"Ugh, it feels like I have been pregnant forever. I think the baby might be stuck in there." Piccolo worried.
"You have only been pregnant for a couple of weeks though."
"Good point."
"Piccolo, things in life take time. Some, a short amount of time, and others a long amount of time. You need to be patient."
Oh great, another lecture about being patient. Like I haven't gotten a million of those from Guru already. Nail remarked.
Shut up Nail.
I agree with Piccolo. You should shut up.
Your not the boss of me old man.
"NAIL!" Heartbreaker yelled. "STOP INSULTING KAMI!
Oh no. Wait...how can she even hear me?
Piccolo leaves his mind wide open for anyone to tap into. Well, anyone who's telepathic. Heartbreaker explained.
Ugh...I don't need another voice in my head. Piccolo groaned.
Don't worry, she'll leave soon. Teron assured.
Wait a minute, who are you? Nail asked.
The guy standing right behind you.
Like, in this mind plane or...
I'm literally standing behind Piccolo.
Piccolo can you turn around? I'm not sure quite how to take control of you just yet. I'm not asking Kami.
Ok. Piccolo turned around. "Uh..."
"Uh..."
"Um. Heartbreaker. Do you know him?" Piccolo pointed to Teron.
"Yeah. We live in the same house together, actually."
"You two are roommates..."
"Yep. I also try to keep him from causing trouble."
"Oh. Interesting."
"Be careful with him though. He can get rather crazy..." Heartbreaker moved closer. "Especially when he's in estrus." She whispered. That sent a shiver down Piccolo's spine. Teron blushed.
"Y-Yeah." Teron agreed. "I can get pretty crazy." He growled at Heartbreaker.
"Is something wrong?"
"You mentioned you-know-what to him."
"The part about you getting rather crazy?"
"The part about me being especially crazy when I'm in heat." Teron whispered.
"You do know I can hear what you just whispered right?"
"But, your like, clear across the room! I thought only I could hear whispers clear across a room..."
"Namekian hearing is much better then a human's. Or whatever you are."
"I'm a rainbownan!" Teron exclaimed.
"Oh how did you achieve this status?" Piccolo sarcastically questioned.
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Of course I am."
"Good, because being a rainbownan is in no way a status. It's part of who a rainbownan is."
"That's speciest. Being a rainbownan has nothing to do with who a rainbownan is. That's like saying being human is a part of who Yamcha, or Bulma, or any other human for that matter, is. Personality has nothing to do with species. Piccolo could very well be rainbownan, human, any sapient species. Would that change who Piccolo is? No, Piccolo would still be Piccolo mentally. If I turned Piccolo into a rainbownan, his personality wouldn't change. At all. Same thing if I turned him into a human. Piccolo would in a way, still be Piccolo."
"How about you prove that then?"
"It could cause severe biological problems, especially if I turned Piccolo into a human. It may not even be possible. Even if I turned him into a rainbownan instead, I'm not quite sure what would happen to him...or the fetus. The transformation could kill him and the fetus, since the fetus needs Picoclo to live, or it could kill just the fetus. There's so many things that could go wrong. Namekian biology is quite different from rainbownan biology, so it would also be quite different from human biology. I personally don't think it's a good idea."
"How many things could go wrong?"
"So many I can't even list a quarter of them."
"Really?"
"Yep."
"That many?"
"There's that many."
"You know what I don't understand? How Piccolo got pregnant in the first place."
"Teron, you know where babies come from...I'm not lecturing you again about sex."
"Yes, I do know where babies come from. But can Namekians even have sex?" Teron questioned.
"I think Piccolo might be an exception."
"But Dende had sex. He told me about it."
"Namekian biology isn't that well studied. Piccolo...I have a question."
"What is it?"
"Did you always have a penis and a vagina?" Heartbreaker asked. Piccolo blushed. He wasn't sure if he should lie and say no. It was a well kept secret of Namekians that they had those parts. He considered just dodging the question. "Well? Aren't you going to give me an answer Piccolo?"
he answer is...uh...um...well...uh...n-yes." He couldn't believe a yes escaped his lips. He said no to all sorts of questions. He was great at lying. He lied all the time. Keeping a secret was easy for him.
"Piccolo...you were about to lie and tell me no."
"How did you?"
"Medium Awareness."
"You broke the fourth wall?" Piccolo had a sweat drop on his head. Heartbreaker grabbed the sweat drop.
"No silly. This is breaking the fourth wall. I do have Medium Awareness, but I just read your mind."
"Then why did you ask me! Wait...I didn't know you could grab sweat drops..."
"Here's your sweat drop back." Heartbreaker gave Piccolo his sweat drop back.
"Feels wet."
"Well it IS a sweatdrop."
