REID'S Revenge: Rossi

As Reid was contemplating his next target, Rossi yelled down to Reid,"Hey Kid, can you get me a coffee and bring it up to me?" It was then that sealed Rossi's fate. It wasn't that Reid was unwilling to get coffee for Rossi, it was that Rossi is forever asking him to do it for him. Just like at the bar that fateful night. He didn't even try to help Reid, he just laughed and asked Reid to bring him a drink on the way back after he had sung. Arrogant prick, Reid thought as he took Rossi his coffee.

Hotch who had heard the whole thing and saw the look on Reid's face, had put two and two together and went back to his thoughts of the previous day and suddenly he got worried. Morgan on you tube, Emily as Barbie and J.J. doing it Gangman Style as he had found out later that day. OH OH…OH NO, Reid is plotting and getting his revenge. GOD help ME, Hotch thought. Since it was Rossi's turn, he would sit back and watch what Reid did to Rossi and pray that his wouldn't be too bad.

Reid had gotten back to his desk and finished his paperwork in record time, even for him. That gave him time to look up his victim and plan his revenge out. Reid had looked up both of Rossi's ex-wives, their phone numbers and he was a little surprised to find out that they both lived within driving distance of Quantico. It was all coming together in his mind.

Every Thursday providing that they were not on a case, Rossi goes to his favorite club, where they play song from the "Rat Pack" days, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin type songs. It was time to emplament step one. Reid logged onto Facebook and looked to see if either of his ex-wives had an account, sure enough both of them do. Good.

Step two: See if Rossi has one… He does , even better.

Step three:Get into Rossi's account. Reid has Rossi's personal e-mail since Rossi has e-mailed him a few times from it in the past. Now the password…HMMMM….Reid tried the name of his first best seller.. nope. Then Reid thought of Rossi's favorite song,"My Way" and tried that BINGO.. Really Rossi? "My Way"… figures. Looking through Rossi's friends he was surprised to see that both of his ex-wives were friends, even better.

Step four: He sent messages to both women asking them to meet him at his club at 8:30 and 8:45 respectively. Now all he had to do was wait until Thrusday. It was Tuesday today so not that long.

Wednesday rolled around and Reid was kept busy doing a consult for the local police.

Finally, Thrusday. Reid had looked up the address again just to make surehe was right and left work earlier then he normally did. Saying that he was done his work and some of both Morgans and Emily's so he was heading home. Reid got home, took a shower and changed into some plank pants, white shirt, black tie and blazer and the crowning touch, a black fedora.

He got to the club and saw Rossi there already, perfect. It was 8:15. Elizabeth should be there in 15 mins. And Lola in 30 min. Reid ordered a Burbon and did something even stranger, he lit up a cigar since the concept of the bar was the olden days of music.

AHHHH…Showtime, Elizabeth was right on time."David, how nice to see you" Elizabeth greeted him.

"Why, Elizabeth, how nice to see you too" Rossi said in a surprised voice, please join me, if you are alone. Just as the waitress came to take Elizabeth's order and see if Rossi needed a refill "That Old Black Magic" came on. Rossi asked her to dance and off to the dance floor they went.

Wow thought Reid, Rossi has moves. Reid looked at his watch 8:40, five more mins. And Lola should be here.

As Rossi was bringing Elizabeth back to the table, In walked Lola. Talk about polar oppisite, Reid thought, where as Elizabeth was as classy as her name, Lola was, well, for lack of a better word,trampy. Dressed in a dress so short, that if she sneezed wrong, it would show the world her…assets. Where Elizabeth was an ellagant blonde, Lola was a brash redhead.

Reid took out his I-phone 4 a gift from Garcia, and put it on record.

"DAVY" Lola all but yelled "How are you?" Rossi looked up and winced,"Lola, what brings you here?" he asked.

Lola giggled and said"Oh Davy, who are you sitting with?" Rossi quickly introduced both of his ex-wives to eachother, Elizabeth Rossi meet Lola Mitchell.

"Ohh, wife number two huh, Davy" Lola commented. Rossi winced again and hoped that Lola would move on."You don't mind if I join you both , do you Lizzie, Davy?" "Please, do Lisa" Elizabeth said in a frosty voice."That's Lola,Lizzie" Lola corrected.

"How do you know David?, Leanne" Elizabeth asked in an even frostier voice." Oh, I am Davy's third wife" Lola said.

Reid was having a grand time watching Rossi wiggle like a worm on a hook.

"Once again, Lizzie, it's Lola stated in an angry voice. "So, So sorry, my mistake Lorna. As the night progressed the two women got cattier and Dave got more uncomfortable, and Reid, well he continued recording the whole thing.

"Lizzie, I'm going to the little girls room, would you like to join me? " Certainly" Elizabeth and Lola went off together and Dossi heard Elizabeth ask,"So, how did you meet David?" "Oh I met Davy in Vegas, he was watching my show and he introduced himself after wards we ended up getting drunk and married."Lola answered.

" Really?" hmmm."How long were you two married, then?""Oh just two years, Davy wanted kids and I didn't, plus he was always gone." They got back to the table as the song"That's Why the Lady is a Tramp" came on. Elizabeth looked at Rossi and said,"Well, I see the song choice is about right, Lola not catching on as quick as Rossi, finally figured out and started yelling about how it was better to be a tramp then an ice queen.

Before it could breakout into a fight, Rossi got Elizabeth and Lola out of the bar. Reid shut down his recording, headed outside and finished a bit more recording, then posted it on you tube under the title of, Why you never introduce your ex-wivs to eachother, and he left.

Rossis revenge was over and done with.