Party Disaster Chapter Four

Party Disaster Chapter Four

Sasuke's P.O.V.

I was sitting in my dorm, hearing Naruto in the bathroom, trying to get his tux on. It was time for the party.

"ERG!"

"EEEEH!!"

"HMPH!"

"GAHHHH!"

"TOILET BOWL!!"

I sighed, Naruto is such an idiot. Once he went to the girls' bathroom.

"Naruto, you baka, are you out yet?" I questioned.

"DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M READY!?" yelled Naruto.

"Nah," I replied. "It sounds like you're ready to poop out a baby." I laughed inside.

"Grr…" I heard Naruto breathe.

After twenty LONG minutes…

"O.K.!!" yelled Naruto as he came out.

"Finally…" I said, bored out of my mind.

"Let's go!" yelled Naruto.

"Yeah, I tried to tell you that, but you were too busy pooping in the bathroom." I muttered.

Naruto ignored my comment, and went towards the door. Once he turned around, I noticed there was toilet paper on his dress pants. I held in my laugh, my face turning slightly red.

"Yeah, yeah, stop laughing ladies-man. I know I took too long in the bathroom." said Naruto as I walked behind him, out of the dorm.

I kept quite, this was just too funny.

"Teme baka, you there?" asked Naruto, glancing back, seeing my red face. "Are you okay? You look like you have a fever."

"F-f-fine, ne-never better." I stuttered, trying not to laugh.

"Okay then..." said Naruto as we walked to the party room.

Sakura's P,O.V.

So this is what a party is…

I looked around, couples dancing, people singing and dancing on stage, lots of food on the tables, many balloons, loads of lights, and an awesome Dj to kick it off.

"Hmm… not bad." I said to Ino.

"Duh not bad! It's amazing! And guess who designed it?" asked Ino, very excited.

"You did." I answered simply.

"Aw man! How did you know?" asked Ino.

"You told me a billion times when I got here." I said. Ino laughed.

"Aha, yes I know!" Ino exclaimed. "Shika-kun! Let's dance!" She grabbed Shikamaru's hand and they started dancing.

Hmm… It's like Ino's drunk or something. She's acting all crazy, and hyper.

Then there was a bunch of screams… Oh crap, it's him.

"SASUKE-KUN!!" yelled the Sasuke fan-club leader.

"SASUKE-KUN! MARRY ME!"

"DANCE WITH ME!"

"I'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME!"

"PLEASE! LET ME HELP YOU GET SOME DRINKS!"

"SASUKE-KUN!! I LOVE YOU!!"

"MARRY ME!!"

I covered my ears tightly, that stupid Sasuke-kun is the spotlight's attention. It seems like those girls can't see the real things in a guy, just their looks.

I sighed, wishing those girls would shut the hell up!

The girls were swarming up to Sasuke, and he couldn't breathe, it was a funny sight thou.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

I'm getting attacked by fan-girls!!

"Nar-u-to!!" I yelled.

"Sorry man, I don't wanna get on the these girls' bad side." Naruto said, he was on the side, leaning on the wall.

"Crap." I muttered. Fan girls grabbed me, my hair, tux, and the leader tried to kiss me! EW!

I got to the bottom, and the fan girls were close behind.

"Crap." I repeated. I looked around to see if anyone was willing to help.

Then, I caught a glimpse of that pink haired girl, Sakura, wasn't it? I gave her pleading eyes, she just lifted an eye brow, and smiled wickedly at me.

"Help," I begged.

She stopped leaning against the wall, walked over to Naruto, and slapped him on his head.

"SMACK!"

"OWWW!!" yelled Naruto. Sakura laughed to herself. She turned around, and saw me.

"Heh.. help?"

She tapped the leader of the fan club group.

"WHAT!?" she yelled.

"You know, there's a free 'Sasuke I Love You Shirts' at the lobby. You should get them. They're gonna get sold out soon." Sakura made it sound real, and it sounded like truth, no lie, and it was very smooth.

"OMG! NO WAY! GIRLS!! COME ON! WE HAVE TO GET SOME FREE SASUKE I LOVE YOU SHIRTS! LET'S GO!" the leader of the fan club yelled.

All the girls stopped pulling at me, and ran down to the lobby.

"Ah, thanks." I said to Sakura.

"Yeah, you owe me, like… two." she said. I walked over to Naruto, and slapped him hard in the head.

"OWWWWW!!" yelled Naruto, rubbing his head. "What is today? Slap Naruto day?"

"Apparently, it is because you're being a dumbass!" I yelled.

This is officially the worst, the worstparty EVER.

I grabbed Naruto's ear, and dragged him all the way back to the dorm with me.