Not really a pairing, but obvious GrimmUlqui
Title: Catnip Troubles
Prompt: Something to do with Grimmjow, Gin and catnip from XtremeQueen1234
Grimmjow was bored. Extremely bored. That stupid fucker Aizen had sent his Ulquiorra on a trip to the World of the Living on a mission, and he'd been gone for several days already with nothing new to report. Which probably meant at least another week without his favorite Espada, Grimmjow thought glumly.
As the blue haired Sexta paced the halls in boredom, Gin sat in the control room, mixing a mug of Isomething/I and watching Grimmjow through the security cameras and smiling very very widely. Even more so than his normal grin, which was creepy enough, but this smile of his was scary enough to stand a chance against Unohana.
"Well, someone's in a bad mood today." Grimmjow whirled around at the voice, relaxing as he realized it was only Gin.
"Well, someone's sticking his undersized dick where it doesn't belong," he retorted, returning to his pacing. Gin's smile never left his face, as he walked closer to the fidgety Espada.
"Someone like you, needs to be cheered up a bit! Especially on a lovely day such as this." Grimmjow eyed the silver haired man suspiciously as he gestured at the (noticeably fake) blue sky outside the window.
"What d'ya have behind your back?..."
Gin simply smiled even wider. "Open wide, Grimmy!—" And he tossed the mug of what he'd been mixing earlier onto Grimmjow, who'd just opened his mouth to reply. Soggy catnip flew all over his face, into his mouth, and down his throat, the pungent scent filling his mind with sparkles and rainbows. Inhaling deeply and almost choking, Grimmjow's blue eyes widened. "I..."
"Yes, Grimmjow? Did you mean to say something?"
Grimmjow's eyes were practically swirling with vividness as the catnip-in-water overtook his brain. "I...I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIVE!" he shouted, racing down the halls in full hyper mode. Gin chuckled to himself, wincing as he heard screams and the sound of something large breaking.
"I do hope he doesn't..." Gin trailed off, flinching as the sounds of Grimmjow's war cry and something shattering traveled down the hallway to his ears.
Several broken walls, a cracked sky, a few burnt Arrancar, and half an hour later, Aizen&Co. were desperate. The top three Espada were sitting out, preferring not to get involved no matter how much Aizen pleaded with them. Nnoitra was currently in emergency medical help, as were Szayel and Aaronniero, while Yammi was too busy stuffing his face with Zommari in the relatively undamaged kitchen to care. Finally, Aizen saw no choice—he called Ulquiorra back from his mission in the World of the Living to deal with the hyperactive Grimmjow.
Said hyperactive kitty froze as he felt the Garganta open, the familiar spiritual pressure enter the halls of Los Nachos. A wicked grin on his face, he raced at breakneck speed through the castle, yowling at the top of his yowl-capable lungs. "ULQUIORRAAAAA! YOU'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Sighing, Ulquiorra shifted his body as he heard Grimmjow race into the room, sending the high-speed furball crashing into the opposite wall, breaking it into several hundred pieces as Aizen looked on in dismay. "My...wall...!"
"Who cares about your fucking wall!" Grimmjow rose from the rubble, tackling his Cuarta. "ULQUIORRA'S BACK!"
Wrapped in Grimmjow's catnip-strengthened arms, Ulquiorra sighed as his back hit the ground. "Grimmjow, who gave you catnip again?"
"ULQUIORRA! Nobody cares about the catnip! I love you sooooooooooo much! I like catnip! I love you THIIIIIIISSS MUCH!" He held out his arms exaggeratedly. "You were gone for so long, Ulquiorra! Why did you leave me! You hate me, dont you? Don't you!" That said, Grimmjow began sobbing, still on top of Ulquiorra, as Aizen stared on in horror from the corner where he was hiding.
"Grimmjow, I assu—"
"Of course you don't! You looooooove me! You really really looooove me!" Grimmjow got a sudden creepy grin on his face, bouncing up and down from where he sat on Ulquiorra. "You make me so horny, Ulquiorra! Will you can you —"
"I will do whatever you want me to do if you'll shut up, Grimmjow!" For once, Ulquiorra actually seemed angry, trying and failing to push Grimmjow off of himself. Caught up in his surprise at him being surprised at his anger, Ulquiorra failed to notice the grin on the other Espada's face...
Gin sighed, tutting as he watched the video feed. "Perhaps I added a bit too much Viagra to the catnip?..."
I know that this probably should go in SmallBig, my GrimmUlqui oneshot collection, but...Well, I have the feeling Gin's got a little..."thing" for Grimmy, if you know what I mean XD
This is a request from one of my lovely reviewers, XtremeQueen1234, for something with "Grimmjow, Gin and catnip." And it was preferably to be humor oriented (and if you know me, there's obviously gonna be at least a bit of yaoi in it XD).
Aizen seems a bit too scared of Grimmjow to be normal...
Aizen: No I didn't! *denial*
Shiro: Huhuhu...of course you were! Didn't you see the way you cowered in the corner?
Aizen: I didn't! *denial*
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra: *CENSORED*
Shiro: ...Let's...let's go now...*sweatdrops*
Aizen: *eyes wide in horror* Y-yeah...
