ILaughToHideThePain here again. Next, Apporo Granz and Nnoitra have something up there sleeves. Nothing to say, so on to the story. Lastly we saw-!
Harribel: Ryen, just please get to the story. I am itching to torture our victims.
Gin: Yeah, what gives?
Me: First off, NEVER call me by my real name. Second, since you are " itching" to see torture, I will allow someone to do just that.
Gin's endless smile quickly turned into a scowl.
Gin & Harribel: And what is that supposed to mean?
Me: You know, Harribel, even IF you're my favorite Espada, you can't just avoid EVERY attempt and you end up scorching them. No, from now on, things will change.
Harribel:* scoffs* We will see about that, RYEN.
Gin just giggled. I don't trust him.
Chapter 4- Jitterbug
Harribel POV
After hours of trying to make ourselves look back normal, we finally succeeded. We no longer looked hideous-
All Espada report to the conference room immediately. Aizen's voice revebrated through the halls of Las Noches. Gin and I looked at each other with cautious looks.
" It is mandatory for us to attend ALL Espada meetings. I doubt that anyone will try anything. Ladies with dangerous powers first." Gin said, bowing.
" Still... stay on your toes." I said, making sure we would not get caught by suprise, well, Gin get caught off guard again.
Stark POV
"No... No! Aizen could'nt be that evil to make us look like... THIS!" I yelled in the mirror, looking at myself in horror.
" I could always hide inside of you, and come to think of it.. I will!" Our souls merged together.
" Aizen... you expect me to come to an Espada meeting looking like THIS?" I growled in frustration.
All Espada report to the conference room, except for Lilynette and-" There was an extremely long pause. I was praying that he would say Stark.
"That is all." The bastard!
Nnoitra POV
" Goodbye my lovely little collection." I said as I walked out of my specially made keyhole shaped door, making my way to Harribel's room. They won't know what hit them.
Conference Room
Aizen POV
Honestly, I just called this meeting to see Stark. I had no more black cloaks, since there were only three, so I wondered will he come or not. It was really amusing, really, this little war. I sipped on my cup of tea as my dear ladies and gentlemen entered the room... except for two.. Stark and Nnitoria. It was interesting to see that all of my Espada were unmistakingly avoiding Harribel and Gin. They kept at least a hallway's length from her. I had set up a table specifically across the room for Gin and Harribel. They seemed to be whispering about something. I will review the surveillance tapes to see what it is. After everyone sat down, I decided to screw with Harribel.
" My dear gentleman. It-" I dropped my cup of tea. St- Stark!
Harribel POV
The Espada burst out into laughter, and I could'nt blame them.
" There is our example." Gin said , giggling uncontrollably.
I just smirked under my jacket collar. It turned out, laughing was completely overrated. After that fake laughter I did with Stark, I was completely unnattracted to the thought of laughing anymore. There the Number One Espada was, Coyote Stark, nothing but some brown briefs. His skin was completely red, and steam was coming off of him still. Huh, I don't know my own strength. And the most amusing part was, ALL of his long hair was gone, and nothing sat on his head but a bang, that constantly wavered as he flew in. He sent me a cold glare, I looked at Gin, who was now cat-calling at Stark, making him even more angry.
Gin whistled, " How much for the apple, Lord Aizen?" Gin asked, holding back a laugh. The Espada laughed even louder, Grimmjow in particular. I looked to see what Ulquiorra was doing... he was currently...just... staring at me. I have never been scared of anything, but... those eyes were just looking at me... with so much emptiness... it creeped me out. The bad part about it, he was sitting right next to me! I tried to look cool and keep my composure and turned away, but Gin noticed this. He whispered,
" Tia, what's with Ulquiorra? He is scaring me."
Stark POV
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Aizen POV
I was in complete disbelief. This is what I LOOK LIKE? No, it could'nt be. Let me hurry with this meeting so I can look in the mirror.
" Silence." I said, and the room instantly got quiet. All eyes were on me, except for Ulquiorra's and Harribel's. Ulquiorra was just staring at her... with no distractions either. I could tell Harribel was getting uncomfortable under his gaze. I would prefer Harribel to NOT be distressed at this time.
" Harribel, Gin, you have a specific table you will be required to sit at from now on." In an instant, they were sitting at the designated table. Ulquiorra turned his head, continuing to stare at them. Harribel and Gin turned their chairs so their backs were turned, and whispering. Of course, I will not let them escape torture.
Harribel POV
*Whispering* " Gin, do you know anything about this?" I asked.
" No, Tia. I guess me and him will have to battle." I am confused. Battle?
" I do not understand what you are implying, Gin."
" I mean a staredown. Even Aizen could'nt beat me." I seriously doubt that he would beat Ulquiorra in a staredown. But nevertheless, anything to-
" Tia and Gin, I would be extremely happy if your backs wasn't turned to me while I lecture. It is a rude gesture." Aizen is so evil. We did what we were told, though. Only to be greeted by Ulquiorra's gaze. Those eyes...
" Ulquiorra, why don't you join them?" Oh hell no.
Ulquiorra POV
I quickly sonidoed and took a seat directly in front of them. I continued to untrelentless assault on them with my eyes. I never knew I could have such an effect on Espada. I must make use of this more often.
Normal POV
The conference room door slowly creaked open. Everyone turned to the door, revealing a very depressed looking Nnoitra sulking to his seat. All eyes were on him, except Aporro Granzs'. Aizen took note of this, and Harribel and Gin were too busy looking at the now interesting dull white table in front of them, trying to avoid Ulquiorra's gaze.
Aizen POV
I will be sure to review the cameras to see what they were up to. I glanced over at Harribel and Gin, smirking at the amusing situation. Ulquiorra was now leaning over the table, still staring at them. Why did I call this meeting again? Oh yes, Stark. I looked at him, who was literally steaming and muttering many profanities. He had yet to sit down, he was just hovering over his seat. Time for some more teasing.
