Disclaimer: I'm running out of ways to say 'I don't own the x-men.'
Down in Area 52, Nick Fury was watching carefully as a swat team assembled into formation. This special team of professionals was the We Hate You division, also known as WHY. As in, why was the government spending millions of dollars on a special swat team to deal with peaceful teenagers. As the team assembled in their mutant-proof combat stealth suits, Nick Fury sighed. His bosses refused to believe that there was no security breach; it was just a bunch of people making up stories. No, his bosses wanted answers, and getting those answers usually involved shooting, explosions, and wasting tons of money. As he was thinking, Nick's cellphone went off. It was his bosses, again.
"Is everything in position?" a deep voice asked on his cellphone.
"Yes, we will soon be ready to invade the manor at Saturday at 0900 hours. Permission to speak freely?"
"Granted."
"With all due respect (none whatsoever), this attack is uncalled for and a total waste of money."
"We have more than enough money to pay for this and any other missions, and your opinion is not wanted."
Nick sighed, they wanted an attack and they would get one. "If we have all this money, any chance of a raise?" For all the grief Nick went through, he got about as much money as the gossip columnist for the paper, minus the publicity.
"Permission to speak freely withdrawn. Obey your orders. Don't screw up." With these words, Nick hung up and put away his cellphone. The mutants were in for a big surprise.
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While Nick was preparing an attack on the mansion, somebody else was planning a similar attack on the mansion. No, it is not Magneto. It was Logan. Logan, finally convinced that he would have to keep looking for his past elsewhere, was meeting with Professor Xavier.
"It's brilliant, the perfect exercise to test these kids." Logan exclaimed.
Xavier was cautious, Logan's other ideas had a tendency to cause disasters. "Remind me what you are going to do again."
"We're going to simulate an attack on the Institute. I've got a couple reliable friends I convinced to pretend to be hostile soldiers. They'll attack the Institute with some weapons Hank designed. We are conveniently out of town, so the kids have to 'defend' themselves from the attack."
"I suppose the children could use some training. Remind me again how you know these people."
"Met them in a bar."
"Great, I'm going to trust my students with a group of drunks."
"Yep. That a problem?"
"Nah. When's this attack going to happen."
"We'll leave soon, and the fake attack will be on Saturday at 9:00.
"Sounds good. Let's start packing."
Xavier and Logan left to go pack for their vacation.
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Downstairs, Scott was reading through his internet self-help guide to love. With the help of the guide, he realized his relationship with Jean sucked, and that he should start fixing it. The first item on the list said that a romantic dinner would help repair the bond between them. Then, Jean came into the room telekinetically carrying a couple giant boxes.
"Hey Jean." Scott said.
"Hey Scott, what's up?"
"Nothing much. Say, are you interested in dinner tonight, just the two of us."
"Sure, any special occasion?"
"We've officially been going out for 187 days."
"You're counting?"
"Errrr…"
"Never mind, I'd love dinner tonight. See ya." Jean lightly kissed Scott and walked into the next room mentally carrying the boxes. Scott smiled, something was accually going right with his relationship with Jean (don't get too happy, I get to ruin their date later in the chapter).
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After about an hour of searching through the entire mansion, Kurt and Rogue finally found Kitty. Kitty was in her bedroom lying down on her bed listening to an Ipod. When Kurt and Rogue walked into the room, she took off her headphones and looked up.
"Hey Kitty. Bad news, we got busted. We have to take the laptops back to school." Kurt informed Kitty.
"Well, that's not so bad. At least we like don't have extra danger room sessions with Logan."
"We got extra danger room sessions too."
"Oh. That sucks."
"Come on, let's get this over with."
"Wait a second, if Kurt is the one who got the laptops, then like why are all of us being punished?"
"Because that wouldn't be a very good story line." Rogue replied suddenly.
"Huh?"
"I have no idea what I just said. But, look on the bright side, Lance should be at school too."
Kitty beamed at the thought of seeing Lance, and Rogue was busy trying to figure out what came over her. Chalking it up to the late night danger room sessions, she dismissed her weird comment.
"So, let's get going." Kurt said, while grabbing Kitty and Rogue. Then, the three of them teleported out of the room.
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At school, the three mutants teleported into an empty classroom. Looking around, they made sure nobody was around, and then went into the hallway.
"I got these laptops from room 102, that's around the corner and five doors that way."
As the mutants turned across the corner, they met up with Remy.
"Chere, what a pleasant surprise" Remy said, surprised and very happy.
"Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse" Rogue replied miserably.
Piertro sped in and asked "So, what brings the perfect x-geeks to summer school?"
"Yo, who are we talking to?" Toad, Blob, Lance, and Wanda were running behind Piertro, lacking his super speed to get to the three x-men.
"Hey Kitty" Lance said, also pleased that his girlfriend had suddenly appeared in summer school.
"Hey Lance" Kitty replied, just as happy as Lance.
"Oh brother, I think I'm going to be sick." Piertro replied, obviously annoyed.
"Much as I hate to agree with Piertro on anything, we really should put those computers back."
"Wait, you guys stole computers?" Remy, who had been busy admiring Rogue, looked up.
"Well, Kurt stole the computers; we're just like, guilty by association."
All of the Brotherhood mutants except Lance and Wanda looked obviously confused. "It means Kurt got busted, but we were around so we got blamed too."
"Oh, that makes more sense."
"What did you need computers that bad for anyway?"
"Well, Kurt found this really cool website, so he got us laptops so we could like look at them. It's a bunch of online stories about us."
"Huh"
"People wrote fictional stories about us and posted them on the internet."
Rogue popped open her laptop and opened up a few stories. The Brotherhood mutants (plus Remy) all crowded around the computer, wanting to see the stories. Lance eventually gave up and went into one of the classrooms. He returned with six more laptops.
"Here, I got us 6 new laptops. By the way, you can keep those laptops as long as you want."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, I just asked Mr. Harton. He's so stoned; he agreed to let us all keep these laptops."
"Cool."
While the Brotherhood mutants were crowding around their laptops, Remy was busy flirting with Rogue.
"So chere, you doing anything tonight?"
"That it, were leaving!" Rogue yelled. She grabbed onto Kitty and Kurt and yelled at Kurt, "Take us home, now."
"Bye Lance" Kitty said as the three of them disappeared with a whiff of smoke.
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Back at the Institute, Logan had met up with Scott, who was busy getting ready for his date with Jean.
"Hey kid, we're going out of town, so I need you to watch over everybody until we get back."
"Who's leaving?"
"Me, the Professor, Hank, and Storm. You're going to be the oldest person left, so I expect you to watch over these kids."
"But, I have a date tonight."
"Well then, have your date here, but to NOT leave these kids alone. Got it?"
"Yes"
Logan left the room to get together with the other adult mutants. Scott was bummed; his romantic dinner with Jean was going to be canceled. Then, an idea popped into his head. If he couldn't take Jean out for dinner, maybe he could have a romantic dinner in the institute.
Turns out a lied when I said I get to make ROMY fans hate me (but don't worry, they will. I'm just making sure JOTT fans hate me first). Hey, I need something to make people look forward to the next chapter. Speaking of which, review or there won't be a next chapter.
