Warning: Naru/Fem!Sasu. lol.
Disclaimer: Me no own
Summary: Orochimaru performed experimentation that has turned Sasuke into a girl! What is she to do now? Now that Naruto has successfully brought her back to the village? The dobe, of course!


Seducing Sasuke

Chapter 4.

Sasuke refrained from smirking in her amusement when the door suddenly burst open and slammed against the side wall, just as she had expected it to. The raven had managed to get back into the house and slip under her futon before Yamato caught on to why Naruto had suddenly passed out. As of the moment, her eyes were closed as she feigned sleep. She breathed slowly and calmly so that the jonin might believe she was actually deep in sleep and not the cause of dobe's fainting spell. It wouldn't do for them to catch on to anything ahead of time. That idiot shouldn't have been so freaked. Sasuke had to wonder why Naruto ran out the way he did. Surely the dobe has seen breasts before...hasn't he? She couldn't honestly believe that someone who could create a sexy jutsu at the age of 12 would not be familiar with such a private part of a woman's body. It just wasn't possible.

"Captain Yamato!" Sasuke could hear the far-away call of the pink-haired kunoichi and running footsteps appoaching in tandem.

The chakra presences that suddenly evaded her senses and were standing close, perhaps still in the doorway, could be none other than Sakura and that pale freak that had replaced her. Yamato had yet to move from his spot in the middle of the floor.

"Is everything alright?" Sai asked moderately. "I brought Sakura because I assumed that-"

There wasn't any sound for a moment before Sakura interjected, "...Why is Naruto just lying on the ground?"

"Something must have startled him. I tried asking him what was the matter, but he fell unconscious before I could get an answer," Yamato finally replied. His voice came out much closer than Sasuke had expected. She stiffed slightly in her sleep when she could feel a presence kneeling over her.

"Well, that's strange," Sai commented.

It was really hard to keep the smirk from slowly curving her lips into an upward tilt. She shifted slightly in her 'sleeping' position so that the trio wouldn't notice.

"Yeah," spoke Sakura (who's voice was also far too close all of a sudden), "I wonder..."

She pressed a palm to Sasuke's forehead and the raven nearly gave away her act by gasping softly at the icy coolness of Sakura's chakra grazing against her skin.

"Did you see that?"

"Of course," came a startled whisper. Then there was a pause. "Sasuke... are you awake?"

oOo

The next morning Naruto awoke alone inside the cabin. His back was extremely stiff against the hardwood flooring as if he had rolled off of his futon or something. The blond patted the floor on either side of him and grumbled when he could feel nothing but cold wood. So that was why his limbs felt like crap! Some asshole had just dropped him unceremoniously onto the floor as if he were a ragdoll, not even caring to think that he would prefer a comfortable surface to lay on! What a jerk.

He lifted himself slowly (lest he crack his aching back) and exited the house with shuffled feet, (making sure to slam the door especially hard on it's hinges). He stumbled upon the front step of the temporary home to find Sasuke and Sakura sitting quietly at the burnt out fire just a few meters ahead of him. Their backs were to him and he could hear the soft murmur of their voices being carried in the wind. Well, it was only really Sakura's voice. Naruto wasn't so surprised that Sasuke wouldn't say anything back to her. What was there for them to say to one another after three years of their chasing after him and three years of the teme's constant ignoring and refusal?

Technically, they had taken him back against his will, so the blond figured they were lucky enough that Sasuke had agreed stay. He would only think that perhaps the pinkette agreed, therefore she couldn't expect much more out of him. She was probably happy that he hadn't simply walked away from her already. So she just continued on with her one-sided conversation while sitting side by side with the raven. And far too close to Sasuke for it to be a mere coincidence, the blond noted. The pinky finger on her right hand brushed against the ground as she slowly inched her hand toward the raven's.

Naruto scoffed under his breath, an anger rising in the depths of his being that he hadn't felt since the last time Team 7 had gotten together like this. Was that... the only reason she wanted Sasuke to return to Konoha...? It just wasn't fair. Even after Sasuke had been gone for three years...even after everything they'd been through together. She only saw Sasuke...

