Hey everybody! I know I said I'd be cancelling this story but I know a bunch of you don't want me to, so I will be updating every once in a while. I just had this chapter on my computer already and thought I'd post it for you. Please forgive the spelling errors. I was being lazy and didn't feel like it...
Please read the Author's Notes at the bottom!!
Now in unision, Jirayia, Tsunade, and even Deidara joined together to say, "WHAT?!"
Eh…oops…damn! Now what do I do?!
"I mean…um, How DARE you still be alive, you evil Akatsuki bonehead!!" struggling to look angry at Deidara who just sat there with his mouth open, not sure what to do, Ayako thought, He's so cute!
"What, UN! Is Your Problem?! UN! We summoned, un, you! You ungrateful little-" Deidara started to yell at Ayako.
"You what…" I was summoned? Why? I don't get it…
"You bastard!" Tsunade was now over her shock, "You did what?!"
"I said, un, that we summoned her! UN!"
"How can you summon a girl?! I bet she's just in league with you guys, that's how she knew you!"
"Uh-un! UN! I've never met her before! Un! I just helped summon her! Un!" Deidara was getting very agitated with this questioning/yelling. "What's it to you, you old hag lady!! UN!"
And then a vein popped in Tsunade head. Next thing Deidara knows, is that her elbow unmercifully crashed onto his head, thus knocking him unconscious.
Breathing heavily, Tsunade turned to a dumbfounded Jiraiya and Ayako.
"That was so cool, Tsunade!!" Ayako gushed. She's so awesome!!
"You!" pointing her finger at Ayako, Tsunade wasn't letting her off the hook.
"Eh?" Uh-oh…
"Jiraiya, I'm tired and completely worn out. I want you to beat her up for me."
"What?!" both of them cried at once.
Somewhere else…
What's taking Deidara so long? He knows that I don't like to wait! I hope that he got knocked on the head…
Back to Where We Were…
"You want me to beat her up?!" Jiraiya didn't look too happy about having to beat up a girl.
"Yes, you dummy! Just knock her around a bit then tie her to a tree. See?" Tsunade had taken Deidara's unconscious body and tied him to a nearby tree. "It's not that hard."
"B-but, Hime…" Jiraiya started to protest.
"No buts! Just do it! I'm getting a headache!"
"ugh…" turning to face the girl, Jiraiya was surprised to see she had already positioned herself next to a nearby tree.
"Um….I was really hoping you wouldn't have to beat me up if I just let you tie me to a tree…" She looked up at him with a cute, innocent expression and hope filling her eyes.
It brought Jiraiya to tears, "Ahh! Tsunade-Hime! I can't beat up this girl! Look! She's already put herself next to a tree and's waiting for me to tie her up!"
Tsunade had been sitting down holding her head between her hands, trying to get rid of her headache. That idiot! Doesn't he realize she could be a spy!
"Fine! If you won't do it, I will!" and with that, she got up and walked over to Ayako, her hands glowing blue with chakra.
Ayako visibly gulped. Good-bye world…
Reaching to Ayako, Tsunade looked down expecting t see her try to fight back, but was disappointed. The girl just stared at her feet looking like she expected to die any second. What's her deal? Isn't she gonna try to fight?
Hmm…"Hey, girly! "
"Yeah?" Ayako looked up at the person whom she'd always wanted to meet and be friends with.
Damn! Looking into her eyes, Tsunade didn't see any betrayal or dishonesty. She only saw a very helpless girl looking as if her day had come.
"Ugh! Jiraiya, just tie her up! And stop you're crying!" Jiraiya still had tears in his eyes at seeing a poor girl almost get hit by Tsunade.
"H-hai, Hime!" Oh happy day! She'll live! Wait, that sounds familiar…
"Thank you Tsunade!!" Ayako was just glad to be able to breathe a little bit longer. She's awesome! But what made her change her mind…
Stupid chit…just had to look so innocent! I still don't completely trust her though….Hmm…it's getting dark…
And it was true. The sun was setting, casting a rosy glow over them all. Turning to her left, Tsunade saw that Ayako was indeed tried to the tree and what's more, staring at her.
"What are you staring at me for?" This girl is just plain weird...
"Eh! I'm sorry!" Shoot! I got caught staring! But it's so hard not to stare…I mean, I just happened to wake up and meet the person I've always admired? How can't I stare?
"Whatever…Jiraiya."
Jiraiya had been writing furiously in his notebook for Icha Icha Paradise after having inspiration come to him seeing a girl from some other world. This is brilliant! "Hai, Tsunade?"
