Chapter 4: The Academy
AN even though Orochimaru didn't kill Naruto he still hates Minato Minato because Minato became the Fourth Hokage instead of him.
Ninja Academy
as Naruto walked into the academy room he surveyed the other students, A lazy Nara, an annoying blond, an angry Pinkett, a child with duck butt hair, A kid snacking on chips, some kid with bugs, then there was this girl with weird white eyes, and a kid with tattoos. "Wow, the Hokage's kids" whispered the Pinkett "welcome," said the teacher, he had some weird scar on his nose. " Hi I'm Mito you guy's can call me mito-chan, " mito said " and you can call me ken sama," Ken said " and you can call me naruto san"
" Being the first day of the academy this year I will evaluate you?" the teacher said, "by the way for those who don't know me my name is Iruka Umino and to start the evaluation we will have a written test" at that a good number of children groaned.
Looking at his quiz naruto realized he knew the answers already ' hmm well I don't want to be declared a prodigy cause that's to much work but then I don't want to be dead last' naruto then decided to just get 5 out of the 20 wrong.
Ken completely flunked the test " dammit! I'm an aspiring shinobi, not a civilian" the boy yelled getting lots of angry looks from the students from civilian family " technically you are still a civilian until you pass the academy" Naruto said "so what freak!" ken shot back "break it up you can save it for the taijutsu evaluation"
Ken faced naruto in the arena " time to show everyone the loser you really are!" sneered ken "begin!". ken Ran in with a punch and naruto sidestepped, ken went in for a kick and naruto sidestepped again before he kicked ken in the face knocking him out cold.
Naruto then proceeds to lose in most of his fights. "Next shuriken!" the Umino shouted 'great the one thing I actually don't know how to do' . "next up naruto namikaze" taking aim naruto let the Kuni slide from his hand as he brought his arm down and successfully hit the outside of the target. All in all, Naruto was the exact middle of class in terms of grades, just the way he liked it.
" Bro!" konohamaru said as streams rolled down his face "what is it bro" naruto asked konohamaru "Jiji,... Jiji died" the crying became more intense."It's okay bro" konohamaru just sniffled.
They were sitting in the sarutobi mansions living room. "Ya know konohamaru your Jiji was said to be a master of bojutsu, maybe you wanna take it up?" Naruto said "hell yeah, I'll make Jiji proud even if he's gone" konohamaru decided "I bet there are some scrolls on bojutsu in the sarutobi library," Naruto said " so let's go there!" konohamaru said.
The library was massive guess the Third Hokage didn't earn the title 'professor' for nothing. "Hey bro I found something on bojutsu!" Naruto shouted " awesome!" then they headed to the sarutobi dojo to train.
Konohamaru was tumbling around the dojo trying to learn bojutsu with the bo staff he found and Naruto was sparring a shadow clone. " see yah bro I gotta head home!" Naruto yelled as he sunshined away ' damn that Justus helpful.' Naruto just arrived when his 'family' started talking " Ken guess what!" Mito shouted, "It's our birthday tomorrow!" Ken shouted back, "you better get us a birthday present this year!" Ken yelled as Naruto walked into his room not even stopping to eat because he had already eaten dinner with the sarutobi.
Naruto had a habit of sleeping in when he didn't have the academy, today he would probably be cursing himself for that. " Surprise!" kushina yelled from downstairs as Naruto attempted to cover his ears with his pillow, too bad that caused him to miss the part where kushina told the twins about a surprise vacation.
A Few hours later
Naruto pushed himself into a sitting position " come on let's go we're gonna miss the cruize!" kushina yelled, " one second just finishing the security seals!" Minato yelled back, 'what security seals don't tell me the surprise was a vacation, shit!' but by the time Naruto had reached the door It was already locked despite this naruto tried to open the door to receive pain, lots of pain, in fact, the pain knocked naruto unconscious, " f….ing ….. Family .. ugh " Naruto muttered as he opened his eyes, " Yo! We got the Tsunade seal done!" shouted a clone " okay could you place the seal then" " sure thing boss oh by the way we fixed the problem with losing a good deal of your life expectancy thing Tsunade mentioned " "kay just put the seal on me" Naruto said. With paintbrush in hand, the clone finished the seal/tattoo. The seal was on Naruto's palm and like naruto's other seals it was an Uzumaki crest.
"shit, shit, *&^**^&*& shit!" Naruto said as he examined the security seal it was quite impressive he would've been able to crack it, if he was outside of the seal that is.
Naruto was staring at the ceiling apparently his 'parents' didn't see any need in leaving food at their house since they weren't there " wait maybe there's a jutsu that can help me in the library!" he said to himself and scrambled to the library. There were tons of scrolls but somehow naruto stumbled across one called Rasengan 'perfect' this jutsu might just do the trick so he started learning it.
Day One
Naruto was holding the balloon just like 100 copies of himself where until eventually one of them got it and dispersed then naruto got it. For the second stage naruto used 1000 clone and on the second day, he got it.
Day three
Naruto's stomach was growling sure there was water but there still isn't any food. The ressengans final stage just wasn't going well even when he continuously slammed a rasengan into the wall 'wait what if I pump a shit ton of chakra in it?" naruto thought as he finally managed to get the final stage right but sadly It didn't do anything against the houses security ' shit why can't I get it, well if this isn't working then I'll make one last one with all my chakra, elemental included' naruto thought as he formed his last hope a giant ball that had wind swirling around It, it sort of looked like a shuriken. " shit it's gonna explode!" naruto yelled as he throw the explosive rasengan which blew up half the house. ' oh shit they're gonna kill me ' Naruto thought as he stumbled through the flames until he reached the sarutobi mansion and collapsed on the sarutobi's couch.
On A Cruise somewhere
" Lord Hokage!" screamed an ambush " what's so important you have to disturb my family's vacation? " Minato asked, " someone blew up half of your house!" " what the **** " Minato said as his family went with the Ambu back to the hidden leaf.
Konoha sarutobi mansion
Naruto sat up " konohamaru can I move in with you after the whole blowing up my house I'd rather not go back there" " sure bro."
