I want you guys to read my disclaimers, and how much I appreciate your support. If you see something UNDERLINED it is a VERY important announcement (likely meaning that I screwed up). I will put these notes at the bottom of all this, so that you can see it, even if you do skip. I cannot stress enough to read these, because you will be completely lost without them.

And finally my oh-so-great disclaimers (Did I hear someone laugh?):

1. I own absolutely nothing here. I don't even own the Chance concept, which I believe belonged to a user by the name of Fangrin.

2. If you wanted to read the other disclaimers, episode one will explain them!

3. Since I consider these two episodes combined into one, the shout out goes to VintageMadame, he's an amazing writer, and I highly suggest his work! Since TD Brains V Brawn V Beauty is coming to a close, now is a great time!

Review replies:

ThorBringstheThunder: No problem! In fact, I think that giving out these shout outs is the best part of writing these episodes :). Also, Owen isn't going to play a major role in this episode. But I do have plans for him involving the vote last chapter.

ThatBritishGuy: That's a negatory. I'm going to rip people off and claim their work as my own, I need to draw the line somewhere ;)

Gucci Mane LaFlare: I kind of made her to be one of the contestants like Arthur was saying; given the boot early to make others get further in the game. I feel bad for Sierra, but she did her job well.

ShadowJCreed: Me too. I can hardly stay awake for one, and I would totally have failed the challenge. One night of awesome gaming with my friends, and them I'm out for the next about five hours

KnightLawn: Why thank you :)

This story has become my PRIMARY story, replacing TDP:S as my first priority. It is likely that a TDP:S episode may come out every once and a while, but not as often as these. I will try to output two chapters each week, but it's a lot of work :(


Current Teams:

Screaming Gophers: Sam (Currently has broken arm), Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Tyler, Cameron, Zoey, Arthur, Scott, Noah, Shawn

Killer Bass: Jasmine, Beth, Harold, Lightning, Owen, B, Addie, DJ, Sky

Eliminated:

22nd. Dave

21st. Sierra

Off to work I go!


"Welcome back!" Chris jumped into the frame. It was the classic view of the lake behind him, and the camera in front of him. "Last time on Total Drama Island, the competitors competed in a race around the lake of this crappy island known as Wawanakwa. Then competed to eat food, and then tried to stay awake the longest. The Bass managed to lose... AGAIN, because Owen fell asleep a little too quickly. The contestant to go next seemed to be Owen, but it was Sierra who was sent packing due to the interference of a certain undeniably hot host," Chris grinned pridefully. "But, our first two contestants are down, and there are nineteen more losers who have yet to be determined! Who will go home next? Find out here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!"


Total Drama Island (I Wanna Be Famous)- 2007

(DEFINITELY NOT COPY AND PASTED)

The intro played, cameras appearing in unlikely places. One camera forced a squirrel out of a tree, and it began to fall to the ground below, where a camera appeared under a rock. A hand snapped and the camera began to pan.

It panned past Chris and Chef, who were driving a golf cart, and up a giant mountain.

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine

The camera went off the ledge, and two pairs of legs began flailing about as the camera (and likely the cameraman) fell down the mountain into a lake with a small ring around it. Owen appeared under the water happily swimming about with the fishes below him. He farted, causing about twenty fish to die and float upwards.

You guys are on my mind

The camera panned upwards where Trent and Gwen were driving giant sail boats. Trent seemed to be playing his guitar, until a bunch of seagulls saw the fish and covered the screen for a second. When it was un-feathered, Trent didn't have his guitar any more.

You asked me what I wanted be to and now I think the answer is plain to see

A seagull was carrying the guitar, but was dropping. It let go of the guitar, and it hit Arthur in the head, causing him to fall over. DJ was meditating in the distance with a whole bunch of animals, but bird droppings dropped on his head. He looked at the camera unhappily.

I wanna be... famous

While Sam ran over to Arthur, who was still out cold, he ran over a bunny, who turned into rage mode and then attacked him. Sam ran the opposite direction, with a killer bunny following him. He ran past DJ, who shrugged at the sight.

