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~4th crack pairing: Mordecai and Rigby~

"Yeayuh! Guess who got tickets?" Rigby happily waved them in the air as he came into the house.

Mordecai, who was watching TV, looked at Rigby. "Tickets? For what?"

"Dude! The fair's back in town! Instead of splurging on Butt Busters 2, I got us 2 tix for Saturday night!"

Mordecai somewhat had a blank face. "Dude, what are we, 8 again? We never go to the fair anymore. It's just gonna be the same old rides, same disgusting food, kids barfing all over the place, and let's not forget the old ladies working the fun houses." Mordecai shuddered at that memory. That horrible memory..

"Nah, man, it's supposed to be better this year! I checked online! There's gonna be newer rides, new kinds of food, and.." Rigby nudged his friend. "They don't let anyone work there that's over 30."

Mordecai didn't get the hint. "So..?"

"You know, hot girls? Not old ladies gropin' your butt when you walk into the Crazy Maze?" He laughed at his friend's horrible experience.

"Dude, shutup! I told you that day we'd never ever talk about it ever again."

"Whatever, I was saying that they don't have old pervs there anymore. It's all young people! Plus, like I said, it's supposed to be WAY better than when we used to go. Please Mordecai? Can we go pleeeease?"

Mordecai chuckled and waved him off. "Okay, okay, we'll go, as long as you cut the baby act."

"Awesome!" Rigby happily said as he high fived his bro.

It was Saturday night, and they walked past the fair entrance. Mordecai observed all the lights, the kids of various ages, the smells of fried cinnamon buns, fried cream cheese and fried salad...

"The fair was always better at night." Mordecai announced. "I mean, aside from the creepy carnies and..." He shuddered again. "The old ladies.."

"Yeah, man," Rigby agreed. "The rides light up and everything. Plus the sun isn't giving you a rash." He looks to his left and sees bumper cars. "Dude, look! I love bumper cars! Let's do these first!"

Mordecai chuckled as they got in line. "You still love the baby rides, I see."

"What, everyone loves bumper cars!"

"No dude, I meant that you can't handle the big boy rides. You know, like Twister, Gut-Wrencher, Stone-Smasher, and worst of them all...The Annihilator."

Rigby felt his stomach turn, but remembered what he read online. "Well, they put new rides in place of those, so, I can't do them anymore, now can I?"

"Actually, they left those alone." A guy in front of them said. "They left those four but replaced the other ones."

Mordecai was now excited. "Ah man, those are classics." He nudged Ribgy. "Dude, we're so doing those."

"I don't know, I uh.." Rigby had to find some excuse. Those rides scarred him for weeks as a kid! "I recently got this condition, man. You know, something with my heart."

"Pfft, no you don't. You're just too wussy to get on them."

"No I'm not!"

"HEY!" A carnie at the front of the line yelled. "Keep the line moving and pick your cars."

Mordecai and Rigby walked onto the bumper car floor.

"Wussy.." Mordecai said as he walked past Rigby.

Rigby just got into his car, crossing his arms. "Hm, hm."

I'll show you how wussy I am..

Everyone soon began driving their bumper cars. Rigby spotted Mordecai's car from behind and sneaked up behind him, ramming him. Mordecai got shocked and looked back, evilly grinning.

"Oh crap.."

Rigby quickly drove off. But..too late. Mordecai hit the side of Rigby's car, causing it to spin until Rigby got dizzy.

Rigby rubbed his head as they exited the ride. "Man, that was intense.."

"Pfft, you think that's intense? You couldn't handle...The Annihilator."

"Hey, those cars were only intense cuz you sent me spinning!"

"That's the whole point of the ride!" He saw they were walking by the food stands. "Some food should take away the dizziness. C'mon."

As they sat down to eat their corn dogs and lemonade, Rigby made a suggestion.

"I heard they have these cool new optical illusion things this year." He pulled out the brochure and turned to the attractions. "The woman with the ten foot beard, the fattest dog in the world, the first vampire pig, oh cool! This guy's got wings literally coming outta his back! Maybe he's like half-fairy or something."

"Ugh, those things are so fake it's rediculous! I'd rather ride rides. Atleast they benefit you more than some stupid fake half-man, half-fairy thingamajig.."

Rigby looked away, crossing his arms. "Pfft, you're no fun. There's more to fairs than just rides, dude!"

"Rigby," Mordecai shaked his head. "We both know why you wanna watch see some stupid optical illusions. You're too afraid to do those awesome rides."

"No I'm not! You don't know anything!"

Mordecai grinned. "Hm, hm. I know you're a wussy."

"STOP TALKING!"

"Okay, look," Mordecai proposed. "If you do the Annihilator with me once, we'll do anything you want for the rest of the night."