"We're gonna have to stay here for the night. We'll take shifts in watching these two," pointing to Ayako and the still unconscious Deidara, "You take first watch. I need to sleep off this headache." And with that, she set up a tent and laid down in it.
Upon hearing her breathing regulate, Jiraiya decided it was time to figure out the girl. Turning towards her and putting his notebook down, he looked up at her face.
"So then, miss Ayako…"
Ayako had been busy thinking about how it looked like Tsunade would never like her when she heard her name spoken by him.
"Yeah?"
"You really didn't know how you came to our world?" he asked watching her face for any clues of lying.
"No, I didn't…but…" here, she stopped herself from saying what had been bugging her since Deidara said she'd been summoned for something.
"Hmm? But what?"
Wondering if she could trust him with her feelings, Ayako looked into his face. Would he think I'm crazy if I confide everything? For now, I guess I can just say…
"But…I don't know why they summoned me…" I don't understand…Why me?
"Well, maybe you've got something they need." He responded thoughtfully.
"But…in my world, I'm just a normal teenage highschooler. Nothing special…unless you count my obsession with pandas…" blushing at how absurd that sounded, Ayako looked back down at her feet.
"…Are pandas the animals you wear on you pajamas?" he asked with a slight smile on his face.
"Eh! Aw….I'm still in my pajamas!" This is so embarrassing! I was supposed to look cool!
"What's wrong with your pj's? I think they're cute."
"But, I'd always dreamt of meeting you and Tsunade wearing something cooler…" drat! Forgot he doesn't know exactly…But, hey! He thinks my pj's are cute!
"That brings me to my other question…what do you mean by that there's a legend about us in your world?" still staring intently at her face, he waited.
"…well, you know how you're famous as a legendary sannin here?"
"Uh-huh…"
"well, you're famous in my world, too. All of these stories about you and a lot of others in the village are written down in my world. And a lot of people read them and are just crazy about all of you."
"Whom do you mean by others in the village?"
"Well, the stories are mostly centered around Naruto-"
"Naruto?!"
"Uh, yeah, the stories began with him and how he's met everybody, like you and Tsunade…and the stories also are told in the eyes of the good guys and bad guys…"
"You mean the Akatsuki."
"Yeah."
"Alright, so then…in your world, there are…um books I would presume?"
"yes." You don't know how right you are on that point…
"And then…a whole bunch of people read them and know about us?"
"Yeah…that's pretty much it…" other than that you guys are in a comic book…
"Well, I don't really see much of a reason not to trust you, so…"
"So…"
"So, you'll be coming back to the village with us and then we'll see about getting you back home." Jiraiya answered with a smile, hiding how he still wasn't completely sure about her but figured time would show her colors.
"Thanks! But…would I be able to meet everybody in the legend first? I mean, I've always wanted to be able to meet you guys…" then she trailed off, thinking maybe that was going a bit too far.
"Sure! Why not?"
"Really?!"
"Of course!!"
"Oh happy day times infinity!!"
A Bunch of Hours Later…
Ayako and Jiraiya had been talking for a while about a bunch of things, like how Jiraiya came to be a ninja, and other odd things like how he got his hair to stay like that all the time (Secret!). Ayako was in paradise, being able to talk to him and ask questions that no one else knew the answers to.
Yawning, Tsunade got up out of the tent for her shift. Looking out of the tent, she saw Jiraiya and Ayako talking animatedly about…Argh! He didn't!!
"So then she was all crazy for the guy and tried spying on him in a tree, but, you know she'd just started ninja training and fell off right on the poor boy!" Jiraiya was laughing as he told Ayako one of Tsunade's embarrassing adolescent stories.
"No way! I can't believe she did that!" Ayako was shocked to hear that Tsunade had done something so…uncool.
"…Jiraiya…" Tsunade was slowly approaching Jiraiya's back, cracking her knuckles as she stepped closer.
"Eh-heh…Tsunade-Hime…You're awake…how was your sleep?" Jiraiya visibly gulped trying to create a distance between her and himself.
"Very well, thank you...but not as good as you're gonna sleep now…" and with that, Tsunade punched Jiraiya so hard that he flew in the sky and landed on a nearby tree, cracking it into two.
"Well that should keep him quiet for a while." It was true, he was now unconscious.
Wow…I feel bad for Jiraiya…
"So now then…" Tsunade sat down on the log Jiraiya had previously been using and looked at Ayako with mistrust. "What are you?"
"Uh…what do you mean?"
"You're supposedly from some other world…summoned by the Akatsuki, why?"
"I don't know why they summoned me…I'm just a normal girl in my world…nothing special…"
"And you don't know why they want you?"