" Stark, why are you hovering over your chair? All Espada are reqiured to sit in their required seats." Of course, Ulquiorra showed no sign of pain, but all of the Espada were unaware that Grimmjow and I were discreetly doing the same thing, even when walking. Every part of our body was severly burned, so we can't come in contact with anything.
Stark POV
"Calm down, Stark. Calm down. Calm down. It won't hurt. I am the strongest Espada." I tried to console myself in my head. I slowly lowered myself, getting closer and closer to the chair. Good thing all eyes were on Nnoitra, who looked suprisingly sad.
Aizen POV
" Nnoitra. You are late." I scolded, even though it hadn't even started. And will never start.
" I apologize, Lord Aizen. It will never happen again." All of the Espada's eyes widened, except for the ones at the new table, who were still in that situation, and Apporo's. They are up to something... Nnoitra looked at me, and I saw something in his eyes. It was something... pleading.
" Harribel and Gin-"
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!" Stark screamed as his ass grazed the chair.
That is exactly what I was waiting for. I could'nt help but chuckle as he balled his fists up tightly, trying to rid of the pain, but causing more. The room was again, filled with rowdy laughter. All was laughing, except for Harribel's table. And yet again, Apporo and Nnoitra.
"You are dismissed."
Harribel POV
Me and Gin quickly went into my room.
" Harribel, may I use the bathroom?" Bathroom? What in Hueco Mundo is a bathroom?
" I have no "bathroom."
Gin POV
No bathroom? So Hollows do not use the bathroom? So... ! The males have no... *Coughs* reproduction organs? Or the females? Huh. You learn something knew every day.
" Harribel, well, I need to use the bathroom. I will be back shortly." She looked confused, but nodded anyway.
I quickly ran down the halls, to my room. I shut the door, locking it, before going into the bathroom. I heard a noise, but it was probably someone walking through the halls.
Nnoitra POV
*whispering* " Bubble gum, hurry the fuck up!" I scolded as the pink haired man popped the lock on Gin's room. I was carrying a bag full of, well, I don't really know. I had asked this psycho to give me something that Harribel will remember. The door opened.
" What are you waiting for, you twit! Throw the bag in there!" Oh, yeah. I threw the bag in there, and immediately shut the door. Pinkie blocked the door with some sort of jello-like... stuff... that moved. Now, for Harribel!
Gin POV
Now I KNOW I heard something. I opened the door to the bathroom, to find a huge white bag laying in the middle of the floor. I was cautious, of course, after having that sheet of paper blow up in my face. My thoughts were quickly disturbed as the bag shifted.
" Hello? Whoever it is, show yourself."
" OK!" Many voices said, they were very shrilly. { Just imagine Alvin and the Chipmunks' voice}
The bag was sliced open by a scythe. A pink scythe, a very small pink scythe.
" ATTACK!"
Nnoitra POV
*whispering* " Are you sure these things can't be killed?" I asked, because if Gin and Harribel kill those things off, they will KNOW who did it, because Pinkie made sure to create Praying Mantises{?} with scythes that look exactly like mine. Bastard.
" Do you doubt my intelligence?" He said, flipping his hair. Such a drama queen.
" Just pop the lock and open the door."
Harribel POV
" Where is Gin?" I thought aloud... " Could they have gotten to him?" It has been at least fifteen minutes already. I got up, and reached for the doorknob.
Nnoitra POV
Pinkie opened the door, and I instantly threw the bag in the room, and Harribel got smacked with the bag, which tore and hundreds of little mantises scurried out, and yelled
"ATTACK!" Harribel sat up, only to be knocked back down by the little things. Me and Pinkie were laughing our guts out as the things poked Harribel with their scythes, leaving red dots all over her.
Harribel POV
" GET OFF!" I said as I thrashed about, getting my hair all messed up, AGAIN. With every poke, my body jerked in the opposite direction." DAMN YOU!"
Gin POV
" You know, all of this poking doesn't affect me. I have had my share of incidents with my zanpakto." I said, as the little creatures tried their best to poke the hell out of me.
" Hmm.. I haven't ate in a while. I wonder how you taste..." I said, licking my lips.
" RUN AWAY!" The little cretins yelled as they left the room in a hurry.
" COME BACK!" I said, making them pick up the pace.
The Next Day...
Everyone was at the Espada meeting, excluding Nnoitra and Apporo Granz, having laughed to hard. Harribel had yet to come...
" Where is Harribel, Gin?" Aizen asked, sipping at his tea. Gin's smile faltered.
" She... had to make... some adjustments." Aizen knew what happened, he just wanted to tease her, like Stark.
Nnoitra POV
" We totally got her!" I said, as we walked to the meeting. Pinkie laughed in agreement.
Normal POV
The doors of the Conference Room forcibly bust opened, creating a crack in the wall. Aizen did'nt care, though. He just wanted to tease her.
Aizen POV
She was walking extremely awkward. Her body was stiff, and every two seconds a part of her suddenly twitched. How delightful! She made her way to her table, with Gin looking extremely docile. How did he manage to get away from those things? Gin... is an very weird individual.
Harribel POV
" D-damn it, G-gin!" I said as I stuttered everytime I was about to twitch. " H-How-" My arm shot up, Gin dodged it, barely.
" I had a very nice dinner." He said with a smile. He quickly moved his chair away as I unwillingly tried to punch in the face. Apporo Granz smirked at me,
" You will pay."
Eh, it was alright. And that Ulquiorra thing was NOT his prank. It was just someone ordered him- I mean he DECIDED to do that. Anyways, next is Zommari! I already have an idea for him, and it is HILARIOUS!
