AN: It's time for our favorite fusion couple! Hope you like it!
I'm at Soup 4: Garnet's Shades of Soup!
A fiction short by DragShot
It was a nice night of Wednesday, in which Steven and Sapphire were watching TV. Although it is unusual for both parts of Garnet to be split up, this time the situation really demanded it: Garnet was in charge of going to buy Steven some new clothes, but in that moment their favorite TV novel was airing; so they solved Ruby to go buy the clothes and Sapphire to stay with Steven, watching the episode. Then, by simply fusing, Ruby would know what happened. It would be like if Garnet was doing both things at time.
What, in practice, was what she was doing.
Half of the episode passed, and the red gem wasn't back from the store yet. Worried, and taking advantage of the commercials cut, Sapphire pulled out Steven's cellphone and dialed her loved companion.
A series of buzzy sounds could be heard for a while, then the small gem's voice replied.
- Yes? - was heard from the smartphone.
- Hello Ruby, it's me. - said Sapphire.
- Oh, hey babe. - greeted Ruby, holding a Nokia 2112 phone in her right hand - How's it going?
- Fine. - the blue gem replied - I was wondering how were you going with the clothes.
- Well... - the red gem explained - I don't know, I... I can't find them. There's only soup.
- What do you mean there's only soup? - asked Saphhy.
- I mean there's only soup! - answered Ruby.
- Hmm... try leaving the soup aisle. - said Sapphire, emotionless.
- Grr!... fine... - grouched Ruby.
And there she goes again. Sapphire could be so annoying sometimes. So distant, so cold, and so smart-ass because of that future vision of hers; but still, she loved her enough to not stand being away from her for too long.
That just made things worse, though.
The red gem walked across several sections, then stopped in front of a really big tower of... soup cans.
- There's more soup. - she concluded.
- What do you mean there's more soup? - asked the blue gem.
- I mean there's just more SOUP! - the red gem replied.
- Go into the next aisle! - said a sightly annoyed Sapphy.
- There's still soup! - replied Ruby, after checking another stand of soup cans behind her.
- Ruby, where exactly are you right now? - questioned the blue gem.
The red gem looked for something would tell her where she was. Godness, even she wasn't sure.
- I'm... - she tried to explain - I'm at soup!
- What do you mean you're at soup? - asked Sapphire, not satisfied with such an answer.
- Gah!... I mean I'm AT SOUP! - shouted Ruby, growing impatient, her left hand made a fist.
- No, Ruby! What STORE are you in!? - demanded the long haired, blue gem.
- I'm... I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! - replied a furious Ruby.
- WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? - shouted Sapphire, for once, exasperated.
- DAAAAAAH! - shouted Ruby, unable to control her anger any more. - FUUUCK YOUUU!
- R-Ruby? - said Sapphire, in a futile attempt to stop her soul mate's madness.
- FUCK YOU! - continued the red gem, holding her hair with her left hand - FUCK YOU! FUK U! Fuk u! Fuk u! Fuk u, fuk u, fuk u... FUCK EVERYTHING!
Not knowing what to do, the furious gem held her phone with both hands, then threw it against the floor as hard as she could.
A noisy crack was listened, and white fragments flied all around.
- Ruby? - was head from the still intact cellphone - Ruby! Control yourself! We do not need to be banned from YET ANOTHER STORE! Much less from the SOUP STORE!
The red gem stopped dead in her tracks. She had just opened a huge hole in the floor with that little thing!
- Oh gems... - she said to herself, in awestruck - that Nokia shit was real.
AN: There are two more requested parodies, so I'm going to work in them too.
