A/N: Well, at least I didn't have to rewrite this one! XD
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Mitchy- I have thought about it, yes, but if I ever decide to actually write it, I would have to do so much more research on the original thriteen than what I've already done. XD
Conflict-In-Crossfire- XD I'm glad Primus's expense made you laugh! She is generally not happy with me though XD
Primus followed Fowler out the door, the darkness consuming the two as they argued. "I cannot believe you talked me into this."
"I can make a very compelling argument. Being God, and everything." Primus sent the man the most devious smirk the human face had most likely ever made.
Fowler scowled. "That's it, we're going back inside! And you're A god, not my god!"
"Go back inside, and when I get back into my frame, I will tear you apart!"
Fowler's eyes widened. "Excuse me? What kind of god threatens to tear people apart! I thought that was Unicron!"
"Unicron doesn't have the bearings to be this mean. Get in your boring car, and drive me to see Optimus Prime!"
Fowler growled as he stomped back to his car. "It's not boring!"
"If it was a Cybertronian, it would be like, 'I had energon for breakfast, it was yummy.' How much more boring can you get?"
"At least my car wasn't glued to a throne!"
"Frag you." Primus climbed into the car, and crossed her arms. "Frag you to the pit."
Fowler sighed. "I can't believe I'm arguing with a psychopath."
Primus glared. "You are on my slag list. Keep it up, and you might beat Amalgamous for first place!"
"So what? I'm second place now?"
"Third. Unicron will always be in second place."
Unicron sneezed, and pink goo came out of his Pseudo-nose. Josh made a disgusted face. "Ew, Dude! That is disgusting!"
"I can't help it!" Unicron sniffed it back up, and Josh made another disgusted face.
"Bro!"
"Sorry." Unicron shrugged. "It's normal for my kind."
"What if my brother saw that?"
Unicron shrugged again. "Where is he anyways?"
"He ran off home again. Mom called him back. Well, threatened him back."
"So your 'mother' is like Primus?"
"What do you mean?"
"She threatens your life if you do something wrong."
Josh snorted. "You're kidding right?"
"No."
"You're married to a psychopath."
Unicron jumped up, and covered Josh's mouth. "Shh! She might hear you say that!"
Josh snorted as he pushed Unicron away. "Come on dude! Chill!" Josh's smile grew. "You're scared of your wife!"
"Ha! Joke's on you! I don't know what a wife is!"
Josh just laughed as Unicron sat back down with a smug look on his face. Josh calmed down as he leaned back in his chair. "For a god of destruction, you aren't so scary."
"Primus is the scary one. It is amazing how brainwashed she has everybody." Unicron sighed.
"What about your children?"
"Megatronus is the only nice one. He takes after me. Then again, there was no telling how All Spark would have turned out."
"All Spark?"
Unicron just shook his helm. "Tough subject. I shouldn't have brought it up."
Josh nodded. "I see.
Primus glared at the cliff. "Wow, how original. Trap door in the side of an organic cliff."
Fowler drove through, and stopped as quickly as he could. He swung open his door, and quickly climbed out, slamming his door shut behind him. "I CAN'T STAND HER ANYMORE!"
Primus climbed out of the car as well, and rolled her eyes. She walked forward, and into the elevator with Fowler. "Maybe you could use to use the stairs. You're 'stomach' looks quite bloated."
The elevator opened again, and Fowler stomped out. "Your god is a monster!"
Primus stepped out of the elevator and stared at the huge beings. A white and orange one, Ratchet, stared at Fowler with huge optics. "Excuse me?"
"Primus, or whoever it is, is a freaking monster!"
A human girl stepped out from behind Ratchet. "Dude, I think Fowler's lost it! Look he even brought another human!"
"I am as much human as you are Cybertronian." Primus shot back.
Optimus stared down. "Fowler, I do not understand."
"Hey! You! Listen up, I'm only going to explain once. Big green guy, Bulkhead, questions at the end, and I'll try to use small words for your small processor." Primus smirked at her own insult. "I am Primus! Feel free to bow down before me! I am here because Megatron sealed me in the fragging body! I need to find Unicron, and set this reality back to normal. Any questions?"
Ratchet snorted. "This human has clearly lost her processor!"
Fowler sighed. "That's what I thought."
"Then why did you bring her here?" Optimus asked.
"Because, I hold a intriguing argument, Orion." Primus smirked.
Bulkhead growled. "It's Optimus!"
"Oh, did I hit a nerve, big guy?" Primus snorted. "I don't care. I need to get onto Megatron's ship, find my frame, and get back my powers so I can create the aft out of that guy!"
Optimus bent down to get on eye level with Primus. "We will try to help you."
"What?" Ratchet yelled.
"We have just observed high amounts of energon radiation spikes, Ratchet. If what she says is true, then it might be the reason for what has been happening."
The human girl looked up at Primus. "So if you're their god, why are you in human form?"
Fowler smirked. "This is the good part. Tell them. Tell them why you couldn't take Megatron out."
Primus growled. "I hate you. You just took position number one!"
"Tell me!"
"My servos were tied."
"Tell them how."
"Amalgamous glued me to a throne."
Fowler burst out laughing again. "Serves you right!"
"Amalgamous, one of the original thirteen?" Ratchet asked.
"Yes, my sparkling."
Bulkhead looked down at her. "What about Solus?"
"Why? Are you trying to Frag her? Cause she has a high standard." Primus glanced around. "Isn't there supposed to be two more Autobots. Arcee and Bumblebee. Glitch and Annoying child."
Bulkhead snorted. "Well she got Arcee spot on."