And then he smiled as a thought occurred to him, his anger subsiding and making way for satisfaction. If she only knew.

"Naruto!" Sakura called, she had turned around and was now smiling at the blond. "You're finally awake."

Sasuke turned her head as well and gave Naruto a smug look that he didn't like at all while Sakura ran up to him. Sasuke had remained seated, her hand coming up to trace circled in the front of her blouse with her pointer finger. The blond bit his lip and averted his eyes to refrain from blushing at the small reminder. He chose to stare down at his feet instead while Sakura continued to chakra inspected him.

"You're fine," she spoke after a minute as if it were impressive that his health was intact. "Do you remember anything Naruto? Why you suddenly passed out last night?"

Naruto remembered distinctly. Everything that had occurred to and around him last night. Ever last detail. But he kept his mouth shut (choosing not to answer Sakura's question) because a certain raven was sending him an especially deadly glare from behind the kunochi's back at that moment. Naruto's face flushed against his will when his brain randomly supplied a flashback of Sasuke topless and flustered and he dropped his head so that he was looking down at the ground again. Sakura eyed him suspiciously with narrowed lids before she rolled her eyes and turned toward Sasuke.

"Alright, guys. Captain Yamato is out scouting the area and Sai is nowhere to be found. Hopefully, they will be back in a short time so if you're planning on doing anything extra before we leave, like washing,"

She glanced disgustedly in Naruto's direction for a moment before she turned to the raven with a blush.

"now's the time to do it."

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow and eyed the girl with what one would call a look of perfectly portrayed innocence. Her big black eyes blinked once and Sasuke smiled in a way that was so unlike Sasuke, it made Naruto's stomach flip. "You want to watch," Sasuke deadpanned, her voice flat as she continued to grin at the pinkette.

Sakura flushed crimson at being accused of something so vulgar. "I would never-"

"Save it," Sasuke cut her off. Everyone knew that she was lying by how her emerald green eyes stayed glued to his chest. Naruto caught the slight movement of Sakura's attention flicker downward (to Sasuke's groin region) for a moment, before she turned away altogether. The blond wanted to be pissed about Sakura openly flirting with Sasuke right in front of him, but something else brought him from commenting on it. Why couldn't she tell that the teme wasn't...how she thinks he is? Naruto glanced at Sasuke's chest, fully expecting to see indicating bumps where his ...tits were located. But it was completely flat! And Naruto was stuck gaping like an idiot as he continued to stare unabashed at the bastard's surprisingly not torn shirt!

"I..." Sakura glanced at something off into the distance before she muttered, "I'll go find Sai." And then she turned away and disappeared behind the trees.

Sasuke and Naruto stood in silence for just a second, before Sasuke smirked at the still gaping dobe and said, "Hn. Let's go."

"Wait, what?"

Then she reached forward and grabbed Naruto roughly by the collar, walking a few steps until Naruto's feet slid across the forest ground. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" the blond squeaked in abject horror, a heavy blush coating his whiskered cheeks. Sasuke rolled her eyes, her eyelids fluttering sexily as she pulled her fringe behind her ear. Although, her face didn't look amused at all. And Naruto couldn't figure out why his heart was quickening at the disgusted look Sasuke was giving him. It made the teme's lips upturn and poke out just a little, making her expression appear very sultry. Naruto couldn't keep his eyes off those moist pink lips.

"Not for what you're thinking, idiot. You're going to stand watch. I'm going to bathe."

Naruto balked for a moment, his lips pursed in a look of indecision. Before Sasuke shot him a look that made him realize he had no other choice but to agree.

"Whatever," the blond grumbled as he slumped like an immature little kid that didn't get his way. "But you don't gotta drag me there, sheesh."

