A/N: I was struggling with what Regina wrote about herself in the comments. It was hard enough thinking about it, let alone actually typing it.

I know Regina can sometimes be very cruel to herself. I was worried I went too far, but it had pushed me to defend Regina as strongly as Emma did.

I will make sure that the rest of these chapters are mainly comedy, but some moments will be like this.

Regina was having fun reading the newest fic that was posted online. She scrolled down to read the comments when she saw a username that was obviously Emma's. The latest one had said, "The SwanQueen ship will sail until the end of my days!"

The former Evil Queen couldn't help but roll her eyes at how ridiculous the claim was. She wanted to set Emma straight that this "ship" wasn't going to sail anymore. The account that she made head the username "ThePeasantWoman".

She hit the "reply" button and responded with, "Your ship will sink today. There is no way that the Mayor of Storybrooke would ever agree to being in a relationship with the Sheriff! This is just some creeps fantasy that will never come true. It's ridiculous that you would ever support such a thing."

All she had to do now was to wait for Emma to be online so that she could get a response in real time. She knew that this would rile the blonde woman and it gave her great pleasure.

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After the panicking had stopped, Emma was able to wolf down a bear claw and milk shake. She heard her phone go off and saw a notification that someone had commented on her post.

Someone known as "The Peasant Woman" had left a pretty harsh comment. Emma was going to find a way to tell her to just shove it up her ass.

ThePeasantWoman: Your ship will sink today. There is no way that the Mayor of Storybrooke would ever agree to being in a relationship with the Sheriff! This is just some creeps fantasy that will never come true. It's ridiculous that you would ever support such a thing.

TheBlondeSavior: What makes it so ridiculous? It's just two women that have had deep feelings for one another for a long time. Hell, even the writer can see this, but apparently the Mayor of Storybrooke can't. She's not as terrible as people portray her to be.

ThePeasantWoman: Yes well, the Mayor of Storybrooke has a lot to deal with. She probably is under a lot of stress and not many people even bothered to care about her. She is doing what she can to raise her son with his birth mother. That is challenging all on its own, but she's making it.

TheBlondeSavior: I know that she's doing her best because I see it everyday with the way she takes care of Henry. I know I wasn't there for him for a majority of his life, but I'm here now. I'm just thankful that she's willing to cooperate with me, you know? She's a strong woman.

ThePeasantWoman: I bet she would be shocked and very pleased to hear that. You are probably the first to say a kind word about her.

TheBlondeSavior: I'm not the only one, you know that. The writer fully agrees with my opinion. How can you not see the chemistry in the fics, let alone between me and the real Regina?

ThePeasantWoman: What makes you have feelings for her? People only put up with her because she is the mayor. Otherwise, she wouldn't be liked. It even took even longer for even the Charmings to like her.

TheBlondeSavior: I can assure you that I always had a thing for her, even when I fought with her. It made me like her even more because her sass was very sexy.

ThePeasantWoman: It seems that your "feelings" for her can be more categorized as lust than affection, or dare I say, love.

TheBlondeSavior: That is such bullshit! How the hell do you know how I feel? You have no right. We make a wonderful team as Henry's mothers and saving Storybrooke.

Regina will always deserve more happiness than I could ever give her, but I'll damn well try anyways.

She's my happy ending, my true love, my everything.

You can slander me all you want, but don't you dare think that for even a second that you can insult Regina Mills.

She's more of a woman than you'll ever fucking be!

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Regina was dumbfounded after reading Emma's reply. She knew that Emma cared about her, but not romantically or this strongly.

She felt tears falling down her face and wiped them away. The former Evil Queen never truly understood what it was like to love anyone until Henry.

Now, she could see a woman that did love her, all of her. Emma accepted her, so why couldn't she accept herself?

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"Emma? I haven't seen you this angry before. What happened?"

"Someone was talking shit about my Regina!"

"Your Regina?"

"You know what I mean, Ruby."

Ruby squeezed her hand, "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to find out who wrote this. Sure, I got wiped on the floor with these comments, but I don't care. It bothers me that anyone would go after Regina. She's hard on herself as it is, you know?"

"You going to delete it?"

"I can't let her see this."

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Regina went to get a glass of water and when she came back, those comments were deleted. She was relieved that it was gone. The part that she embraced was how Emma had shown her love.