The Bizarre Saga: Ocarina of Time
Chapter 4: Laziness or Insanity?

Previously on The Bizarre Saga, Link went on some side quests, Navi woke up Talon back at Hyrule Castle, Saria was on a bombing spree and the trio suffered from the Great Fairy's hideousness.

Now for Chapter Four.

"What do we have to do to get the next Spiritual Stone?" Navi asked Saria.

"According to the piece of paper, we have to go to Zora's Domain," Saria replied. "It should be right along that river right there." She pointed to the entrance to Zora's River.

"TO DA RIVER!" Link yelled. He began to run, but tripped over the same root he tripped over last time.

Saria and Navi stood there silent.


"Hoot hoot!" Gabe hooted once the trio entered the area. "It's me, Gabe!"

"We know your name," Navi said.

"My contract said that I was allowed to give useful information once a week. I just found out."

"What is this dumb contract anyway?" Saria asked.

"I get paid to do this, okay?!" Gabe cleared his throat. "Anyway, the Zoras aid the King of Hyrule by protecting this land's water source. They won't let anybody in unless they prove connection to the Royal Family! Hoot hoot!" And with that, Gabe flew off.

Meanwhile, Link was distracted by a guy eating something out of a bag.

"Hi there," Link greeted. "What'cha eating?"

"Potato chips," the guy replied.

"Nice."


"Hello there!" Link greeted King Zora.

"Oh, my dear sweet Princess Ruto… Where have you gone?" King Zora said, completely ignoring Link.

Link turned around, "I don't think he notices us."

"Let's look around a little more to see if we can find something to get his attention," Saria suggested. They walked over to a nearby cave to find a Zora at the top of a waterfall.

"Hello!" the Zora greeted. "Would you like to play the Diving Game?"

"No thanks," Navi replied. "We're busy."

"I'll tell you exactly what the prize is though! The prize for winning is a Silver Scale, a scale of our kind. It lets you dive deeper than you could before!"

"Can we buy it instead?" Saria asked.

"Well, you could, but it would be 300 rupees because of the pain I went through to get the scale."

"Oh. Can I borrow 300 rupees?"

"Sure thing!" The Zora handed Saria 300 rupees.

"Here!" Saria gave the 300 rupees back to him and took the scale.

"Thank you very much!"

"Your welcome!" Saria pulled Link off the waterfall.

The Zora paused, "Wait a minute…"


After a little while, Navi discovered an underwater passage that lead to Lake Hylia. This didn't make much sense because they could dive for 6 seconds with the Silver Scale, and Lake Hylia was on the other side of Hyrule. The passageways must have been magic, or something.

Anyway, the group found a bottle in the lake with a letter in it. The letter involved Princess Ruto so they took the letter to King Zora.

"!" King Zora gasped. "The letter is from Princess Ruto! Let me read it!" He took the letter and read it. "She's inside Lord Jabu Jabu? That's impossible! He would never eat my daughter!"

"Soo?" Saria asked.

"The evidence seems clear. Of course you'll go find Ruto."

"What?!"

"Let me move out of the way so you can get to Lord Jabu Jabu." King Zora began scooting out of the way.

A minute passed. King Zora wasn't even halfway out of the way yet. Saria, getting bored, climbed up to him and kicked him off the ledge.

"Let's go!" Link said.


"Holy-" Navi started when she saw Jabu Jabu. "That is one heck of a big fish."

"I JUST REALIZED HOW HUNGRY I AM!" Saria exclaimed.

"Oh crap-"

Seconds later, Jabu Jabu was no longer there. Instead there was Saria, standing right where his mouth once was. O_o

"Heh heh heh- ACK! AUGH!" Saria coughed up Ruto and a treasure chest.

"That wasn't exactly what I was expecting," Ruto muttered.

"Do you have the Spiritual Stone of Water?" Link asked.

"Well, yeah, but I lost-" Saria coughed up the Spiritual Stone of Water and a Heart Container. "Never mind."

Link got the Zora's Sapphire!

Link got a Heart Container!

