AN: ZOMG FANGZZZ 2 MAH BFFFFL (best fluffy female friend frankenfuter lesbian) CLAIRE jkjk shes straight! 4 HELPIN MEH WRITE DIS CHAPTAH! I'm IN LUV WIT U DESU!
chaptah quatro
all of da shinigamis were at da shinigami convention in las vegas. Dere was ryuuk nd rem nd lord death (wif his hot pocket) nd death da kidd nd itchigo and his girlfriend wats-her-face wif da poofy hair and grell and undertaker and williyum shakespear and da hot blond guy wif da glasses too but I dunt no his name. nd at da head of da table was voldemort and at da other end was darth vader.
We have 2 talk serious about da soulz we is gonna collect said darth vader swingin around his deth syth Justin law in guillotine form. He wuz big.
"I DONzT KNOW ABOUT DAT!" shrieked lord death! And he took out his gun and went postal. He shot ryuuk OVER 9000 TIMES and any normal person wud have died but he forgot dat dey were shinigasms so instead he just stood there. Grell wuz bored so he sat in death da kidds lap. All da shinigropers was eatin pepperoni pizza nd spicy tuna w/ avacodo sushi and lemonade (AN: cuz dats da best meal eva!111) and dey was watchin CNN in a crystal ball on da table. Chuck Norris wuz da reporter and Arnold shwartzaneiger wuz da news lady.
EXRA EXTRA NEWS FLASHG! MALE BIRTH CONTROL IS OUT SO G O WILD! Cant belivei'm sayin dis but thank kira 4 da government!
BREAKING NEWS japan robbed da bank and England (da cop, cuz u know dat one episode of hetalia) was out to punish him cuz he wuz naughty naughty naughty!1111
Dey had 2 keep track of everything dat was going on so Deidara was da scribe but he cudnt write cuz he wuz to busy makin out wif his hand. Wif tounge.
Den frankenferter poofed into the scene in a clam of whipped cream "SWEET TRANNY MOTHER MEATLOAF!"
MEANWHILES at da trancey manor alois nd ciel wer playing footsie and alois slid his foot up ceils thigh nd curled his towes into cielz pants. Ciel did a spit take nd da tea in his moth came flyin across da room nd hit sebbz in da face nd it wuz so hot dat any normal person wud have died but sebby is a bemon dutler so he just stood dere and sed "Yes mai lord". So alois kicked up his other leg nd pried cielz legs apart. Ciel leaned ovar nd massaged aloisz thighs and worked his fingers up into aloisz booty shorts. Alois groand nd suddenly ceils hands felt very very hot. Then sweet tranny shrieked: 'LETSD DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN" after he swiveled his hips and farted a giant blue wormhole opened up oin the centr of the room and every1 was transporte into star wars.
Thant's when ciel's shorts came flying off becoz of da hotness.
Den da canteberry triplets all fangasmed cuz young masters doin dirty things is hot.
