"Oh God," said Eddy, "this sucked more than anything that has sucked before." "Holy Christ," said Kevin, "where's your dork buddies?" giggled Kevin, "hmm!?" "W-w-w-well, Kevin. They have been devoured by animals. Those Eds haven't lived till they drunk my copious cup of hot chocalate, now they're dead and they'll never return, I mean—heck, when will they come back?" asked Eddy. "Crappy speech, you turd," said Kevin, he walked on the path, leading to a person in black. "Uhm, uh?" quivered Kevin, "what the heck's that?" asked Kevin. "What the heck is that, you say? It's...," said Eddy, but then he realized he wasn't a cartoon network character. Was he Barney? Was he... wait, was he Barney. "Barney!?" yelled Kevin, "that lard- ass lives in Cartoon Network world?" Then Barney came closer to Ed & Kevin... closer, closer, closer... "stay back, dude, what have I ever done to you," said Kevin. "Jeez, guy. I-I, never did anything to you do but boycott your show—I mean..." "Crap," said himself. "Gotta get the heck out of here," said Kevin. "It's me Kevin!" yelled Barney in excitement. "Holy sh... it's Barney," yelled Eddy. "Gimme a hug," said Barney. "We're F-ed," said Kevin, "f-ed." At the studios, the stage manager called the information center. "Hello?" said the information center coworker. "Well, dude. Some portal sucked Kevin and these other little arse-holes, I mean "assholes" & THEY'RE GONE," cried the stage manager. The information man sighed. "Yeah, this is a lie, hmm?" told the man. "Damn! I not lying," said the stage manager. "Notice you have bad grammar?" "NOO!!!" yelled the man. Then the information man held up, and the stage manager weeped, in the Cartoon Network World, Eddy and Kevin were captured by Barney, he laughed evilly. TUNE IN NEXT!