Disclaimer- I own twilight. I bought it last month at boarders for 15 dollars. OH YEAH
Thanks to all my reviewers..
I'm going to try a funny chapter
EPOV
I had done it. I had pulled off the ultimate revenge for Emmett breaking my stereo. I filled his locker with empty steroid bottles, so that when he opened it, they went everywhere. Everybody already accused him of taking steroids- hes huge. The principal walked by and tripped on the bottles, making it even more hilarious. Emmett is probably plotting his revenge me right- AGH
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD LIFE IS FANTASTIC BECAUSE I'M ANNOYING THE HECK OUT OF MY MIND-READING BROTHER... Emmett's singing was bad enough, this was just horrible.
SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING- Great, now he got Alice to join in too. This was pure torture. It was times like this that I hated being able to read minds.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
I LOOK SO GOOD RIGHT NOW!
BELLASUCKSBELLACSUCKSBELLASUCKS
He got the whole stupid family to start screaming nonsense in their heads. I was so going to... "EDWARD", Alice screamed, thankfully not in her mind. "IF YOU TOUCH OUR CARS I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!" Stupid physic vampire...
Short- yes. But I'm being rushed. 4 updates in one day! Ill try to write a longer one tomorrow.. REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!