I wanna live close to the sun

Harold was having a slapping fight against Cameron, who seemed to be hissing at him on a raft about to go over the falls. Duncan was watching the two of them, shaking his head unfortunately. The raft stopped right before it went over the ledge, and Duncan kicked it, causing the two nerds to plummet downwards.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won

Addie was working on her phone on a log innocently, kicking he legs aimlessly, until Harold and the raft came flying down behind her. She got up and looked around nervously, but Harold was long gone at this point. Cameron came flying down as well though, knocking her off the log and tumbling down with him.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

Jasmine was attempting to ride a vine, and succeeding until she ran face first into the confession can, knocking Noah out of it, and his magazine he was reading out of his hand and into the window, where a very chef-like outline was cooking.

I'll get there one day

The magazine fell into Chef's concoction, while he was looking at B, who both looked innocent enough. He were sitting at a table ready to be fed. The silent treatment pulled out a salt shaker from his jacket, and rubbed his hands happily.

Cause I wanna be... Famous

Sierra and Tyler were having an arm wrestle. Tyler was clearly trying too much, attempting to use both hand against her, but she held firm, even against him. She quickly grabbed B's coffee, took a sip, and beat Tyler with ease. She than began to bounce around like she was on a sugar rush.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Shawn and Sky were glaring at each other unhappily on opposite sides of a staircase, near where Lightning was working out. Beth was drooling on him, quite literally, and fell over, knocked out. Lightning got up to try and help her, but she held up her hand as if to say no.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I wanna be!) (I wanna be!) (I wanna be famous!)

Zoey and Dave are talking normally, while Lightning and Scott were screaming at each other. Sky jumped in to stop them, but not before Lightning grabbed Scott and threw him into the air. On Scott's journey, the time turned from day to night, and he landed head first on his seat and collapsing on the ground. All the other campers were sitting on their stumps calmly, while Scott was out cold on the ground. A flashing light flickered on as the song ended reading: Total Drama Island


The episode opened on Addie who was baking cupcakes. It then cut to her placing some kind of mysterious sugar on it, and then giving it to Owen.

"What's this?" Owen asked, looking at the cupcake Addie had offered him.

Addie snorted. "I raided Chef's kitchen last night and found this cupcake. I don't want it, so you can have it."

"What?" Owen exclaimed. "My mama didn't raise a thief! I'm not eating that!"

Addie sighed. "Just take it off my hands. You know, as a favor?"

Owen thought for a moment. "Oh, alright. But, you owe me one."

"Deal," Addie handed him the cupcake.


Addie laughed evilly. "The next challenge is a sleeping challenge! So, hence those sleeping pills I accidentally put on that cupcake. Owen will be out like a light, and then he'll be fresh for the picking at the elimination ceremony."


The camera changed to Addie who was looking incredibly stressed.


"Owen ATE the cupcake, and was out like a light. AND I made Beth tell everyone to boot him, and eventually he is going to get smart enough to realize there was something suspicious about it. The longer he stays, the more danger I'm in," Addie grimaced. "If the next challenge is an eating challenge of some sort, he gets three more days to think about it, and then I'm completely screwed."


"Friendship bracelet?" Beth offered, walking near Addie.

Addie waved her hand. "I'll be fine, but there is something you can do for me."

"What's that?" Beth asked politely.

Addie made Beth lean in close. "Owen threw the challenge yesterday and told me so!"

"No!" Beth gasped. "Tell me more!"

Addie paused. "I can't tell you too much more, but can we agree to vote him out tonight?"

"Yes!" Beth exclaimed breathlessly. "Of course I'll vote with you!"

The camera cut to Beth sneaking around the camp. Harold and DJ were playing a card game, likely Go Fish. Beth leapt out at them with a war cry.

DJ yelled and fell off the picnic table.


"Ever since Beth pushed me off a cliff, I've been terrified of her!" DJ shuddered in the confessional. "I'm so afraid of her, I tried using this geek-repellant stuff Duncan gave me. I think it's scaring off Harold though."

Harold sniffed the air. "Is that some kind of new cologne DJ is wearing? Because it smells TERRIBLE."


"So that's how Owen threw the challenge!" Beth finished her long explanation. "So are you going to vote with me and Addie?"

Harold snorted and then laughed. "You expect us to believe that?!"

"Yeah, that's a big pile of B with a side of S," DJ laughed with Harold.

Beth whined. "But Addie told me so!"


"Thanks to Beth's complete and utter failure, I have to take things into my own hands," Addie grumbled, whipping out a make up bag. She yanked a black wig from it. "Looks like I'll be using this after all."


