 1000 life points I activate my continuous trap, Skill Drain!", Yama's trap flips face up and suddenly VWXYZ hunches over slightly as it appears to have it's energy slightly drained.
"What the!".
"Skill Drain lets me negate the abilities of all monsters on the field just by paying 1000 life points!".
Jun 4000LP/Yama 4000→3000LP
"Awesome, Yama!", cheers Judai.
"He just turned that monster into a 3000 ATK beat stick!", a small smile forms on Asuka's face as she and the group stare more intensely at the duel.
"He might actually have a shot now", smiles Sho.
"Lucky little turd!", growls Junko.
"Grrr! That's fine, I guess I'll do this the old fashioned way and attack that monster!".
His giant machine releases another volley of rockets as it destroys my face down monster: X-Head Cannon.
DEF 1500
"Soon you'll lose this duel and everyone will know how pathetic you are! Ahahahahahaha!", bellows Jun.
"Buhiiiiii!".
'Come on I need 'that' card to turn this around!', thinks Yama as he begins to squirm. 'It all comes down to this!'.
"Draw!".
Yama looks at the card and a sense of joy and relief floods his body.
"You've played well Jun, but it's almost lunch and I just can't miss that", wickedly grins Yama.
"What are you babbling about? Or did you forget my 3000 ATK?", mocks Jun.
"Naw, how could I? it's just I drew the key to your defeat!".
"And what monster could that be? I know the strongest thing you've got in that trash deck is only that Tri-Horned Dragon! And that's got only 2850 attack, you have nothing than can beat my monster!".
"Oh yes I do", says Yama defiantly. 'At least now I do'.
"Behold the monster that'll end turn this duel around! I summon Kuriboh, in attack mode!".
Out from the card pops out my Kuriboh, glaring at Jun with a wicked smirk on its face.
ATK 300
"Ahhhhh! It's sooo cute!", gushes Momoe.
"Just look at that little fluff ball. Ohhhh~! I just wanna squeeze him", says Junko as both girls and every other girl begins squealing and fan-girling over the little puffball.
Kuriboh turns towards the crowd with a snarl, "Raaagh! Raa! Wraghrgh!" he barks out.
"Awww~, he's even cute when he's mad", gushes both girls.
Kuriboh just face vaults. It turns to Yama and starts sniffling almost like he wants him to do something about it.
'Why is it staring at me like that? And man these graphics make it look so realistic, like it's actually trying to talk to me!'.
A loud snarky laugh catches Yama's attention.
"Ahahahaahahaahahaha! That little fur-sack is gonna beat my monster? Ahahahahahaha!", heartily laughs Jun.
"Laugh it up while you still can Jun-chan", Yama smiles. "Next I'll set two cards facedown and end my turn", Yama says with confidence.
"Haha looks like he's finally given up!", laughs Junko.
"Well he pulled though long enough, but there wasn't much he could do against Manjoume-kun", Momoes says also giggling.
Asuka scowls at how inconsiderate her friends could be.
However, Judai and Sho have huge shit eating grins plastered on their faces.
"Something tells me you two know something. Care to share?", asks Daichi with a raised eyebrow and arms crossed. His statement causes the two girls to stop giggling and all four of them focus on the two Slifers.
"Naw, you'll see soon enough", smiles Judai cryptically.
Momoe and Junko gulp loudly, thinking they might have spoken too soon.
"Whatever slacker, if you wanna lose that badly I'll be happy to oblige! Draw! VWXYZ attack his Kuriboh!".
"Not so fast Jun! I activate my facedown quick play spell card Multiply!".
"Multiply?!", growls Jun.
"Yeah, you see when a mommy Kuriboh and a Daddy Kuriboh love each over very much they multiply", snickers Yama. In four poofs of smoke four identical Kuriboh's grace his field filling up all his monster slots.
"That doesn't change anything! My attack's still gonna go through! Attack the middle one!".
"Woopsie, you activated my other facedown", viscously grins Yama.
"Gahhrrrr!".
"I activate another quick play spell card, Detonate!".
"Detonate? What's that?", asks Jun.
"Detonate is a quick play spell card that when activated allows the user to sacrifice as many 'Kuriboh's' they have to destroy that many cards on the field", Yama explains loudly. As does this four of his Kuriboh's become encased in a clear jell like substance.