"No…wish I did…"
"Hmm…" crossing her arms, Tsunade looked up at the night sky. "In this legend of yours…what did it say about us?"
"Well…I told this to Jiraiya…um, it's told mostly from Naruto's point of view-"
"Naruto…why him?"
"Well, I guess because…he's important…if he hadn't done everything he did, you wouldn't have become Hokage, Neji wouldn't have realized there's more to life, um, a bunch of other people wouldn't have led the lives they now have. Uh…Gaara would still be not very nice…"
"All right, I get that he's very important. What else?"
"and, it's also got stuff about you guys in it that even Naruto doesn't know-"
"Like what?" Tsunade's eyes narrowed at this tidbit of invasion of privacy.
"Like…parts of Kakashi's past, um, how you kinda like Jiraiya-"
"I don't like-like him!!" Tsunade stood up from the log and was approaching Ayako with a look of murder in her eyes.
"Eh! Okay! Okay!! Don't hurt me!" Ayako shut her eyes in fear of being on the receiving end of Tsunade's fist.
"Hmph!" Tsunade turned back toward the log. Can't hit a defenseless girl…yet.
Opening her eyes, Ayako saw Tsunade sitting back on the stump staring at her again. Taking a chance, realizing she didn't have much to lose, she decided to ask some questions for a change.
"Um…Tsunade…" Ayako started to ask.
"Don't call me that like you're familiar with me!"
"Uh…what should I call you?"
"You can call me…Super Awesome Cutie Hokage Tsunade!" with a triumphant look in her eyes, Tsunade stared at Ayako's shocked expression. What? I've always wanted to be called that, but the stupid elders wouldn't let me…
"Uh…Super Awesome Cutie Hokage Tsunade," gasping for breath, Ayako continued, "It's obvious you don't like me, so…how can I get you to?"
"You can die for me." Tsunade answered simply.
"But…I'm not ready to die…and it'd be too late to be friends with you if I'm dead…" Ayako whispered the last part, hoping she hadn't heard. It'd be too embarrassing if she did.
"Friends? Why would you want to be friends? Unless it's to get on my good side so can plot the takedown of Konoha!"
"No! It's not, I promise!! It's just, in my world, after reading about you, I really wanted to meet you…"
"Why?"
"Because…I think you're cool, how you can punch through stuff and heal people from whatever and look so much younger than you are-"
"Hey!"
"No offense meant by that! I just think you're awesome." Again looking down at her feet, Ayako was kinda embarrassed to be admitting this while tied to a tree.
Hmm…While I'm not one for flattery, okay I am, but…I still don't trust her. It's too easy to flatter someone…Ugh! I'll need Ibiki to interrogate her when we get back to the village…
"Um, Super Awesome Cutie Hokage Tsunade?"
"What?"
Looking up with hope and fear in her eyes she asked, "What're you gonna do with me?"
"What am I gonna do with you…For now, we'll be taking you back to the village with us, as for this Deidara guy-"
Speaking of him, Deidara woke up from unconsciousness looking around wondering where he was. Realization dawned on him and he began to yell, "What, UN, am I doing tied to a tree?!"
"Shut it you idiot!"
Darn…I wanted to talk some more with Tsunade…
"Why the heck am I tied up to a tree?!"
"I said shut up!" and so Tsunade slapped his face, leaving a very shocked Deidara.
"What, UN! was that for?!"
""Because I felt like it you idiot!"
"Aaarrrghh! UN!!"
"Why the heck do always say Un! At the end of every other word?!"
"Because I feel like it, UN!!"
"Well, stop it! It's annoying!"
"No, UN!"
"Then be aware of the consequences!"
"Like what you old coot, UN?!"
"Aaarrrggghhh! Shut up!!" Again, Deidara was elbowed into oblivion, at least, that's what Tsunade thought.
And so, Tsunade released her frustrations on poor Deidara ('though he deserved it). Ayako was gonna be able to see the village, meet everyone, and possible get Tsunade to like her. And Jiraiya, well, he's still unconscious…
But what the Sannin and Ayako didn't know was that Deidara isn't the idiot everyone thinks him to be. Nope, he had a scheme in mind to be put into action the following morning…
Before you leave this page...I did not announce I would be cancellng the story just to get more attention/reviews! I promise! I just lost touch with it and I'm still not gonna be updating this for a while. But there is a way you can make updates go a little bit faster...At least to every couple monhs...
Review for me please!! I want to know your thoughts on the chapter and what you'd like to see! Yep, that's right! You are gonna help me write this story! I want your thoughts on where this should go since I'll be doing everything my way with the new one. So please review or message me with your ideas and I'll be sure to give you credit! Thanks!!
