A/N: Hey guys, I keep updating late, and I'm so sorry for that, but I had a competition yesterday and I was gone all day. I'm a bad person. Anyway, I had some writers block and I was watching some replays of glee, and then it hit me… HAIROGRAPHY!!!! but that's for next time... tee hee evillllll :)

A/N 2: Thanks to Berlian, Kdmr87, Allielovesyou, and Samdeanwinchesterlove for more reviews (: I love you too guys!!! keep reviewing everyone!!

A/N 3: This doesn't have to do with the story, but I got a forward email that I actually kinda liked so here it goes:

I had lunch with a surfer sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

hahaa here we go!


R:

The doorbell rang and I was about to run down the stairs to answer it, but Kurt said no.

"Keep them waiting sweetie. Don't make yourself seem to desperate."

So I began my slow and torturous descent down the stairs while the doorbell chimed again. And again. And again. I finally got to the door and opened it.

"Hello Finn"

"Hi Rachel you look fantastic!"

"Thank you Finn" I murmured shyly.

"Come on, let's go!"


K:

The moment Rachel walked out of the door I called Puck

K: Puck, red alert.

P: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

K (rolling eyes): That means get your sexy ass down here now. Rachel needs you.

P: I'm coming. Where are you?

K: Her house. Now go man, go!!


R:

Finn was driving to Applebee's, and I was in the passenger seat.

"So what's up Rach? We haven't talked in a long time."

"Nothing really. It's been pretty busy."

"Yeah. Tutoring Puck must be really draining."

"Well it turns out that when Noah applies himself, he can do prodigious things?"

"What?"

"He's a good student when he tries."

"Oh, that makes more sense."

I would be irritated but he gave me a goofy grin that erased it almost entirely.

We finally arrived at the restaurant and the hostess took us to our seats.


P:

I got to Rachel's house and saw Kurt standing outside of the door.

"Kurt, what's going on?"

"Rachel has a date with Finn, and we need to go spying."

Wait, what?!

"Why the fuck would I want to do that?

"Don't play dumb. You like her."

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do. Obviously you don't know it yet, but would you like me to point out the evidence?"

"I don't need your evidence because I know that I don't like that crazy chick. I'm a badass."

"I think that's a yes. One, you're here aren't you? I told you she was in trouble and you came running."

"… So? I was worried because my grade would drop again, and I couldn't do football or glee anymore." Yeah that's it.

"Two, you got angry and irritable the day that Finn asked her out. It's obvious that you were emerald with envy. I'm homosexual, not stupid, Puck."

"Well maybe I was kind of angry that day, but that's because she's kind of my friend. Kind of. Finn is all wrong for her."

"Oh, is that so? Then tell me, how is Finn all wrong for her?"

"Well for one he won't be able to understand a word she says! And he's fucking having my baby with Quinn!" Oh fuuck. Did I say that out loud?

Kurt's eyes went round as quarters.

"Wow. Is that true?"

I tried focusing on my breathing.

"Yeah. It was a mistake. She told me her and Finn broke up, and I was already drunk because I came back from a party."

"Look. All I'm saying is she's having your baby, and she still wants Finn. I think it's time to move on, and it's obvious you already love Rachel."

He had a point.

"Fine, let's go. Just do me a favor man."

"What?"
"Don't tell anyone about this conversation."


R:
Finn is sitting across from me and eating his food.

"Finn, how are you holding up?"

"I guess I'm doing okay. The hormones are just bothering me."

"How?"

"Well Quinn keeps yelling at me about how I can't get a job. I'm trying, I honestly am, but no one in town is hiring." He said sadly.

"Something will open up" I said comfortingly.

"Thanks Rach, but I've been trying for two months now."

"Well my dads work in a law firm. They are very influential. They might be able to find you a job there."

"Wow! You could do that for me? You're a great friend, I don't know how I can repay you for this!" He reached across the table and touched my hand. Even though it made me feel great, I knew it was just a friendly gesture.

And so it went on, but nothing happened, to my dismay. At the end, he hugged me and waited for me to get inside the house before he left.


P:

Me and Kurt were "stationed" at the booth two over from theirs. They were just talking. Wow Finn really is bad with the ladies. If it were me, we would have been gone and making out in her bedroom by now. Sometime in the middle, he reached out and touched her hand. I don't know why, but it irritated me. Sure, Hummel's theory about jealousy made sense, but I wasn't buying it. There is no way in hell that I liked Rachel Berry. She was fucking crazy! However she did have the shiny hair and mega watt smile, and she definitely had her possibilities of being frisky in bed… NO what am I thinking? She is a prude.

"Thanks Kurt, but I really think that was stupid as hell."

"Well we'll see."

With one last smug looked, he turned around and drove off.