"He's had this whole thing planned out!", shouts Daichi jumping up.
"Wh-What do you mean he planned it out?", Junko asks still startled by the sudden outburst.
"When he first used The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh I thought it was just to get Kuriboh and thin his deck a little. But, he never used it. He kept it on him probably hoping he wouldn't need to use it. He held on biding his time and waiting for the right cards to appear in his hand. Now that he's got five Kuriboh's on the field that means", explains Daichi.
"He could possibly clear the whole field!", exclaims Momoe covering her mouth in shock.
"N-No way! When did you get these rare cards!", exclaims Jun frantically.
Flashback
"Sweet I got some awesome cards!", yells Judai.
"What'd you get?", inquires Yama.
"I got Winged Kuriboh LV10, Muliply, and 2 The flute of Summoning Kuriboh's!", exclaims Judai giddily. "Aww man, it says I need a card called Transcendent Wings…", he adds gloomily.
"Let's see what I got", says Yama tearing open the pack. "Okay I got: Kuriboh, Transcendent Wings, Detonate, and Berserker Crush".
"Wait what's up with that Kuriboh?!", exclaims Sho.
The group look over the card to see a different version than the one the king of games uses. Its eyes are angled into an angry glare as some form of yellow energy flows out of it.
"It's one of those alternate artworks!", exclaims Sho.
"What?", replies Yama.
"A few packs ago they started to release a small number of alternate card art cards into distribution based on older cards that famous duelists used! It's my first time seeing one!".
"Forget that! Yama please we gotta trade, I need that Transcendent Wings card!", begs Judai as he glomps on Yama.
"Alright, alright get off me!", yells Yama as he pries Judai off him. "We'll swap, I'll give you Transcendent Wings and Berserker Crush for your Multiply and a copy of The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh. Deal?".
"Deal!".
Flashback Over
"Heh, I know a girl", responds Yama. "Now I told you this little guy would bring about your lose, didn't I Jun-chan?", Yama says with a shit eating grin. "Go Kuriboh! Latch onto his Call of the Haunted, Frontline Base, VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon, and why not my own Skill Drain!".
"Why would he want to destroy his own trap?! It doesn't make any sense!", panics Sho.
"It makes perfect sense Sho-kun. By destroying Skill Drain, now Yama's monsters won't have their abilities negated", explains Asuka.
And with a crooked smile adorning all their faces each Kuriboh latches onto their targets. "Now Kamikaze this mother fucker!", shouts Yama. The four Kuribioh begin to glows before self-destructing.
"Gaaaaaahhhhh!", Jun covers himself from the wind knocked up by the explosions. Once the smoke settles the only thing remaining is Yama's middle Kuriboh, still sorting a shit eating smile as it leaves its mouth open to show off its fangs.
"This doesn't change anything! I still have 3000 more life points than you and a whole swarm of rare cards just waiting to rip you a new one!", shouts Jun, refusing to accept his lose.
"Well Jun that's where you're wrong".
"?!".
"Because, soon it's gonna be my turn. And all I need a certain card that'll end this thing!".
"Grr, we'll see Slacker! I end my turn!".
"Draw!".
Yama looks at his card and his smile reaches new lengths of shit eatery.
"Just the card I was looking for! I activate the spell card Monster Reborn! And I choose to bring back VWXYZ-Dragon Catapult Cannon to my side of the feild!".
ATK 3000
A large crash of blue lightening hits the field revealing Jun's boss monster. The arena goes silent as Yama continues his turn.
"Now I still have my normal summon! And I use it to summon Blade Knight in attack mode!".
A knight in shining and quite slimming black armor enters the field.
ATK 1600
"Now VWXYZ attack Jun directly".
Said mecha launches another barrage of missiles.
"Aahhhhh!".
Jun 4000→1000LP/Yama 3000 LP
"Kuriboh you're up next!".
Kuriboh launches himself right into Jun's gut making him bend over a little.
"Oof!".
Jun 1000→700LP/Yama 3000LP
"And Blade Knight finish this up!".
The dark knight lunges straight at Jun hitting him square in the chest and knocking him on his back.
"Gaaaah!".
Jun 700→0000LP/Yama 3000LP
"Buhihihi! Better luck next time Jun!".
The crowd bursts into cheers as confetti drops from the ceiling. Even Momoe and Junko are hollering a whooping for Yama's victory!
