A/N: Theyre getting a but hard to write now. Thinking of little jokes to fill them is getting really hard...also I feel bored and not so funny right now. Maybe next time. Hope you still like it though
Lianne: What do we do!?!?! What do we do!?!?!
Aiden: Calm down ok. No one is looking at us. If they ask, just act stupid like everyone else
Lianne: But the professors know we're not exactly normal. Theyre bound to ask us some questions
Aiden: And like I said, act like you know nothing
Lianne: Ok
Questions buzzed around now. Everyone present at that game had seen Harry Potter fall from the sky and hit the ground. Everyone knew that there was no way he could survive that fall. He was stationary when he hit the ground, indicating that he wouldn't bounce right up like nothing happened. But even though everyone knew everything, no one knew why his body disappeared off the pitch.
Professors ran down and examined the patch of flat grass, casts spells and tracking charms, though none could tell what just happened…except Dumbledore. Good old, very old, Dumbledore. He subtly looked up to the stands at the twins, who were mimicking everyones shock.
Lianne: Aiden, hes looking at us!!
Aiden: This is not good. He wouldn't tell anyone, would he??
Lianne: I don't know. We have to talk to the author. Maybe she can do something
AKA: Sorry guys. I cant do anything. In this situation, Dumbledore has more power over this than me. Also, changing what he thinks doesn't fall into my plans very well
Aiden: Plans??? What plans?? How come we don't know about them??
AKA: I don't tell you everything now do I?? I have to be off. Don't act suspicious to anyone else
When no one was looking, the twins quietly got up and ran to the Recoop Room where Harry was lounging in the hot tub the room put there.
Lianne: This is what you do with our hard work??
Harry: You just said make yourself at home. Right now Im weak, that fall hit my side and I felt like soaking away my troubles. Want to join??
They took off their uniforms and room magicked up some bathing suits. Going behind a provided screen, they changed and then jumped in the tub.
Harry: So to what do I own this visit?? You don't usually visit me after you kill me
Lianne: We have a problem
Aiden: Everyone saw your body disappear
Harry: Holy shit!!
Lianne: We didn't think out that part
Aiden: We should have blown your body away or something
Harry: Cant the AKA do something about it??
Lianne: She cant change the past. People already read that chapter. Its hard work to reverse everything
Aiden: Also she has this big plan, which shes not telling us, and it doesn't fit in for her to change anything
Lianne: and Dumbledore knows that we're involved
Harry: Oh no!!
Aiden: But I don't think he'll tell. We know the point of this mission is not to get caught. If he was going to tell, the AKA would have stopped him
Harry: Ok then. So what are we going to do??
Aiden:Umm…ok. When your done healing, come out. People are bound to ask questions. Say you don't remember anything and you ended up in the forest or something
Harry: But they saw me get hurt
Lianne: Pretend to be hurt. Hitting the ground doesn't cause you to look different on the outside. Maybe we even put some marks on you.
Harry: What if Snape comes and reads my mind??
Aiden: Well guard these memories with magic ok??
Harry: Ok
Lianne: We have to go Harry.
Harry: Ill come out now. Put the marks on me
Aiden: Ok then. Bye Harry
Questions were asked, accusations denied and world peace was accomplished at the Hogwarts school
Lianne: Harry, the 7th year committee has appointed you the judge of the 7th year Beauty Contest.
Harry: Alright…bathing beauties
Aiden: Its on Saturday
Harry: Ill be there
That night, Harry saw that the contestants were Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, Hannah Abbot, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Millicent Bullestrode and all the other 7th year girls.
Hermione: You better pick me Potter, or ill never speak to you again
Lavender: Pick me or Ill spill everything I know about you, and trust me, it wont be pretty
Pansy: Pick me or you wont be pretty again
It was a tough decision. This is how hed die… at the hands of sore-losing bathing beauties. Harry had to give the twins and the AKA props for this. Now who to choose…Hermione means too much to lose her friendship… Lavender is bound to know some awful truths about me (That I sleep with a Jack Sparrow doll… which I don't) and make up some nasty rumours… Pansy will get Millicent with her and beat me to a pulp… Hmmm
Harry: Ive made my decision
Contestants: -look-
Harry: The winner is Ginny Weasley
Contestants: What!!!
Ginny: Huh??? I didn't even enter
Harry: But you are the most beautiful beauty in my eyes
Ginny: AAAwww. Harry that's so sweet
Harry: And now I must run!!
Contestants: Get back here Potter!!!
Harry ran through the halls with the enraged contestants hot on his trail. He ducked into the recoop room where he saw the twins doing homework.
Lianne: How was the contest??
Harry: Horrible
Aiden: You didn't die. We gonna wait for your body to appear here.
Harry: Maybe tomorrow when I have to go to classes. For now, Ill just hide out up here with you. Pizza??
And they ate together and the next morning, Harry was pulled apart the girls who showed no remorse, regenerated, pulled apart again, regenerated and then the girls got tired and let it rest.
Lianne: Our field trip is on a helicopter to Mount Everest!! Im so excited.
The Hogwarts 7th years were filing into a chartered helicopter that would take them over Mount Everest. They were all huddled up in coats that were no getting good use now. Everyone was broiling and could wait to get there.
Once over, the pilot magnified his voice (hes a wizard) and started explaining some facts about Everest. He then suggested they land down there so the students could get a closer look.
Aiden: Harry, I dare you to go down the trail and count to a 1000. Then head back up
Harry: Sounds easy enough
Lianne: Mark..get set…go!!!
Harry started counting and walked down the trail. Lianne turned to the pilot, complaining that she was feverish, her lungs were hurting and she was bleeding. Aiden cast a spell to make it look realistic. The pilot jumped quickly back into the chopper, not taking a head count and flew over to the St. Sora hospital in China.
Harry just came back up to the place 30 minutes after
Harry: Guys?? Guys!!!!
Knowing he was alone and this was the girls plan, he waited…and waited…and waited.
A sound was made across the air
Harry: Hello???
A huge monster landed in front of Harry. It was the fabled yetis that are said to live high up in mountains. Harry screamed his lungs out. The yeti picked him up and went back to his home. He made huge leaps over mounds and holes until he got to a cave. He laid Harry down and then made a loud cry. Some minutes later, the ground shook and more yetis came.
They then devoured Harry, much like the natives. The end