"I'm gonna get rid of that." Piccolo dropped it and it broke into a puddle of sweat. "Well, that was weird."
"Yeah, breaking the fourth wall is weird if your not accustomed to it."
"What now, your going to tell me that we are in a fanfic?"
"Stop leaning on the fourth wall, it invokes the Uncanny Valley to me."
"What?"
"Never mind...Wait a minute. Piccolo, are you even sure your actually pregnant?"
"Of course I'm sure. Look at how pregnant I am!"
"I need to do an ultrasound, just to be sure. Piccolo, would you come with me?" Heartbreaker asked.
"But Ateia..."
"It's completely necessary, Teron. And I told you not to call me Ateia."
"But Ateia..."
"JUST SHUT UP TERON!" Heartbreaker yelled. Teron began to tear up. He started bawling.
"You want me dead don't you? No, you want me gone from existence. I'm just getting in your way all the time. You don't need me. You never needed me. I shouldn't exist. I should have never existed. I am not a rainbownan, I am a witch. Kill me now and save me from this misery. Shatter my soul. Make me suffer. I deserve it. I don't deserve to be alive. I don't have a single redeeming quality. You should have told my parents to have never made me. I am more then a witch. I am the embodiment of all evil that has ever existed. I'm a heartless, cruel monster who takes pleasure in killing people. I should not be in this form. This form does not represent who I am. Not in the slightest."
"T-Teron..."
"Don't you Teron me."
"Thats not true! Your not a cruel heartless monster! If you were, you wouldn't be sad about it!" Heartbreaker had tears streaming down her face.
"You know don't you? You know how I have truly felt for a long time. If you truly cared for me, you would address it. But you never did. You don't feel the same way. I somehow thought you did, but that was just wishful thinking. How could anyone love me? How could anyone even have a crush on me? I can't fit in to any quadrant no matter how hard I try, it never works out. You can't be my matesprit, you don't take interest in that, like ever. You can't be my kismesis, you want me dead. Stop it, please. There's no point in telling me otherwise. I'm a heartless monster. Kill me now. Kill me. Kill me."
"I...I can't do that to you!"
"Guess I'll have to convince you otherwise." Teron took out a knife. Tears streamed down his face. "I'm so sorry for doing this..." Teron then went to stab Heartbreaker, but he dropped his knife. "Why can't I kill you? Why can't I end you? Why can't I end this? Why is something holding me back? Piccolo, are you doing this? Please don't interfere. Leave. This is too horrifying to see."
"I did nothing!"
"Leave. You shouldn't see my true nature. You shouldn't see how horrifying I am. Why do I feel so bad about it though? I should embrace it. I should embrace who I am. Emotions are stupid. I would be much better off if I didn't have them."
"That's not true Teron! Your not a complete monster! If you were, you would kill me!"
"Y-Your right...a complete monster would kill without an ounce of remorse. I...Heartbreaker, why are you acting like this? Just...leave me alone..."
"I care about you."
"R-Really?"
"I tried to prolong us becoming kismesises as long as I could. I was too scared to get into a new romantic relationship. I...I do love you. Our kismesisttidue was inevitable. My sister told me. Teron..."
"Don't say another word. It is not necessary."
"Somehow, this makes sense to me. You two are in a romantic relationship now...Never expected that."
"Yeah, it's going to be hard to get used to, even for us." Heartbreaker sighed. Teron nodded in agreement. Someone knocked on the door.
"Hmm? Wonder who that could be." Piccolo went over to open the door.
"Hey Piccolo! How's my precious matesprit doing?"
"I'm doing great."
"I'm glad to hear that!" Dende put his cheek against Piccolo's. Piccolo took no objection to this. "So, anything interesting happen recently?"
"Apparently Heartbreaker and Teron are now in a romantic relationship."
"Which quadrant?"
"Black."
"I expected that."
"Heh, the sexual tension between us was that obvious eh?"
"Piccolo, whats this about Dende being your matesprit?" Heartbreaker asked.
"Umm well, he confessed to me about...I honestly forget when. I don't even know what that means. But it feels right to me. This is how our relationship is suppose to be..."
"What?! You told me you felt the same way!"
"You only told me that you loved me. I merely gave in to your mushy feelings. I couldn't help accepting them."
"But you do love me right?"
"Yes, I have the same mushy feelings for you that you have for me."
"Thank Kami..."
"Does he even understand Matespritship?" Heartbreaker questioned.
"How am I suppose to know that?" Dende replied.
"I personally think he doesn't." Teron commented.
"Nngh..."
"Is something wrong Dende?"
"I'm fine..." I can't just suddenly walk away. I'll just hold it...A full bladder shouldn't be a problem right?
"You sure about that?"
