A/N-Warning: This is the final chapter and I had to change the rating because it contains sex. Enjoy.
Rachel pushed back from the door and turned to wrap her legs around Santana's waist as she lifted her up to carry her to the bedroom. She laid Rachel gently on the bed and began kissing down her neck then crashed their lips together in a heated kiss. They were both full of want and heat combined with the overwhelming sensation of passion and love. Santana broke the kiss and quickly slid down Rachel's body, hooking one of her legs over her shoulder. Rachel giggled to herself a little because Santana seemed more eager than usual. She wants to just get to it, almost like she thinks Kurt is going to jump through the window and "cockblock her" at any moment. Rachel giggled again at the idea of that happening. Then all thought completely left her mind when she felt Santana slide her tongue inside her.
"Fuck, Santana," Rachel groaned, which only caused Santana to smile against her heated center. Rachel very rarely curses but when they are in the bedroom it tends to happen, which always leaves Santana with elevated levels of smug since she's the cause of it. After a few minutes Santana could already feel Rachel's leg muscles begin to tighten. she pulled back, with much protest from Rachel.
"Uh uh, not yet," Santana said as she smirked and slid back up Rachel's body. She kissed her roughly, letting Rachel taste herself on Santana's tongue. Santana hooked one of her legs around Rachel's hip and grabbed Rachel's other leg to wrap around her own and pulled back to whisper against her lips. "I want you to come with me."
Rachel gasped as she felt Santana's clit brushing against her own. Both of them moaning into each others mouths as they rocked faster into one another. Santana and Rachel both growing wetter at the sounds of their own grunts and groans filling the room. "Fuck, Rachel, I love you" Santana said against Rachel's mouth before forcing herself down into another passionate kiss. Those words sparked Rachel's orgasm to hit her suddenly, which caused Santana to come once she felt Rachel throbbing against her. Santana bit Rachel's chin lightly and she rode out her orgasm. Rachel leaned her head back filling the room with "fuck's", "Santana's" and "oh god's." Santana fell on top of Rachel, exhausted. Rachel giggled and wrapped her arms around her shoulders, kissing her neck. "I love you too."
Santana smiled down at her. "You better. I let you interrupt sex too many times to cater to Kurt. Loving me is the least you can do."
Rachel lightly slapped Santana's arm. She laughed and got off Rachel to slide behind and wrap and arm around her. They stayed cuddled close together until eventually falling asleep.
Santana and Rachel have finished their classes for the day. They are freshly showered after coming home from work. Santana is sitting on the couch with Rachel's head on her lap playing with her hair, just enjoying the comfortable alone time. Then they hear a knock at the door.
Rachel looked up confused. "Who is it?"
It's Kurt
Santana smiled excitedly. "Oh my god he actually knocked. This is the best day ever."
Rachel shook her head. "Come on in. It's open."
Kurt walked in looking a little uncomfortable. He greeted them both and then sat in his usual chair.
Santana stared at him with a huge smile on her face. "You knocked. I feel like a proud pet owner who just taught her dog how to sit. I felt like getting you a t-shirt with a vagina on it and a big X through it since lord knows you hate letting me get laid."
Rachel slapped Santana's thigh and sat up. "Stop it. I don't seem to recall anyone stopping you from getting it last night."
"Mmm, damn right." She leaned in to give Rachel a quick kiss.
Kurt sucked his teeth at them and scrunched his nose up. "You two look mighty cozy. I take it the cat is out of the bag?"
Santana quirked and eyebrow at him. "Is that some sort of pussy joke?"
Kurt rolled his eyes. "You know what I mean."
Santana smiled and reached down to lace her fingers between Rachel's. "But you know I just love messing with you"
Rachel smiled up at both of them. "Yes, Kurt. I told her I loved her and she said it back. Not that this is surprising to you because you knew her feelings before I did. Again."
Kurt kept his eyes on Rachel. "So when's the wedding?"
Santana's eyes grew wide. "Don't give her any ideas. We got time before I make her a Lopez."
Rachel turned to her shocked. "Why cant you be a Berry?"
Santana smiled. "Because I'm a human being."
Kurt started laughing but Rachel looked unamused. "Oh badumdish, how long have you been waiting for someone to set you up for that joke?"
Santana gave Rachel a side hug and kissed the top of her head. Kurt still couldn't take his eyes off Rachel. She got up to use the bathroom and his eyes followed her. A few minutes later when she returned she went into the kitchen to grab three bottles of water and made her way back to the living room to sit on the couch next to Santana his eyes were still on her.
Rachel rolled her eyes and sighed. "Okay, What? You've been staring at me since you got here. When I went into the kitchen you were staring at me. When I sat on the couch you were staring at me. When I got back from the bathroom you were staring at me. What is it?"
"I saw your vagina yesterday," Kurt said quickly.
Santana leaned over and punched him in the arm. "Don't be jealous just because you don't have one. And now you know the consequences of being where you aren't wanted."
Rachel laughed. "Oh Kurt I almost forgot. I got you something." She reached into her pocket and handed Kurt a key. "It's a key to the apartment."
Santana sighed and rolled her eyes. "Damnit, Rachel. You're killing me."
A/N: I laughed when I saw the review about how this story reminds you of Friends. That's what I was watching when I got inspired to write this. Loosely, Santana and Kurt are both like the Chandler and Rachel is like a Monica/Rachel hybrid.
I'll probably write a continuation of this at some point when I get inspiration again. I realize now if you read all of my stories they all could have just been combined together into one super long fic. One day when I'm bored but not inspired to write I might just put them all together in a collection for easier reading.