"Even get our faces painted? And the hamster races? And...the farting balloons?" Rigby practically squealed happily at the last one.

Mordecai sighed and nodded. "Yes. Even that lame, baby stuff-"

"Okay, I'll do it!" Rigby shook hands with his bro.

But I sure as hell won't like it..

Holy crap balls.

The Annihilator. It's no ordinary ride. Best way to describe it: half thrill ride, half roller coaster. You start off sitting in a centrifuge that spun you around and around, 80 feet off the ground. The seat you and your partner sat in was also part roller-coaster car, so you'd be oh-so anxious, wondering when your car would be quickly dropped down onto the track.

...And Mordecai and Rigby were next in line. Rigby was so shaken he couldn't speak.

"Still wussied up, huh?" Mordecai chuckled.

"I-I don't even know how scary this'll be, Mordecai. Remember when you went on it and I waited for you by the exit?"

"Yeah, but now you can face your fear of the ride, dude."

"We'll be so high off the ground! What if I die? I'm so not ready to die yet!"

"Take your seats, guys." The carnie instructed.

Mordecai and Rigby sat beside each other, letting the shoulder bars come down on them.

"You won't die, Rigby, trust me. I rode this before and look, I'm still here."

Rigby looked away. "Doesn't mean you'll survive this time around.."

Mordecai put a wing on Rigby's shoulder. "Dude, we're not gonna die. They tested all the rides a million times so freak accidents don't happen."

The ride began to spin.

"YEAYUH!" Mordecai looked to see that Rigby was shaking already. "Don't drop your stones, dude!"

"Heh, I'm not!" Rigby lied. He held onto the shoulder bar with his dear life as the ride spun faster and faster. Rigby tried not to look down...

Of course he looked down..

Below the riders was the rollercoaster track. Rigby closed his eyes and tried to get closer to Mordecai for comfort. Mordecai noticed this and patted Rigby.

"You're doing awesome, Rigby!" He yelled, then continued to 'WOO' along with the others riders as they spun. Rigby watched a car drop and screamed, holding onto Mordecai.

"I know, right? I hope we're next! OOOO-"

Mordecai couldn't complete his chant...since they were next to fall.

"!" Rigby yelled, closing his eyes and practically tearing up the shoulder bar with his claws. His heart returned to its usual place as they landed on the track. The car proceeded to climb a hill.

"Man, that nostalgia tasted so good, dude. Rigby, you okay?" Mordecai said as he looked at his friend.

"I think...my heart fell out-what the?" Rigby looked and saw they were climbing a hill, ahead of them was tons of 'fun'. "I thought the ride was over!"

"Pfft, it's not over yet. We still have to go through tons of loops, fast drops, inversions, and total darkness."

Rigby's eyes bugged. "...I should've went to the bathroom before I got on here."

The ride was half-way up the hill. Mordecai smiled at his friend, reaching his wing out. "You can hold my wing if it makes you feel safer and...more comfortable."

Rigby took his wing, and for some reason, felt at peace, somewhat. "Wow, it works."

"Yeah," Mordecai nodded, and grinned. "That way you'll know if you fell outta the car or not."

"Stop it, man, my stomach's turning sideways."

All of a sudden, their car proceeded into darkness. It stopped.

"...what the.."..."!"

Their car literally went from 0-120 in 5 seconds flat. Rigby did nothing but scream and close his eyes, along with using one hand to hold Mordecai's wing and the other gripping the shoulder bar oh-so tight.

All that Rigby could hear were his own screams and his friend's ecstatic screams, and all he could think about was his past, his future, hell, everything was running through his mind faster than the coaster thrill ride could go.

Rigby continued this as the ride came to an end. Even as the shoulder bars were lifted. Mordecai punched him.

"Ah! Why?"

"Because...you survived."

Rigby came back to Earth and realized the ride was over. They were back down on the ground, safe. They both realized that they were still holding each others' hand and let go, blushing, but pretending like it didn't happen.

"OOH!" Rigby cheered. "I'm not a wussy anymore! I've become a MAN!"

"Heh, not exactly." Mordecai jokingly said as they exited the attraction. "You were scared crapless the whole time."

"You're just hatin' cuz you gotta get your face painted! OOH! In yo' face!"

Mordecai rolled his eyes and smiled. "I know, I know. A deal's a deal."

As they walked, they noticed some of the kids exiting the Annihilator were puking. Rigby felt something weird in his stomach.

Rigby shrugged it off and chuckled. "Man, this place hasn't-" Rigby stopped and felt something come up. He gagged and finally puked all over Mordecai's foot.

"...changed." He wiped the remains off his face.

Mordecai grinned. "Neither have you, Rigby. Neither have you.."

The centrifuge part of the Annihilator is half-inspired by this ride called Insanity, which is located at the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Looks pretty rough.

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