"YES!" Dende yelled. Just try to ignore it... Dende was restless. He subtly put his thighs together, hoping no one would notice.
"You seem restless."
"I told you, I'm fine!" Dende pressed his thighs tighter together.
"Really, because it kinda looks like you need to...ahem, relieve yourself."
"Namekians don't pee, you idiot!" I can't hold it. I REALLY need to go. Why now of all times?
"I'm not buying that. Come on, I'll show you where the bathroom is."
"Apparently the bathroom is used for hygienic purposes...huh."
"Yeah..." Heartbreaker and Dende walked out of the living room.
"So umm...anything you want to talk to me about?"
"If you break Dende's fragile little heart, I swear you will pay for it."
"Why are you being so harsh?"
"The thought of someone breaking the heart of my precious moriall is unbearable. I will not hesitate to kill you."
"What's a moriall?"
"Seriously? Your so stupid. You probably don't even realize that you already have one."
"I do?"
"It should be obvious, even to you. How do you feel about Gohan?"
"I would do anything to protect him, even give my own life."
"Definitely moriallengance."
"How do I know your not lying?"
"I'm an expert in this kind of stuff. I know a quadrant when I see it."
"No one can be as close as me and Gohan!"
"See, that's the problem with you. You think you have something extraordinary with Gohan. However, it is just one of many moriallengances. Ask Dende, he knows all about it."
"So, it's nothing special?"
"Well, not just anyone can be as close as you two."
Meanwhile, with Dende.
Dende spotted a box of pregnancy tests. "What are these?" He picked up the box. "Let's see, so if I take this test, I can know if I'm pregnant or not. Great!"
After taking the test
"I can't believe I just peed on a stick. Now, let's see...one line for negative, two intersecting lines for positive. Come on, work already!" The results started to appear. "Finally. Wait a minute. It's positive. That means...oh no. I can't let anyone find out about this!" Dende buried the pregnancy test in the trash, flushed the toilet then washed his hands. He then walked back into the living room. He sat down, completely silent.
"Is something wrong Dende?" Teron asked.
"I'm fine."
"You can tell me, right?"
"I told you, I'm fine."
"I'm worried too." Piccolo moved closer to Dende, and stroked his cheek. Dende stroked Piccolo's cheek also.
"As I said, I'm perfectly fine."
"I'm just a little worried, that's all."
"There's nothing to worry about, trust me."
"Oh...okay I guess?"
"Oh, actually...Piccolo. I have something to talk to you about. In private."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Oh...okay..."
Dende and Piccolo walked out of the living room.
"Um...I'm pregnant."
"Wha-What?! Who's the father?"
"Your the father, silly."
"How can that be? We only made out..."
"Namekians can get pregnant from making out you idiot..."
"This is really shocking."
"Keep it a secret between us, okay?"
"Okay..." Piccolo suddenly had a shocked look on his face. "I think...the baby is coming..."
"I'll go get Heartbreaker!" Dende ran off to get Heartbreaker. "Heartbreaker...I think Piccolo's giving birth!"
"What?!" Heartbreaker immediately ran over to Piccolo. "Don't worry, I'm a doctor. We need to get to the hospital as soon as possible!"
After arriving at the hospital.
"What's the emergency?" The admission lady asked.
"I'm giving birth!"
"Okay, your going to have to sign some paperwork."
"Paperwork? NOW?!"
"Just sign it already."
"Okay..." Piccolo signed the paperwork.
"There's no need to page a doctor. I'm one."
"Yes we know Dr. Ferusian."
"Your last name is Ferusian?"
"Yeah..."
A few hours later
"PUSH!" Heartbreaker yelled. Piccolo pushed. "KEEP PUSHING IT'S ALMOST OUT!" Finally, Piccolo birthed the egg.
"This took longer then I thought it would."
"Okay, now we just need to get it cleaned up, check it's vitals, and weigh it." Heartbreaker swaddled the egg in blankets, and cleaned it up. She checked it's heartbeat. "Heart sounds good." And checked it's lungs. "Mhmm..." Heartbreaker put the egg on a scale. "Weighs a few pounds. Now we just have to wait for it to hatch." The egg started glowing. "Oh, looks like it's hatching now." Out of the egg came a cute, but not really clean, baby that was fast asleep and had black hair and green skin. Heartbreaker cleaned up the baby, and put a diaper on the baby. Heartbreaker then gave Piccolo his child, wrapped in a blanket. "Here's your baby. Now, what are you going to name them? Oh, I almost forgot. You guys can come in now." Vegeta, Dende, and Gohan came in.
"Hmm..."
"How about... Irios?" Dende suggested.
"Irios sounds like a good name..."
"He looks like a Squajn to me..."
"Squajn? That sounds perfect."
"Squajin it is then."
End of chapter.