Lightning was shooting hoops very casually and making all of them... very casually.

"Hey Lightning," Sky said nervously. "I was wondering if you could do me a favor?"

Lightning shrugged. "Sure why sha-not?"

"I over heard Addie telling Beth that Owen purposefully lost the last challenge!" Sky said. "So can't we vote him off?"

"I sha-doubt that," Lightning replied. "Owen couldn't win a challenge if he tried. I'll still vote with you, but I don't exactly trust Addie yet."


Sky was in the confessional, and peeled off the black wig revealing Addie. "That's fine," she shrugged. "I need Lightning's vote, not his trust."


Lightning was still shooting hoops and cheering when he made a basket.

"Um... Lightning?" Sky asked the jock who was in the zone.

Lightning heaved a heavy sigh, and stopped shooting. "What do you want now?!"

Sky raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean NOW? I've hardly talked to you!"

"You should start talking sha-less," Lightning said irritably. "Couple a-minutes ago you wouldn't stop talking about votin' Owen or something like that. I already agreed, so please be quiet would ya?"


"I certainly don't remember EVER wanting to vote out Owen," Sky pondered aloud. "So how did I tell Lightning to? Somebody must be a faker, but who could it be? It has to be a female... so that's Jasmine, Addie, Beth, Gwen, or Zoey. Jasmine is way too tall, but Beth told everyone to vote out Owen last vote! And surely one of those patches she has must show some kind of skill in disguise, so my next target is Beth!"


"Woo hoo guys!" Sam cheered. "Even with my broken arm, we managed to win the last two challenges!"

Duncan snorted. "Yeah, but the second you slow our progress, you'll be off this island."

"No way!" Trent interjected. "You can't blame Sam for having a broken arm!"

"I can fend for myself Trent," Sam said nervously. "I don't really need protection."

Scott raised an eyebrow at the sight of the quarreling three.

"Are you going to help them out?" Noah asked. "I don't really care, but you are welcome to."

Scott mused. "No. Let's see where this fight gets us."


The camera zoomed in on a giant glass dome with a stadium and referee chair in it. Chris was standing in between the two teams.

"Alright!" Chris said pleasantly, watching Trent and Duncan butt heads. "Your challenge today is to play dodgeball!"

Noah rolled his eyes. "Right. Dodgeball. Another mind boggling game."

"How am I gonna play?" Cameron asked, still in his bubble. "I doubt my bubble can take all this constant abuse!"

Chris ignored the complaints. "The first way to win dodgeball is hitting someone with the ball."

"How are we going to play without two players?" Scott demanded. "Oh wait! Let's ask the Bass!"

Sky narrowed her eyes. "I've got bigger things to worry about over your stupid jokes."

"Like sha-what?" Lightning asked. "Talking too much?"


"Now that an unintentional wedge is between Sky and Lightning, I have to act," Addie crossed her arms. "Lightning is annoying, Owen is stupid, and Sky is athletic. All and all, I don't know who to vote for."


"The second way to get somebody out is to catch a ball thrown at you, meaning the person who threw it is out, and you get to bring in a new team member out onto the court!" Chris plowed along.

"Gee, throwing balls," Zoey rolled her eyes. "Isn't there a mental challenge coming up?"

Noah rolled his eyes. "That's a negatory."

"Shawn," Chris barked. Shawn, who had been sitting on the bench up until this point looked up at him.

"What's up?" He asked.

Chris threw the ball at him. "Try and hit me!"

"Alright?" Shawn shrugged and threw the ball at him.

Chris grinned. "If you have a ball in your hand, you can use it to deflect the ball. But, if the ball knocks ball out of your hand, then you are out. These are the rules of dodgeball."

"You just said 'ball five times in-" Noah's sarcasm was cut off by Chris deflecting Shawn's ball at him. It hit him straight in the face, knocking him out cold.

Chris grumbled. "You were supposed to dodge! Either way, time to split you losers into players!"

"I'll go first," Scott volunteered.

Trent grumbled. "If Duncan's going in, no way am I."

"Oh, relax," Duncan rolled his eyes. "I'll sit this one out. I've already contributed my share to the team."

Gwen shrugged. "Can't argue with that."

In the first round it was Owen, Lightning, Sky, Jasmine, and B versus Shawn, Noah, Scott, Trent, and Gwen.