And Sasuke peeled her fingers away at an excruciatingly low pace, slowly easing Naruto from the suffocating feeling in his chest as those dainty fingers skimmed across the front of his jacket and paused. Once Sasuke pulled away, Naruto was able to take release a shaky breath. Fuck, why was he feeling this tingling sensation all over his body? And it was particularly strong on the area in which Sasuke had just touched him...

oOo

Sasuke sighed contentedly as she dipped to her chin in the warm pool of liquid. She had selected an area behind a large rock cliff edge, where onlookers wouldn't be able to spot her until they were just feet apart. The surrounding shrubbery hid her from view while she could curve her neck just slightly to the right and see everything from where she was currently sitting all the way to the spot where they had set up camp. Yamato's house was a great place marker, it could clearly be seen behind several rows of trees. She frowned slightly when she thought of what type of problem that might propose. Perhaps she would have to inform Yamato about that, later...

But first.

Sasuke lifted herself from her seated position in the lake, rivulets of water cascading down her thin frame as she ran a hand through her hair to lift the slick black bangs from her eyes. She caught Naruto's gaze from across the lake and gestured with her pointer finger for him to come near. Sasuke held in a smirk at how comically wide Naruto's eyes grew, knowing full well that it was because she had decided it would be best to use a light transformation jutsu to alter the appearance of her...newly developed 'features'. Just in case Sakura had decided to spy on them, after all. Or Sai, knowing that fag. The water went up to her waist but even still she transformed that part as well. Sasuke narrowed her eyes at Naruto, wondering why the idiot was being hesitant all of a sudden. Since she had transformed, there was really no need for the blond to continue to stand watch. But Sasuke needed to ask the idiot a question.

Besides...if he actually expected her go to back to the village with them, then he would do everything she told him to do. The raven smirked.

"Naruto," she called.

The blond's eyes seemed to widen further and Sasuke swore she could see a tinge of pink coating his cheeks from this distance. Sasuke rolled her eyes at Naruto's innocence. Now, she was seriously wondering if he had ever seen a woman naked. But again, there was no reason for his hesitance, she had covered up her bumps. Sasuke growled under his breath a said slowly enough to where she knew Naruto could hear, "Get your ass over here, usuratonkachi."

"Why!" Naruto demanded.

"Do what I said!"

"No!"

"Whatever, loser!" and Sasuke slumped back into the water and said nonchalantly. "I'm not coming back to Konoha, then."

She never would have believed Naruto could move that fast if he hadn't been standing right in front of her at that moment. Sasuke leaned back as Naruto stood over her, casting a shadow on the dark-haired raven. He looked irritated and was his eyes were narrowed so that only a thin sliver of blue was visible between his lids.

"You're coming," Naruto growled. His arms were crossed in front of his chest, his face flushed with anger. Sasuke lowered her gaze to the oblivious dobe's now thoroughly soaked trashy orange pants, releasing an amused huff of air through her nose. She stood to her full height in the water, her gaze coming back up to see Naruto's eyes wide and following the water trailing down her skin.

His face is even redder now, Sasuke mused inwardly. Does Naruto..?

"Sasuke, he gasped. Then Naruto dropped his arms and leaned forward dangerously close. Sasuke's brain didn't process what was happening until she could feel Naruto's warm breath against her cheek. The raven leaped back and the Sharingan swirled in her eye. Her face burned and it had nothing to do with the sun shining brightly in the sky. As she cast Naruto into another dreamless state, she was all too aware of what the blond had just attempted doing.

oOo

"Everyone packed?"

The trio nodded while Yamato received a grunt from the fourth member. Everyone look a quick glance at Sasuke to verify that the sound had come from him-er, her. Since her voice was so high it almost sounded suspiciously like a curt moan. And it brought forth a suddenly awkward atmosphere which was only stifled further when Sai commented on how good of a bedroom voice she had. Naruto watched as Sasuke lit a chidori in her palm and glared threateningly at her 'replacement', still in disbelief over what Sasuke had shown him just the night before. On several occasions, he found that his eyes would trail down to the raven's shirt without even realizing it and he would wonder if what he had seen had just been a dream.

Except, he had to come to the horrible conclusion that there was no way it was a dream, because when Naruto had finally woken up the, sun was already burning hot against his skin. He yawned loudly as he peeled his eyelids open. The blond lifted his arms over his head in a stretch and looked up into the morning sky, wondering why he could even see the sky if he was in the temportaty house and-oh shit.

