Dib reached his home, feeling nauseous. Why did Tak have to do… that? I mean, Zim wasn't exactly his friend, but it was disgusting nevertheless. But Dib's craving for more knowledge led him to try to figure why Tak had been acting as she had been. And with a murderous glance from Gaz, Dib began his work- not only to probe her mind, but to see Tak naked. He almost scratched that last part out.
As Dib slept, there was a rustle outside his window. Being asleep, he didn't notice. But he did wake up when something crashed through his window, even in the darkness he could tell it was something alien. Dib picked it up, and could see Zim's messy handwriting incribed on it. It said: "DEAR whatever-you-humans-worship, HELP ME DIB! SHE'S AFTER ME! P.S. HEEEEEEEELP!" Dib looked down into the bushes, only to see a very frightened Zim. As a boy, Dib had a duty to do. Protect his buddy from obsessive girlfriends. He ran downstairs, and cracked the door, and Zim readily leapt in, perhaps a little overdramatically. "Thanks, Dib-stink, for saving me the… HORROR!" "Shh, keep it down, I think I see Tak." "I wasn't running from Tak." "My sister?" "Yup. She wanted to see that other wretched female, though. I wouldn't let her, and now, well, here the mighty Zim resides." Dib jumped back a little. "I GOTTA SAVE TAK!" "I'd prefer if-" "Shut up, Zim. My sister can KILL when she wan't revenge on anyone, including any that get in her way. Tak doesn't deserve that!" "Uh, yes she d-" "SHUT UP!" Dib dashed out the door, still in his pajamas (also known as his boxers), until he reached Zim's base. He kicked open the door, only to see them just talking. Gaz turned around and snarled. "DIB- would you kindly get out before I eat you alive? Also- nice UFO boxers." Dib saluted, and left as fast as he could. He finally reached his house again, Zim was looking annoyed. "Well?" "Ugh, long story short, I'm a hero when I don't need to be."
The next day was very, very usual. Except, Dib noticed that Gaz and Tak were sitting together this time around. His sister was friends with Zim's other (and female) arch-rival. Great, probably plotting to eliminate all humans too. He stopped. Why did he try to "save" Tak? She was just another evil alien. She wasn't, though…