Owen grabbed a ball and threw it in Shawn's direction.

"So, remind me why Lightning and Sky hate each other-" Shawn yelped as the ball came barreling at him. He was struck out and slammed against the wall.

Lightning passed another ball to Owen, who took aim at Gwen.

Gwen grabbed a dodgeball. "Just try it why don't you?"

"Wait!" Noah called, adjusting the ball in Gwen's hand. "There you go."

Owen flung the ball at Gwen, and it was deflected right toward Sky, who was caught off guard and hit out.

Chef blew his whistle and Sky took a seat on the bench.

B grabbed a ball and took aim at Gwen. As if on instinct, Noah ran to help adjust the ball, but before he could, B had thrown the ball right at him, knocking him out. The ball then ricocheted off him and hit Gwen.

"Double play!" Chris called. "Don't even care if that is the wrong sport, B is on fire!"


B spit on his hand, rubbed them together, and fake put himself out. He then winked at the camera.


The camera resumed it's video, as B, and the remaining members of the Bass were sitting down.

"Thanks to B's engineering genius, the Bass have won the first game!" Chris announces. "How will the Gophers respond?"

Noah grimaced. "I'll sit this one out guys. I kinda blew it last game."

"I'll go in again," Scott said.

Arthur shrugged. "I'll give it a try."

Cameron seemed fixated on a needle on the ground. "I'll go in," he said determinedly.

"But you are a free out," Noah reasoned. "While I'd love to see you turned into a Lightning rod, I also like winning."

Cameron shrugged. "I have a plan."

The Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass had taken their places. Bass had the same line up as before, just with Beth instead of B, while the Gophers had Arthur, Scott, Cameron, Trent, and Duncan.

"Alright," Cameron said. "We have to get all the balls on our side of the field. Find someone's ball to catch, and grab it!"

Duncan shrugged and caught Beth's ball. "I see where you are going with this. We don't have to throw, we can just catch."

"Exactly!" Cameron cheered. "And what happened to you sitting out?"

"Gave up on that," Duncan claimed. "You'd be lost without me."

Lightning had grabbed what Cameron was so fixated on, and duct taped it to his ball. He was the only one left. "TAKE THIS SCRAWNY KID!" He yelled and flung the ball at Cameron, who couldn't get out of the way.

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His bubble popped, leaving him defenseless.

"Found the needle didn't you?" Cameron asked the jock.

Lightning grinned. "Heck yeah I d-" He was hit by every ball the Gophers had on their side of the field.

The camera cut to both teams with two points, and their final line ups were being decided.

"I'm weak as a kitten without my bubble," Cameron whimpered. "So, I'm not going in."

Noah nodded. "I could agree with that. So who WILL go in?"

"We'll probably be facing the Lightning and Sky dynamic again," Scott thought aloud. He snapped his fingers, and his face contorted evilly. "Leave it to me."

Harold was whining, trying to get in. "Come on guys!"

"Sorry," DJ said. "But you haven't got the athletic abilities the rest of the team does."

"Seconded," Addie agreed. "Leave it up to us, ok?"


"Since it's very likely Addie was manipulating Beth to tell the guys to boot Owen, I don't completely trust her," Harold said. "I'll have to keep a closer watch."


The camera cut to Lightning, Sky, and B fighting against Arthur, Trent, Duncan, and Scott. Although the Gophers out numbered them, their balls were being caught, so they couldn't knock out the Bass.

B used static electricity to make the ball lock onto Arthur, who was defenseless, and got knocked out.

"Hey!" Scott called to Lightning and Sky. "Love birds! How's it feel to be on the same team?"

"What'd you just call me?!" Lightning shrieked. "Lightning's only in love with one thing! VICTORY!" He cried and flung the ball at Scott, who, dumbfounded by his failure, was knocked out.

Trent was recovering from Scott's loss and regrouped with Duncan. "We need to take out B. It's only a matter of time before he knocks us both out with his tricks."

Duncan shrugged. "Alright. You play defense. Get all the balls on our side."

Trent agreed, slightly against his will, but agreed. He managed to get all but one ball on their side.

"Now," Duncan grinned. "Let's have some fun."

Trent nodded, and the two began barraging the three Bass with dodgeballs.

Thanks to Sky's gymnastics, she was able to avoid the balls elegantly. The Bass cheered.