He froze and stared wide-eyed at the smug face that had covered his view of the sky and was now looking down at him. The person he had thought was asleep but then a distinct dream (or memory) popped into his head and he sweat-dropped when Sasuke held a finger up to her lips. Naruto knew what that meant. It meant that what Sasuke had told him hadn't been a mere dream...and the raven was threatening him, telling him (practically demanding of him) that he better keep his mouth shut. Or else.

"Oh, Naruto! You're finally awake, thank Kami!" Sasuke moved out of the way as Sakura suddenly appeared leaning over the blonde, a look of worry creasing her brows.

"We didn't know what was wrong with you! Sasuke found me and told me you just collapsed out of nowhere! You had us so worried." Naruto flinched when Sakura brought a glowing green hand down to chakra inspect his forehead, for whatever reason he wasn't sure. He didn't have a headache or anything. On the contrary, he felt refreshed. He would almost classify his condition as 'great', if it weren't for the fact that his heart felt like it was beating faster than it probably should as he took a quick glance to Sakura's right and caught Sasuke's eye. The midnight obsidian of her too large eyes pierced Naruto to the core and he abruptly rose into a sitting position, smacking Sakura's hand away in the process. The girl looked startled for a moment before she narrowed her greens eyes and growled like a beast. She reached forward to pull Naruto by his collar back toward her but he dipped out of arms reach just in time. "Get back here, Naruto! I'm not finished with you yet!"

Naruto ducked and squirmed out of the way of the irate kunoichi's incoming punches and flailing arms and easily scooped up his backpack as he ran around the remains of their burnt out fire. Sakura was hot on his trail, her glove already placed over her hand in preparation of delivering a fierce punch to the idiot. "I'm fine, Sakura!" he insisted, a quick glance behind his back telling him that the distance between them was quickly growing thin. "I was just tired from yesterday, yah know?"

When Naruto leaped into a nearby tree and disappeared behind the leaves and branches Sakura finally gave up chasing him and threw her hands in the air in a motion of irritation. "Fine, idiot!" she barked, walking away to help the others clean up any trace of their short stay, "Stay up there all day, then!"

And Naruto would have done just that, if not for his team departing without him. He reluctantly jumped down to meet them in the center of the clearing, keeping careful to stay a good distance away from Sakura. Unknowingly, he had actually scooted a lot closer to Sasuke than he would have liked. But, since the blond was only focused on not being randomly attacked by the pink-haired kunoichi and not of the consequences of standing right next to the raven, he didn't know what situation he had put himself in until it presented itself right before his very eyes.

"So...everyone packed?"

And this is where they were now.

After Sasuke was done intimidating Sai she dispelled her jutsu and started walking away from the rest of the group. Naruto blinked and then realized exactly what Sasuke was doing. The teme was walking in the opposite direction of Konoha (in the direction they had just come from). He stared in disbelief as his mouth formed to words before his brain even processed what he'd said.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, teme?"

For a second, Sasuke continued on walking as if she hadn't heard him. But after the forth or fifth step she stilled and looked carefully over her shoulder. "Leaving." Then she proceeded to turn back around and walk further away. Naruto stood in disbelief for a moment, wondering why Sasuke had changed his - no, her mind when Naruto hadn't said anything! Not yet, anyway. Shit, she hadn't even given him the chance! The blond took a step forward, but was held back from moving further by a sharp tug to his jacket.

"Naruto, wait. Just," the blond was curious as to why Sakura's voice sounded so sad, but he didn't want to look away,"When you were asleep...Sasuke told us that-"

"Huh?"

Naruto finally looked away from Sasuke's retreating back and the only remaining girl of their team. She looked conflicted for a moment before she blushed and blurted in a hushed whisper,

"He just. Don't worry, he's agreed to come back to Konoha with us. Nothing'll change that."

Naruto nodded slowly, his eyes glued to the raven's back...He didn't dwell on the feeling that there was something Sakura wasn't telling him.


Author's note: Entering Konoha in next chapter.