YAY IM SO WEIRD (I DO NOT OWN PROFESSOR LAYTON, WRECK IT RALPH. AND WINX CLUB)
This has a Winx Club reference in it, YOULL SEE WHY :D
"LOOK PROFESSAH! I EARNED A PENNY!" Luke held out the coin in front of Professor.
"YOU SOLD MY CAR FOR A PENNY?!" Professor looked like he would blow up.
"YAS! Well, actually, no..."
"What do you mean?"
"Actually, I earned more than this, but I used it to take FAIRY LESSONS!" Luke happily exclaimed. Just before Professor could react, Luke screamed OUT OF NOWHERE;
"LUKE CHARMIX!" Then suddenly, LUKE BECAME A BOY FAIRY (a...Bairy?) BUT INSTEAD OF A REGULAR FAIRY OUTFIT HE WAS WEARING A LIGHT BLUE BIKINI.
"MY EYES! THEY BURRRRRRNNNNNNNNN" Professor screamed.
"BEHOLD! I AM NOW..."
"LUKAFINA!" Luke exclaimed, posing like a supermodel.
"Uh... Who's turn is it?" Emmy asked, still looking like Cinderella.
"Oh! Uh, it's actually your turn." Clive replied.
TRUTH: Are you afraid of spiders? Or have any other phobias? ~Arristo
"SPIDERS ARE EEEEEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLLLLL!" Emmy screamed. So loudly that it BROKE ALL OF THE WINDOWS OF THE WORLD. SERIOUSLY. CHECK YOURS.
"So yes." She said, surprisingly casually.
"Professor you're next!" Clive exclaimed.
"MY EYES STILL BUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNNN!"
"OKAY OKAY CHILL OUT. ILL JUST HIT YOU WITH LUKE'S HAMMER." So after Clive used 'Lukafina's' hammer, Professor got the strip of paper.
TRUTH: Do you like anyone other than Claire? ~Arristo
"Well, there was this one girl in high school, that I had a crush on, but..."
"But what?" Flora asked, now MIRACULOUSLY NOT BLIND ANYMORE.
"But the thing is, she was actually...A GUY. WITH, REALLY, REALLY, LONG HAIR."
(Insert Deadly Silence here)
"Uh..."
"Well...
"Akward..."
"IM FABULOUS!"
"NOBODY CARES LUKAFINA!" Emmy shouted and threw an eclair (which was still there) at Lukafina.
"WEHHHHHHHHH PROFESSAH HUG ME NOBODY LOVES ME ANYMORE!" Lukafina cried.
"NO."
"WEEEEEEEEHHH-"
"NEXT PERSON! WHICH IS LUKE!" Clive announced.
"IM LUKAFINA!"
"OKAY WHATEVER LUKAFINA'S TURN!"
DARE: I dare you to eat Flora's cooking with Clive! ~Arristo
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YAY! ILL MAKE A PIE!" Flora chimed and started to mix some...stuff.
"This will not end well."
*15 minutes later*
"ITS READDYYYYYYY!' Flora yelled. Then she put a slice of 'pie' in front of both Luke and Clive.
"Luke, if we either get sick or worse because of this, I just wanted you to know that... You suck."
"NOOOOOOO-" Flora then pushed their faces into it, making them eat it.
"IEEEYYYYYYY FEHEEEELL WEEEEEIIIIRRD" Lukafina slured.
"MEHEYHYHYEY TOHOHOHOHOHO" Clive slured back. Professor death stared at Flora.
"Flora, WHY ARE THEY DRUNK?" Professor yelled.
"Well...I may have place I little wine in it..." Flora did twitchy eyes.
"NEXT TURN!" Emmy shouted.
"WHOHOHOHO PUHUHUTTTT YOHOHOHOHOOOHO IEYN CHARRRARARGE?!" Clive slured at her.
"WHO CARES CLIVE!"
"MEYEYEYEYE TUUUURRNNNNN!" Lukafina stumbled over to Emmy.
DOUBLE DARE: Jump in a bowl of ketchup, then roll in flour with Flora. ~vellymymare
"BEFORE I DO THIS, I HAVE TO UNTRANSFORM!"
"K. WHATEVER." Clive said, flipping his GLORIOUS HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE. After Lukafina 'untransformed' and is now back to boring ol' Luke.
Boo.
"Time to get a narrator for DRAMATIC EFFECT!" Clive posed DRAMATICALLY and pulled out a narrator from a plot-hole. The narrator coughed to clear his troat.
"There they were, Luke who was now dressed like a bikini babe and Flora in some rash guard, standing in front of the massive red goo in front of them. There was a hint of hesitation both of their eyes but both took a deep breath and smashed themselves into the ketchup, totally pwning it. Then Luke gracefully came out of the ketchup, inhaling so much that he swallowed a fly. He then barrel rolled into the flour mess I front of him, coating him in that white goodness.
But where was Flora when all this happened? She is unfortunately stuck in the ketchup, and will be stuck there FOREVER."
"What kind of ending is that?" Emmy questioned.
"My own of course."
"YOU DIDNT EVEN FUFILL THE DARE REQUIREMENTS YOU SON OF A BI-"
"NO SWEARING IN MY FANFIC!" Clive yelled. Crash went the fourth wall.
"*GAYAYAYAYAYAYASP* IM ALIVE NEVERMIND!" Flora suddenly screamed, emerging from the ketchup mess.
"LETS RESUME THE RANDOMNESS!"
"MY TURN!" Flora shouted above everyone.
TRUTH: Who do you like, Luke or Clive? ~PuzzlingGamer
"uhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHH" Flora announced continuously as everyone's eyes focused on her while growing BIGGER EVERY SECOND.
"I guess its... Clive? He's all random and all." Clive became so happy that he twirled in MAGICAL SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS!
"...but if he does that again I'll take it back."
Clive: :(
"PROFS TURN!"
"YOU ARE NOT LUCY, EMMY!"
"WHOS LUCY?"
"I DONT KNOW!"
DOUBLE DARE: Sing 'I'm a Little Teapot' complete with actions... TEN TIMES! ~Arristo
"HEEEEEEEY!" Professor yelled girlishly as he walked in WITH A TEAPOT COSTUME ON.
"GET THE COUNTER READY!" Emmy screamed. A GIANT COUNTER SUDDENLY APPEARED IN FRONT OF THEM.
"3
2
1
GO!"
Suddenly 'TEAshel' started singing.
"That wasn't (IMMA LITTLE) even a good (HERE IS MY FREAKING HANDLE) pun." Clive said annoyed.
"Who are you talking to?" Flora asked.
"I DONT (AND HERE IS MY SPOUT) KNOW!"
"LETS MAKE TIME GO FASTER BY SINGING A SONG!" Everyone groaned as Emmy cleared her throat and started singing.
"WHAT DOES THE COUNTER SAY!?"
"TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTHREETHREETHREETHREETHREETHREETHREETHREEFOURFOURFOURFOURFOURFOURFOURFOURFOUR~"
"WHAT DOES THE COUNTER SAY?!"
"STAHPSTAHPSTAHPTHISSONGSONGSONGSONGSONG!" Luke sang annoyingly.
"WHAT DOES THE COUNTER SAY!" Suddenly everything just BLEW UP INTO SPARKLES OF JOY.
EVEN LUKES UNDERWEAR.
OUCH.
"So what's the count?" Clive asked.
"9."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ok I had to make this chapter very very quickly so you peeps won't kill me :)
Remember I had to temporarily close down requests :/
I had to do that so that I WONT EXPLODE INTO MAGICAL SPARKLES CAUSE THATS JUST WEIRD.
So hope you understand!
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