"I wonder what's in the chest!" Link exclaimed. He opened it up.

Link got the Boomerang!

"Okay…"

"Let's get out of here," Navi said.

"Wait! I think there's something over there," Link stated. They all went all the way over to the other side of the area. Saria put a bomb in front of a rock over there and the entire wall blew up.

"Cool," Saria spoke. She walked in. "It's a Great Fairy fountain… But I have to take a risk…"

A minute later, Saria came back out with another spell.

"What is it?" Link asked her.

"It's called Farore's Wind. It's supposed to warp you or something…" Saria replied. She used it. They all warped to Hyrule Field.

"Nifty," Navi stated.


"Let's go back to Hyrule Castle now that we have all the Spiritual Stones," Navi spoke.

The trio walked over to Hyrule Castle. Suddenly it became night time and began raining.

"I think something important might be happening…" Link said.

The drawbridge opened up and a horse ran out with Zelda and Impa(who was not mentioned in the story) on it. Zelda tossed something into the water and the horse disappeared.

The three then turned around to see Ganondorf(also not mentioned in the story because they had skipped Zelda's speech).

"Arrrrgh! I lost her!" Ganondorf yelled.

"Who the heck are you?" Saria asked.

"I am Ganondorf! I will rule the world soon!"

"Are you evil?"

"Umm, yes?"

"BOMB THE EVIL PERSON!" Saria took out a bomb.

"Oh crap!" Ganondorf's horse galloped away quickly.

"Dang it… He got away…" Saria muttered.

"Hey! I just found an ocarina!" Navi exclaimed, holding the ocarina. "Somebody take it. I'm a fairy, I can't hold things this big very long…"

Saria took the ocarina and looked at it. Then she pulled piece of paper out of it. Even after sitting in the water for five minutes, it was still completely dry.

Saria got the Ocarina of Time!

"I guess we have to go to the Temple of Time in Hyrule Castle Town now," Saria said. "It doesn't even say why…"

"I guess it has something to do with the stones and the ocarina or something," Navi replied.


Once they were in the Temple of Time…

"So…" Link started. "Now what do we do?"

"Maybe we have to put the Spiritual Stones here," Saria said, putting all the Spiritual Stones on the pedestal.

"Now what do we do with the ocarina?" Navi asked.

"Play a song?" Link suggested, taking the ocarina and played the Song of Time.

"When did you learn that?"

"It's the background music."

Afterwards, the door opened up.

"Wow, it worked," Saria said.

"Now gimme cream puffs," Link ordered.

"Why?"

"Because you promised that if I ever played an ocarina, you'd give me a box of cream puffs, but I didn't have an ocarina to play back then."

"Do you seriously expect me to give you cream puffs at a time like this? I don't even have any."

"Liar."

Saria sighed, and took a box of cream puffs out of her pocket. She handed them to Link.

With Link eating the cream puffs furiously, Navi and Saria pulled him into the room behind the Door of Time that just opened.

"Look!" Navi exclaimed, flying over to a blade stuck in a pedestal. "It's the Master Sword!"

"Cool, a new sword!" Saria cheered. She ran over to it and tried to pull it up. It wouldn't budge. "Dang it! It won't come up!"

"Legend has it that only the Hero of Time can pull it up."

Navi and Saria both looked at Link, who was still eating cream puffs and not paying attention at all.

"You've got to be kidding me," Saria muttered. "It can't possibly be Link, can it?"

"Link, try and pull up this sword for us," Navi said.

"Hmm? What?" Link asked, holding a handful of cream puffs and shoving them into his mouth.

"GIMME SOME OF THOSE CREAM PUFFS!" Saria yelled and shoved her hand into the box. "Dang it, Link! You ate all the cream puffs already!?"

"Try and pull up the dang sword already!" Navi ordered.

"Okee-dokee!" Link cheered. He walked over to the sword and pulled on it. It came out quite easily.

"I guess he really is the Hero of Time."

Then, suddenly, a light surrounded the pedistal.

"Ah! What's going on?!"

"I think we're traveling through time!" Link exclaimed.