Sorry about not updating.

Did you see that new episode of South Park The China Probrem? That was so funny! I like the part when Cartman says. "Stopping the Chinese invasion won't mean anything if we go around shooting guys in the dick!" LOL!

Chapter 4

"Kyle don't!" Stan shouted up at Kyle sounding scared.

"I'm saving my mom the trouble of killing me. She's just going to murder me when she finds out about these tattoos," said Kyle.

"Don't kill yourself Kyle, you're my best friend. I can't be stuck with my other friends. Cartman's an asshole and Kenny dies all the time!" Stan cried.

Kenny and Cartman glared at Stan but he ignored them.

After Stan said this Kyle sighed and got down off the roof. He went over to his friends and Stan gave him a hug. "Suicide is never the answer," said Stan when he pulled away.

"Yeah you're right," said Kyle.

"Ah man that would have been funny," said Cartman disappointed.

"Shut up Cartman!" Kyle, Stan and Kenny shouted at their so called friend.

"So what are we going to do about these tattoos?" Kenny asked.

"Simple was go to New York and get them taken off," said Stan.

"What about our parents?" asked Kyle.

Before Stan could answer Cartman spoke up. "Dumbass you tell them you're going to camp or something. It'll work, they're stupid".

Stan then said before Kyle could defend his parents. "Yeah that will work, my dad will believe anything!".

Then boys then hurried home to tell their parents that they were going to "camp".

Sorry about the shortness. I wanted to end it there.