"You did it Yama!", cheers Sho.
In the viewing box Chronos looks utterly devastated. "To have that many rare cards and lose…".
"It appears that there were grounds for him beating you Chronos-Sensei.
Chronos recoils in anger, "You really must excuse me!", he says as he leaves the box fuming.
"Buhihihi! You many now throw your panties at me ladies!", again all he's met with is a horde of women's shoes.
"Yama…", growls Jun as he leaves the arena to nurse his pride.
"Hey! Hey Yama nice game!", shouts Judai as he pats Yama's back.
"You gotta show me some moves!", exclaims Sho.
"Oink?! Get offa me! I don't want a bunch of buys on me!".
"You have shown me Yama Moroboshi. Your trusting in your deck (wait what?), your passionate friendship with your monsters (my what now?), and most importantly, a dueling soul that never gives up in a fight (no but i totally just got lucky though...). These are things I am sure everyone has acknowledged here. So as the winner Yama-kun, you are here by promoted to Ra yellow!", says the Chancellor over the speaker system.
The entire stadium rings with, "Congratulation!".
"Congrats Yama", says Asuka walking up to the boys followed by a reluctant and embarrassed Junko and Momoe.
"Buhihi. It was nothing Asuka-chan! Does that mean I've earned a date?", he says wiggling his eyebrows.
"Ehehe, no", she sweat drops.
"Oink?!", Yama says looking dejected.
"But what I do have is something that Momoe and Junko would like to say to you", says Asuka ash she elbows her friends. Once both of them realize all eyes are on them they get even redder.
"W-We wanted to say that we're sorry…", says Momoe twiddling her fingers.
"For?", adds Asuka like an older sister.
"For mocking you in your duel. It was our bad", says Junko her pride refusing to let her meet anyone's eyes.
"How about a little kiss for forgiveness", says Yama as he puckers his face.
"If it's something you want in the kisser", growls Junko as she begins cracking her knuckles and give it to him only to be pulled back by Momoe and Asuka.
"That's enough outta the both of you", commands Asuka making Yama and Junko look ashamed.
"But still, thanks it means a lot to hear your apology", says Yama with a small smile. A completely normal non-perverted one, and though they'd never admit it. It looked very…. cute on him.
Suddenly they both feel their hearts skip a small beat as heat begins to spread across their cheeks.
"W-Well anyway I have homework to do so I'll see you guys later", says Junko as she powerwalks out in a rush.
"U-Uhm, M-Me to!", says Momoe as she rushes to catch up with her friend.
"What's up with them?", asks Sho.
"I don't know, but I might as well go check up on them. catch you guys later!", says Asuka as she goes after her friends.
"Well then, let me be the first to congratulate you to the Ra dorm Yama", says Daichi as he extends his hand. Yama nods and shakes it.
Hey guys first things first I want to give a humongous thanks and shout-out to our new BETA reader BETAsatchel! Thanks to him there have been improvements to grammar and ideas to the story! SolarAquarion, I am not fully familiar on terminal duel story lines but BETA has informed me a little about it and it sounds interesting. For now, we won't be pursuing it but after at least season one it could be a possibility so please bring it up again at that time! A guy1013, I will keep going thanks! Kirbystarwarrior, you were the biggest influence for this chapter for me. Now Momoe and Junko are both still Obelisk Blue's and remembering how prideful Kaiba is I'm sure he made sure to drill the cards he used into everyone's head. But onto more pressing issues I had to agree with you in saying Yama was mostly just becoming a 1-dimensional pervert character, I was planning on saving his darker side till later on but I think it's better just to have small snippets here and there instead of just dropping it on you guys. I'll also try and turn down the pervy interactions with girls as he becomes more open with himself. If you noticed for Magical Mallet I used what the anime version said for it, as for Detonate I altered it for reasons latter on in the story. Also, i took out Hyozanryu, a Tri-Horned Dragon, a Flute of Summoning Dragon, and Banner of Courage to make room for the four new cards. Now I want everyone's opinion on whether or not to promote Yama to Ra or keep him in Slifer. Beta and I were discussing sending him to Ra, but I also wanted everyone's opinion as well. Lastly I want to ask again for any card choices you guys have in mind to replace some cards in the deck. Well that's all for now and I hope to hear from you guys soon! Bye!