Lightning, however, wasn't so elegant, and took a ball from Duncan to the stomach. He cried out in pain and fell to his side.

B was too big to avoid a single one. Although they bounced off him, he was eliminated nonetheless.

Sky, Trent, and Duncan were all staring at each other, and it begged the question: who would strike first?

Duncan was the answer to the question, throwing a ball at Sky, which she caught, sending him to the bench.


"This is the closest we've ever come to losing," Trent said nervously. "I can't blow it now."


Sky brought Beth onto the field. "Take this!" Sky called, and threw a ball to Beth, who caught it, contented.

Trent was on his lonesome, but Sky took no prisoners with an onslaught of balls, which Trent was only just able to avoid. He was in no position to dodge another though, and Sky turned to Beth. "Please give me the ball."

Beth hesitated. "But he's not really done anything..."

Trent took his chance, flinging the ball at Sky, who was struck in the head.

Beth whimpered at the sight of the incoming ball Trent had launched, and was hit much like Sky.

"The Screaming Gophers win! AGAIN!" Chris exclaimed. "Bass, you REALLY suck!"

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE ME THE BALL?!" Sky demanded.


"I'm not to sad we lost actually," Sky said serenely. "It just gives me another reason to vote off Beth."


"So we vote for Owen right?" Beth asked Addie.

Addie narrowed her eyes. "Yeah. Sure."

The camera cut to DJ, Lightning, Sky, and B.

"So we are voting Beth, right?" Sky asked the team.

"Sha-yeah!" Lightning exclaimed. "Beth couldn't have won a challenge any way. Lightning ain't gonna miss her."

B nodded.

"Don't have to tell me twice," DJ agreed.

Elimination Ceremony:


"I'll vote for Owen tonight," Jasmine said hesitantly. "Beth and I are kind of friends. No other reason for booting her."

Owen looked nervous. "I have to vote Beth. It's my only way of survival!"

"I have to pick one," Harold grimaced. "But since I have to choose, it's-"

B picked up a picture, and crossed out Owen.

"I'll give Beth the benefit of the doubt," DJ shrugged and voted for Owen.

Addie looked evil. "Honesty or self-preservation?"


"All of you are losers in your own right, but for the third time in a row, you'll be sending somebody off the island, never to be seen again," Chris grinned. "Marshmallow time! First one is for B, who won a challenge single-handedly."

B grinned and took the marshmallow thankfully.

"DJ and Sky who are both pro-players for you guys."

DJ and Sky grinned at their chances to stay, and then at each other.

Chris sighed. "Also safe is Harold, and Addie."

Harold grimaced at the sound of his name.

"Self preservation is everything," Addie patted him on the back.

"Jasmine and Lightning."

Lightning cheered. "Sha-yeah!"

Jasmine gave him a high five.

"Owen and Beth. There were a lot of votes against you. But the choice for who went home was ultimately Addie's choice."

Beth's face lit up. "Yes!" She whispered.

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Beth. Owen remains safe another day!"

Beth stood up. "What the heck?! Addie voted for me?! We had an alliance!"

Addie shrugged. "I've got no idea what you are talking about."

Beth looked on the verge of tears.

"Sorry Beth," Harold apologized.

DJ sighed. "I didn't vote for you, even though you pushed me off a cliff."

"WHAT?" Sky demanded.

Chris pushed Beth down the Dock of Shame and threw her in the Boat of Losers.

Beth cried. "Please let me come back Chris!"


"I voted for Beth, because if I didn't I'd have a target on my back," Addie said. "And even though I can't boot Owen now, I've haven't got Beth screwing me over any more."


"The fourth episode ends with possibly the nicest contestant other than DJ eliminated. But there is still eighteen more to go before we decide a winner, here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!"


End Episode

So, Beth is eliminated. She's probably my 15th favorite contestant, so I did feel bad giving her the boot. Also, the Killer Bass have lost their third challenge in a row, which differs from the show. Still, there are some conflicts within the Gopher team that could cause them some trouble.

Also it is revealed that Addie is a master of disguise, making her a powerful villain without the need for a sidekick like Heather. She's willing to betray like Heather, has powerful allies like Courtney, and is tricky like Alejandro. I hope you enjoy her villainous deeds in episodes to come.

There will most likely not be an episode next week, sorry.

See you guys soon!

-Pika